>5 inch dick why

>>34112486
Even worse
4.5 inch

>>34112486
That's average anon, and average is fine. Your perceptions are warped and broken thanks to porn and cuck memes forced on the Internet.

>>34112505
are you asian ?

Dont worry, many girls hate dick too long

>>34112522
manlet spic

>>34112505
Are you me?
>tfw 4.5 x 5

I want to d i e

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>2k17
>not knowing of the Arabic Jelq
>not knowing of stretching exercises to complement the Arabic Jelq
>not knowing of the Pubococcus Flex ("kegel") to help prevent prostate cancer and increase sexual stamina
>not knowing of the website Thunder's Place
>not knowing of the website PE Gym
>not knowing that both of these are free, anonymous-login forum websites where users gather to attempt to separate fact from fiction, with regards to all of the aforementioned topics, and more
>not knowing that doing these exercises safely, in strict accordance with a simple diet and exercise plan, can increase the length of one's penis by approximately 1-2 inches, and the circumference by approximately 1-2 inches, within one year to eighteen months

Whew. So many new people to the Internet. Weak.

When my dick gets so hard it almost hurts it's enormous, like porno big, but it only happens when I have lewd dreams, never when I fap.

(I don't ever have sex)

>>34112486
Find yourself a short girl with a small vagina and you're just fine

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> 5.5 x 5.5 benis
feels not good

>>34112533
virgin spic

>>34112554
yeah also that

ori

>>34112552
I'm 5'6" and have a small vagina, p-please don't discriminate against my height.

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>>34112511
>mfw I used to think this too
https://www.instagram.com/way_too_honest/

>>34112561
how old are you ? ever had gf ?

>>34112570
Show vagina and ill show dick

Lets see how compatible we are

>>34112590
22, no, I barely got a female friend last semester, but I'm pretty sure she finds me disgusting

>>34112505
>tfw 5 centimeters phallus

you can shut the fuck up I'm barely 2 inches

>>34112570
Not at all, I like short girls. It's perfectly ok to be short as one

>>34112608
damn man you have low self esteem. (I'm not really used to be on r9k)
I have 2 scrotum cyst and my gf dont care. Dont worry about the size mate. A vagina is on average 4 to 5 inch..

>>34112574
>such a whore that an average dick is akin to throwing a hotdog down a hallway
She is not the authority on this.

>>34112486

I'm 5 inch too but luckily I'm Asian. We are pretty much expected to have small dicks anyway.

>>34112676
My man, I'm not worried about my penis, I'm more worried about my personality and face looks. I've been asked out before but I just fuck it up everytime.

>>34112691
what about your personnality ? You sound like an INTJ, aren't you ?

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>>34112486
You were born to be a practice BF or a sissy. I can't say for sure without more info, anon.

>>34112603
But posting it won't prove how shallow my vagina is

>>34112486
shto ti e tolkova malak we senpai

>>34112742
mama taka ma rodi

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>>34112486
my mum says it is big .______.

>>34112486
I have a 8.5 by 7 inch dick and I have always wanted to get head like in porn but no one can do it, sometimes having a small dick would be good more anal and actual BJs, fuck off scum

>>34112735
Stick the camera inside then shit

>mfw 6.5

>im not a dicklet neither do i have a big dick
fuck this

>>34112486
>Tfw 7,5 inch
Life is good lads

>>34112720
Who isnt a INTJ here? Suprises me how many of you guys are failures, we are wired to make it most of you are cucks though and not true INTJ

>>34112781
This, having a dick larger than 6-6,5 inches makes blowjobs decent at best. Never gets all the way in. Sometimes even just the tip.

>>34112720
I just have to water down my feelings and thoughts so the other person doesn't feel threatened or something, maybe I have extreme opinions.
I always go on dates with woman I meet through friends, but it's just so boring to me and they notice it, I honestly don't want a gf, I don't really care about it, I just want people to discuss things with. I'm not really sure if I'm a INTJ. I'm not saying I'm an interesting person, I'm sure I'm not, but common people are so boring in another way.

>>34112807
who tells you that (we) are failures ?

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>tfw 5'5"
>tfw 3.9" willy
>tfw infp

>>34112731
I want to fuck you and tenderly cuddle afterwards.

>>34112830
"I'm sure i'm not"
Holy shit man. Go to a sport club like boxing or MMA, just to punch something. It helps a lot.

>>34112828
You speak the truth senpai

>>34112839
Wanna be my sad dreamer manlet bf?

How many of you dicklets are actually chubby or fat? You do realise your pelvic fat is probably covering an inch of your dick, right?

>>34112781
>>34112828
but most whores in porn only suck the tip

>>34112850
GTFO you nature's failure

>>34112889
>get fit
>meanwhile still baby tier girth
JUST

>>34112889
Nice meme, CHAD!! KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I CAN'T HELP BEING FAT!!!
HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE

>>34112486
>dick is about 5 inches in lenght
>it's circumference is 5.5 inches
>barely get the normal condom on
>can't wear some normal condoms
>my gf still hasn't adjusted to it
>tfw technically you have a huge dick but because everybody only cares about lenght of it you are a dicklet

>>34112900
Yeah but porn isn't really representive of actual sex. The feeling of having your dick being completely sucked on I will never experience. My gf only gets it just past the tip.

Is it true testosterone injections help penis growth? Think I might try find some...

>>34112882
I don't know are you of the female or the male variety

>>34112929
top kek. So stupid that not sure if troll or not

>>34112952
I'm sorry anon, we both know the answer to that already

>>34112486
so women with emasculation fetishes can make fun of it.

Every robot has a purpose.

>>34112929
Kek they don't help. Dick size is pretty much all genetics and body fat.

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>>34112912
Into the mass grave you go

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>>34112957
f-fuck you im being serious!!!

>>34112965
oh ok, sorrt I do not like girls so fuck off roastie

>>34113019
testosterone will help your muscle grow.
Is your penis a muscle ?

>>34113038
Actually I'm a boy, I have no clue why you thought there'd be girls on r9k

Does this mean you'll be my bf?

>>34113059
no, i am not a hmofag

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>>34113052
F-FUCK!!!

Thats fine, ill just take >>34113059 as my bf then

>>34112928
>my gf

subtle bait my friend

>>34113059
i can be ur bf but not your bff boi

>>34112928
Tip is the only thing that matters really, the rest is more or less.

>>34112486
>5 inches
>on my 6'4 frame
fuck

>Tfw fat as shit and 4 inches
>Tfw i can STILL pleasure my gf to completion
You have no excuse

>im 5'5"
> I have a 5x5 dick

at lest its in proportion right?

Tfw 6 x 5 benis but fapped so much I can't get it that hard anymore

>>34114021
>fat as shit
stats?

>>34114021
this right here. keep wrecking that pussy for all those guys out there who don't know any better and let porn and stereotypes brainwash them

everyone i know with a long+fat dick, no matter how autistic they are has had sex multiple times

i genuinely don't think girls want to fuck dudes with average/thin penises unless they have to because of LTR obligations

>>34112486
Are you Bulgarian?

>>34114270
Idk dude

if a girl has access to larger penises that arouse her more, I have no idea why she would want a smaller penis

i mean realistically large too, like over 6.5x5 inches

>>34114313
>>34114270
plus with sexting and shit, i just see sending nudes as a male pointless if you don't have a big dick

if you have like average to small penis, it's like she has that photo and can send it to anybody to make fun of you. plus it probably doesnt turn her on

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PENIS SIZE DOES NOT MATTER UNLESS YOU HAVE A MICRO DICK FOR THE LAST TIME FUCK

HAVING A BIG DICK DOES NOT CURE SOCIAL RETARDEDNESS OR AUTISM

HAVING A SMALLER DICK WILL NOT PREVENT YOU FROM STICKING IT IN A VAGINA

>>34112486
We lived horrible past lives. And since we're currently living terrible present lives, as well, I'm betting next time out, we'll be sporting some two inchers.

>>34114351
It makes girls moan though homie. I'm getting some pussy tonight and I know my dick has a little to do with it.

>>34114390
IF YOU HAD A SMALL DICK THEY STILL WOULD HAVE FUCKED YOU.

PENIS SIZE IS NOT THE BE ALL AND END ALL OF RELATIONSHIPS OR SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS.

Im getting a bathmate once I can afford it

My dick is 5.2 inches (not bone pressed cause that shits for pussies) and 4.5" in girth. I want to make it at least 5 inches in girth, then I wouldn't be insecure about my dick size anymore. If I gain length thats a bonus but I don't really care about that.

>>34114415
Yeah, they'd fuck me once. This chick is texting me the day after asking if I can hang out again.

>>34114415
>>34114390
if he had a small dick he probably wouldn't have as much confidence in talking to women that would fuck him fast and without much negotiation

he wouldn't be able to send a dick pic and turn them on instantly with it

he wouldn't be confident in whipping it out, in fact he might just avoid having sex with a woman like that because she probably prefers bigger dicks

confidence is genetic too and guys with bigger cocks have more of it

>tfw 7.5 x 6 dick
>still a virgin

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>>34112807
ENTP here. Orignialo.

>>34114487
infp here

penis 5.3 inches :DDDDD

everyone post mbti and penis size

>>34114476
I dont send dick pics because I'm not white trash. I have a garage and I vacuum and everything.

>>34114507
entp
7.25 x 5.25

>8" dick and had sex with 2 (TWO) different girls last week

>>34114685
>8" dick and had sex with 2 (TWO) different girls last week
Good for you. Now fuck off.

>>34114021
and i'm an astronaut

>>34114693
but this is a dickwaving thread, anon

>>34114910
this is small dick thread.

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>>34112486
>tfw me too

but who cares, won't see the inside of a vagina anyway.

>>34112574
>women trying to make dank memes

God damn, that's some weapon-grade cringe.

>>34112889
>>34112912

He's right though, that fucking fat is making it "shorter".

>>34112543

>implying
Jelqing and dick pumping are memes that doesn't work. I haven't seen ONE person showing real, actual gains in any of those dick sites.


Kegel is fine as a stamina exercise, and if you're good at it you can temporarily engorge your girth by "cutting" the blood flow off your dick. But those aren't permanent gains.

Ball stretching can work, but why would you do that?

>>34114166
You rolled quads on life

>>34115162
Implying my 4 inch penis turned into a 6 inch penis because of my porn addiction

4.4 here. Never taken a girth measurement. Had the chance for sex couple times, always turn them down because of dick.

Why do we care about our penises if we're gonna die alone anyways?

>>34115872

Maybe it's because the small penis is one of the main reasons for some of us to feel like they will die alone.

>almost 8 inches
>still self concious about my size and think it's small compared to everyone elses
really makes you think

The only thing keeping my ego in check is my dick. If I was slinging an 8 incher, I'd be the chad of all chads. Couldn't tell me shit.

>>34116031
>>still self concious about my size and think it's small compared to everyone elses
It's smaller by 3 inches than Rasputin penis.

>>34112676
I love when foreign people post. You're always so straight forward --not trying to play the game of who can be the most ironic and unaffected one line zinger-- and your broken english is kinda cute.

>>34112889

Losing weight will do nothing for girth, though

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srs question to my sexually active anons, do thicccer sluts have deeper cunts?

>girls barely even speak to you
>spend your days agonizing over your perceived lack of ability to pleasure her in some hypothetical timeline where you actually managed to introduce yourself to her, make her like you, and line up the logistics to fuck

>>34116121
they have more buffer length so kina

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What matters more - length or girth?

>>34116121
No, just that their fat stops you from going as deep as you could go if they were low bodyfat. That's why most size queens are overweight or obese.

>>34116156
Girth. The only sensitive spot in the vagina is right at the opening. It's like a fleshy spongy bump. As long as you're hitting that you are good.

>>34112922
nice thicky dicky

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>>34112505
Hey, me too!

Collective suicide when

>>34116121
No. They can be more adjusting to bigger, but on average, its about the same.

Goes for ass too.

>>34116008
It's just a curse, it doesn't matter at this point if you have the biggest dick out there

too much penis talk but i ain't seeing any photos
post your dick robots

>>34112574
>https://www.instagram.com/way_too_honest/

this is true though

don't give a shit about her, and have a big penis. Those have been my best relationships (eg she did whatever I wanted sex related or not).

>>34112570

>5'6
>short

ya, okay

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>>34112574
>taking a stock photo fetish account with like 500 followers seriously

>>34112735

who cares about shallow? tightness is better. I want to go balls deep and get suffocated

>>34112922

5.5 girth isn't huge...I'm 6.5 and there's ppl bigger out there.

>>34114351

I have gotten laid on the first date...3 times by bringing up my penis size, or actually whipping it out when we were watching a movie.

>>34116628
6.5 is huge
never seen anyone claim to have bigger

>>34114166
matches with you dubs

also check'd

>>34114507
Intp
7.25 x 4.9