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Probably because they have to endure so much misery exercising and eating shit-tasting food to be slim, that someone who enjoys food offends them.

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Lelllllllllllllllll

Back when I use to be fat I'd never eat out in public, and when I did, I'd eat very little, and only healthy shit.


>mfw now that I'm LEAN and MUSCULAR I always eat shit when I'm out to make other people think I have super amazing genetics, when in-fact I just eat super healthy 99% of the time

Normalfags are all secretly jealous of fatbros because they're slaves to society and thus unable to enjoy life's pleasures in the way that you do. They wish that they could eat whatever they want but they can't, they can only eat tiny portions of shitty health food because they need to stay skinny and maintain their ego.

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Luke Rockhold, former UFC middleweight champion got cucked by demi lovato for some random bum mma fighter

So we should give up and being cucked?

No thanks, better alone then being like this, learn how to enjoy your own company and you'll see how simple is finding happiness.

kek
the first cuckold bond

Post the longer version.

I mean probably a large amount of those who get married do end up like this. Surely though there are some who manage to keep it going? or what if you just don't get married but stay in a relationship? does it apply then?

>>34112820
i think its inevitable regardless of marriage

>>34112747
I think what we see here is a girl with severe anxiety using this 'bear' as a safety blanket.

>>34112747
he probably has a better personality than me to begin with

>>34112747
But I have one. And she's not fat or crazy, around 7/10. And I'm a manlet.

>>34112703
closest*

originaltypofix

>>34112703
Putting penis in the original vagina

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>>34112703
probably hugging as a greeting.

>>34112674
>>tell him I'm in high school
I meant uni, not high school

>>34112692
You sure, little guy?

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>>34112704
IT'S NOT FUNNY SENPAI

>>34112670
It feels fantastic to know that even under these circumstances i'm still number one!

When I found /r9k/ and /fit/ I found out I wasn't unique anymore.

I use to have the whole autistic loner loser aesthetic guy thing going for me......but then I figured out there's literally millions of guys out there like me, millions of "beautiful ones", just focusing their life on aesthetics and isolation.

Now I just feel like shit because I'm not special anymore, at least in the eyes of you guys. Maybe to normies I'm still unique, in a fucked up way.

>>34112925
bruh
your situation is different
your family is different
your believes are different
your taste in entertainment is different
hell even your language/accent/tradition is different

you can't compare yourself to anyone around you.

>>34112655
gets lots and lots of money so i can spend all my free time improving myself. once i am powerful enough, i will teach other people who i think are worthy, and i will start a political party that intends to take over the world, and improve the consciousness of the masses.

>>34112655
I don't fuckin know. The force isn't as useful as other powers like even ki or even bending.

I definitely become a sith cause fuck meditating and killing my emotions, but fuck if I'm ever going to have an opportunity to push people around or shoot lightning or mind control people.

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>>34112655
I use it to DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD

>>34112563
http://prntscr.com/dv4ynm

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I don't know what you're expecting

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>>34112563
who /iPhone4s/ here

>>34112486
Even worse
4.5 inch

>>34112486
That's average anon, and average is fine. Your perceptions are warped and broken thanks to porn and cuck memes forced on the Internet.

>>34112505
are you asian ?

Dont worry, many girls hate dick too long

noone. if you have a Chad body you can use it to stop being a robot.

Cyborgs please go.

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>>34112494
But I can't. I'm afraid to speak with other people. I'm afraid to leave my house.

Unconditional love and doesn't mind my neediness

bumpo

origifuckinal

>>34112446
money, excitement and he has to be good in bed

>>34112425
Kirk has a charm unlike Picard.

>>34112445
Are you out of your fucking mind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45VAelC_QsI
How can you not think this is fucking charming?

>>34112425
Did I get sent back to 2002?
Not that I'm complaining. I'm always up for a good picard vs. kirk debate.

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>>34112381
im playing this right now, have to get this one guy a medpack and i have no clue where to find one

>>34112874
If you don't get torn to pieces by snorks, fleshes, or whirlwind anomalies you can snag a few off some other less fortunate stalker in Chernoby or the Junkyard. A lot of the later places they are pretty abundant. Clear Sky corpses especially.

>>34112874
it's on the ground near him

>>34112354
>"so remember everyone, Americans are bad and guns are bad too; so don't be like those fat idiots and give away all your liberties to us. Otherwise you're no different than the average fat American"

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>>34112354
Was he a tanned American?

>>34112407
>Harlem
What do you think