Rare types of Chad

>average look chad; not conventionally attractive but through personality, status and/or money is still inundated with women and is consider chad among the more stereotypical chad community

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>>38866080
Personality Chads are the fucking worst

>Fat/ugly/average-looking guy
>Still gets girls because he can talk to them without fear and is naturally dominant

>>38865966
ITT: people thinking that Brads are Chads

Gamer chads.
One chad I sort of knew for a while played exlusively CS:GO and Overwatch. Really fucking irritating in every way imaginable. Only talked about fucking his wife and Overwatch. Occasionally something about CS:GO ranks and shit.
I met him at work briefly and he found out that I know some basic computer shit so he asked me to change some newer parts to his PC. He wouldn't stop talking to me for a few weeks, but after a while he gave up because I always found a way to cut a conversation short.

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>>38865966
>stoner chad
Ah my friend he's a car enthusiast too had a video game fight night and I completely wooped all there asses as Red Hood in IJ2. His hoe Mary Jane came over too and played me a match beat her and when weed Chad told me he was going to absolutely woop my ass in 1v1 and I just destroyed him. I had the smuggest face.

>>38866105
>are the worst
But they're the most common ones.

>>38866182
>But they're the most common ones.

That's part of what makes them the worst

Is there an existential chad who became one because he willed it hard enough?

>>38866331
No. Chaddery is something you are born with. Which is why you will see Chads in almost every walk of life, because they were born with and retained the necessary traits but then grew into something else.

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>small dicked chad who's into gross autists nerds with fat dicks fucking his gf

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>Music chad
>Gets girls because he is at least 6/10 and can play the guitar and sing

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>Robot Chad
My roommate is this 6'4" model tier guy who's super good at speaking to people, but just never does. I've asked him about it before, he says he just generally has no interest in a gf or partying or anything like that, he's fine with just studying and playing OW all day. He's even set me up with some girls (all of which failed) but never goes out with any of the ones who smile and wave at him when we walk down the halls. He's pretty bro tier too desu

>>38866512
These are the worst

Little fuckboi faggots wearing flannel shirts

>>38865966
1. Replace dota with league
2. He's not shy he's aloof and mysterious. He's plenty confident.
3. He's not depressed, he's acting like ever other normie who fakes depression
4. He's not chad then, he's just
>that kid that used drugs to elevate his social status

>>38865966
>>Ultimate Chad Lv.20
I had a classmate in highschool who was the embodyment of a chad.
>10/10 on every subject
>Good looking
>Muscolar
>1.90 m
>Good in any sport
>Friendly with everyone (I couln't hate him either because he was a bro to me and was the only one not mean with me).
>Currently married with Qte stacy gf young love met in highschool

>>Python Chad.
Aka: The chad known for having the meatiest cock.
>Average at best.
>Dick size of about a small dog. Or 3 hamsters piled togheter.
>Girls just flirt with him to see "how would it be like".

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>>38865966
Military Chads.
Self-explanatory. They're fit, confident, and have a really good-looking uniform. 90% Marines and Army, but there's a few Air Force/Coast Guard Chads out there, and some exceedingly rare Navy Chads.

but then there's pic related, so

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>>38865966
>who probably solely plays Dota/Overwatch/Nintendo
yeah.. those are some seriously chad games.. faggot

>>38865966
Haven't met any of these, but posting for completeness and posterity:
>Athletic Chad: plays sports for his living. has subtypes, such as Surfer Chad which is common in California
>Bad Boy Chad: stereotypically has dark eyes and hair. commits crimes but doesn't usually get caught or at least avoids punishment. abusive (especially physically)
>Banker Chad: works in a successful finance company, for example on Wall Street. very rich. is typically like Patrick Bateman but less crazy
>Gay Chad: unlike other Chad types, he's after other Chads, but women still admire him. typical careers: actor, singer, model, some can be athletes
>Helper Chad: genuinely friendly and wants to help others. typical careers: teacher, doctor, firefighter, paramedic. can also volunteer
>Rich Kid Chad: shows off his wealth and lives basically like NEET except sometimes appears in college or in his father's company where he has a "job"

>itt: everyone's a chad

Is the point of this thread to say chad's not real?

>>38865966

Genius chad
Good looking and actually smart af
Got into med school without trying
Doesn't need to fucking study, just turns up and does well
Not those scumbags who lie about not studying then studies at home; because he's actually involved in lots of sporting activities

>>38865966
>Artist Chad
>>resilient yet sensitive
>>has a few close friends but has no trouble making more, still chooses to have a small circle of friends
>>has a career of an artist of some sort (either self-employed or part of a successful company)
>>is ambivert unlike other Chads (but claims to be introvert)
>>above average intelligence
>>may or may not be a materialist
>>has most of the common Chad traits (social skills, charisma, good looks, life full of experiences)

>>38868633
Doesn't matter, there are plenty of women who play those.

>>38868612
Those are more like the inbred hick Bradleys

>>38868793
>>>resilient yet sensitive
What?

>>38865966
>>38868790
>>38868612
I knew a Chad who was a mix of Gamer and Genius, maybe also some Military thrown in
>athletic and intelligent
>hit puberty early
>played video games a lot
>tall, above average looks
>obsessed with military stuff

>>38868859
Yeah, that's an interesting mix. He actually can get up each time life knocks him down, no matter how hard, and retain his optimism. On the other hand, he notices things other people don't, really likes art and nature, was emotional as a kid, and has to spend some time alone after partying.

>>38868947
I guess it's my personal bias but being emotional and Chad doesnt mix up. Seems more like turbonormie.

>>38868612
Marines are usually gay, women just don't expect them being straight. Historically, there was no internet connection on the ships and therefore no straight porn, the only way to find closeness was to have sex with the other marines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

>>38869168
>>38869168
>Historically, there was no internet connection on the ships and therefore no straight porn, the only way to find closeness was to have sex with the other marines
But is it prison gay? Like not actually being gay?

knew a shy/gamer chad and he was the most mesmerizing person i've ever met.
really fucked my shit up

>>38869285
>mesmerizing
In what way? Attractive?

>>38867828
he could be gay
this reply is super original btw

>>38869304
knew how to make anyone feel like he knew them deeply. but he was very attractive too.

>>38869385
Do you have any idea what he's doing now?

>>38868743
Opposite, Chad is incredibly common and not only one kind of person

>>38869403
publishing scientific articles and getting mountains of money

>>38869511
So he's science Chad?

>The Aspie Chad
I've met multiple guys who were diagnosed spergs and still got laid more than almost anyone I know. This Chad has autistic obsessions like other spergs, but about things that make him more attractive to women like bodybuilding or playing an instrument. His autism ramblings about topics he's interested in and edgy humor just come off as confident or quirky to girls because he's good looking.

>tfw am a shy chad
Literally every girl i speak to eventually develops feelings for me which causes me to stop responding because i'm ashamed of my neet life.

>>38866512
Why is it always a guitar too? I have never seen a flute Chad or whatever.

>>38869535
yes, among other things. dude still find time to travel the world and shit.

>>38869659
Guitar Chad is cool. Bass Chads are the worst though and will take your bitch

>>38869659
the most successful music Chad is the piano Chad though.

>use to be shy shad
>shitty personality
>women get attracted to it, idk why tho

its pretty funny the less shit i gave about the more they'd try to come to talk to me

>>38869925
>>women get attracted to it, idk why tho
Maybe you were attractive?

>>38869950

don't think so. im a tall 6" 3 kid with glasses and lots of pimples on my face. seems very odd to me tho

>>38870053
what is your facial structure/body shape?
You have the height and skin imperfections are secondary

>>38869688
>bass chads
chads who have a super low voice will fuck your bitch up too

>>38870133

would say little bit chubby, but not too much. done some exercise lately and gotten a bit more in shape.


facial structure for me seems about average.

Funny Guy Chad

>knows exactly what to say/perfectly in tune with normies' taste in humor with great delivery to the point he can even just repeat jokes he heard from tv/movies/online and he gets credit for them and girls sleep with him "because he's so fun to be around"

>>38870053
>im a tall 6" 3 kid
>tall
>6'3

This is literally the ONLY reason.

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>Fat Chad
>Is noticeably fat but not obese
>Either eats like shit or eats large quantities of absolutely everything
>Usually funny/witty
>Has built up a tough shell from years of being called fat
>Physically strong despite never lifting weights/doing anything physical
>Almost always tall
>Not facially ugly, usually would be quite attractive if he only lost weight
>Gets women by way of natural charm
>Girls like to cuddle with him because he's "squishy"

>>38870513
>Physically strong despite never lifting weights/doing anything physical
Strong?

>>38866105
Yeah just saw one of those today at a party. Pudgy guy with a scruffy beard and glasses, grinding on an 8/10 girl.

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>>38870762
>Pudgy guy with a scruffy beard and glasses, grinding on an 8/10 girl.
HOW? HOW?

>>38865966
I'm friends with a Chad that's really into Anime and builds Gundam models but fucks more girls than anyone I know. He's really good looking and bizarrely charming. Some of his friends make fun of him for how eccentric he dresses but he's also the only guy that can bring home girls on regular basis from a bar. The worst part is he's really good at building models.

>>38870513
Fat Chad is pretty comon.

>>38869728
i'd take a mozart chad over hipster tryhard guitar chad any day

>>38865966
>stoner chad
i knew one, he even let me smoke his weed

>>38865966
I'm not a virgin, I'm in good shape, I have been told countless times that I'm good looking (7 or 8 out of 10) and I get matches on tinder who persue ME, I don't really care about dating them I only have tinder for narcissistic validation because I'm incredibly insecure, due to a past of being the fat kid on the school yard I can't bring myself not to hate women due to my experiences with them as a kid, and seeing how well the same girls who once picked on me for having glasses and being overweight treat me now that I'm good looking infuriates me. I should under no circumstances talk to girls when I'm drunk as I turn into an emotional beta immediately.


Do I belong here or am I just a failed normie?

>>38870513
>Bear mode Chad

>>38865966
>block chain enthusiast chad
>played basket ball at hs while also casually hacking and hooking up
>has a fiance and a high paying STEM job

>>38865966

>scorns people for saying "just be confident"
>provides a list of examples of people mostly being confident and successful aka """Chad"""
>will tell me to fuck off and that it's not true, they must have some other magical thing going on for them

It's like you guys want to be sad^^