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What are some fun things to do before I kill myself? I honestly can't think of anything. I've already tried drugs and sex and in the end it's pretty meh. I will probably just give my money to someone I like and then be done with it.
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do a cartwheel
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An unreasonable dose of LSD
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get a good job that satisfies you and enter a relationship in which you feel good.

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>You can tell me anything, I won't judge you.
>Pours out soul
>Person slowly distances himself/herself from me

Has anything like this happened to anyone else?
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>>38926133
Yes except I would get interrupted before I'd get a chance to even gather my thoughts to speak.
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Yeah, it's happened to me on more than one occasion. Don't believe peoples' words, even if they sound sincere. Just assume they're lying and act accordingly.
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I actually have a female friend of 6 years who I told everything and for some inexplicable reason has stuck around.

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So your sitting on the couch watching tv, and your life is passing you by, you keep procrastinating over and over,well maybe I'll go to school next year maybe next semester, no do it right now. You can go after work or you can go before work, you can do what u gotta do to graduate, go talk to somebody, they out to help you. YOU SPEND ALL DAY ON THE PHONE ANYHOW, why don't you make a phone call that's gonna help you in your future! All you gotta do is pick up the phone and make the call, why are you making it complicated, IT'S EASY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvha7NallFk
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im on my feet im on the floor im good to go

CRIMSON
AND CLOVER
OVER
AND OVER
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>>38926139
I-ilike this

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Hey /r9k/,

Does someone have that image of the guy being stressed, and then the girl touches him and it says 'her'

and then after that the stress words are just replaced with 'her' over and over again

i require it, would appreciate, here is a cartoon moose
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bumping for my own self-interest
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bumping for my own interests
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final bump for self interest

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>tfw no filthy breeding whore
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AcGUO44zTB
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>>38926066

>tfw OP is a cheerloader roastie

Be my breeding whore desu
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I saved this from last time it was posted too.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KLDQluQsRs

but what I really want is her: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ebrmdy0nbl
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This is not good at all.

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Please tell me reincarnation is real, lads
I wanna come back as a qt lesbo girl
I don't want to be a balding, hairy manlet with an average sized cut dick anymore
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No, reincarnation is not real. Being reborn as someone else is an oxymoron.
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>>38926058
I wish but it's probably just a way to trick poor barely human pooinloos into accepting their condition
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>>38926058
No you will forever be a faggot.

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>lifting makes you cha- oh.....
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honestly, he's just missing a beard.
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>>38926057
He looks infinitely better than he would as some dough boy skinny fat dweeb.
Quit projecting your lazy lifestyle onto everyone you enormous faggot.
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>>38926057
>acne + early signs of bubble gut
you must stay natty to become chad

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How can I win her back, friends? Please help. I can't stop thinking about her. I just want to login to Discord and tell her I love her, but she blocked me.

>Talk for a week
>Become friends
>Make mild advances ("please, come to bed with me so I can hug and blow you kisses endlessly"), just normaly roleplay stuff.
>She got wierded out on Facetime
>Blocks me

All women are vapid sluts. But I want her back.

Dammit I wish I took more screenshots of her on FaceTime. I miss her. Bailey please come back, little one. My baby girl.
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>>38926038
it's a catfish anon but your probably it so fuck off
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Is this a new meme or are you serious? Just make a new discord account and orbit her again and stop spamming the board with these shit threads
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>>38926038
>She got weirded out on Facetime
Because you're ugly, anon.

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Should loli hentai be allowed more prominently in media? I.e. video games, books, porn? I understand the claim for real girls, but these are just drawings. And before you start screaming "reee pedo", if you don't like the topic of this thread, just don't enter it. Simple as that.
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No. Media should solely be about teaching sound morals, not for fulfilling lust.
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>>38926037
I don't think it should.
I don't believe it's immoral to view or enjoy it, but I also don't think it should be prevalent enough to normalize it.
It doesn't harm any children, but it could inspire sex offenders.
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>>38926037
Lolicon here.
No fucking way. I don't want this shit to be normalized like everything else I like has been. Just let me wank in peace at least.

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>anon we need to talk
>i feel bad because you've never wronged me in 5 years
>i just have to confess i dont love you anymore, i have to move on

This came out of nowhere just before how do I convince myself not to jump off a bridge she was literally everything good about my life
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>>38926007
I can't even begin to imagine that feel anon, but that's terrible. Hang in there.
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>>38926007
this hurt me god damn
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If I want loyalty and companionship, I'll just get a dog.

Pic unrelated.

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If sugar is so bad for you then why does it taste so good?
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It's to tempt you
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>>38925995
God has a wicked sense of humor m8
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>>38925995
It's good for brain growth and as an energy source.
The body rewards you for eating fatty and sweet foods because those provide immediate energy returns which are assumed to have been beneficial to our early ancestors.

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>someone says something mean to you
>feel bad about it for days
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>It keeps coming back as an intrusive thought
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>someone says something mean to you
>feel bad forever
>carry grudge for entire life
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>>38925986
How does one stop this from happening? Oralginal.

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You pronounce your words as if you refuse to acknowledge the existence of either shadows or evil. But would you kindly ponder this question: What would your good do if evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows disappeared? After all, shadows are cast by things and people. Here is a shadow of my sword. But shadows also come from trees and from living beings. Do you want to strip the earth of all trees and living things just because of your fantasy of enjoying naked light? You're stupid.
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literally me

also donatello I love u
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christ seeing tripfag posts is absolutely worse than having aids. why is this the board that unmedicated schizophrenics flock to
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>>38926011
I'm asking what Bulgakov meant by that. Checked your double

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>google smug asukas cause I need to link someone a smug Asuka so I can win an argument
>find a good on on google image search
>visit site
>it's a 4chan thread
>I was OP

whew, I really like posting Asuka.
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>>38925936
hello what tv show is that super kawaii girl from?
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>>38925952
the best show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJuexdl_c5s
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>>38925936
I've got you my man.

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If you had the chance to permanently become a pregnant woman, would you?
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what the fuck? no. pregnancy sucks man.
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Why the fuck would I want that? I had a pregnancy scare. Shit is not fun
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If I was only a little pregnant and never had to give birth, then sure. But if I was heavily pregnant or actually had to give birth, then no.

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