What's your excuse for not having a girlfriend ? If he

>>34112747
I think what we see here is a girl with severe anxiety using this 'bear' as a safety blanket.

>>34112747
he probably has a better personality than me to begin with

>>34112747
But I have one. And she's not fat or crazy, around 7/10. And I'm a manlet.

>Never go anywhere where i could meet a gf

Not like some girl would just fly in from my window and fuck me

>>34112747

i can easily get a gf. I just have a lot shame and self-hate.

(so i guess it isn't really "easy")

>>34112747
he's not a self loathing sperg

>>34112802
More like 3/10.

>>34112802
tell me your secrets brother

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>>34112802
are you me?

>also...are you still depressed on the inside?
>tfw on 4chan all night instead of cuddling because it's where i'm comfiest.
>tfw this is routine

I had some girls interested in me during some moments of my life, including about 2 months ago, but i'm a piece of shit who can neither graduate nor get a job, so i did my best to avoid it, since i don't want to be a weight in her life... she was a med student, fer christ sake... would be wasting her time on me.

This is my dream bf, in short. If you pass most or all of these standards, I'll be your gf.


>very tall (6'4-6'5)
>slim/slender build
>extremely pale
>looks dead/tired
>has dark circles
>short slightly messy dark hair
>strongly introverted
>misanthropic
>mildly depressed
>doesn't like himself
>unemotional
>intelligent
>witty
>keeps to himself
>pessimistic
>likes dark things (death, murder, etc)
>wears all black

>inb4 shallow whore
I'm aware that my standards are pretty specific.

>>34113204
>>very tall (6'4-6'5)
good luck you dumb cunt

I never try
I'm afraid of being in a relationship
I have trouble talking to girls
I'm a boring person

This whole relationship shit isn't for me

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>>34112747
1. I am under 6'3"
2. I am not "buff"
3. I am to clevver for stupid women.
4. I am autistic
5. Women are stupid.
6. Even fat women only like chad
7. Roasties are really stupid.

>>34113158
>med student
So fucking what? I'm one and I'm still an ugly khhv etc. loser. Maybe it's different for women.

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>>34113204
Fucking skank, so you want goth Chad. Fuck off and die.

>>34112802
So in reality she's probably 4/10 and pushing the chubby side

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>>34113225
>Bitter little manlet is angry cause he's not tall and he doesn't meet my standards
Kekerino. You wouldn't be this mad if you were tall. Sorry that you're unwanted and disliked by everyone.

>>34112747
I knew a guy who looked like that who had a gf. She cheated on him with a scrawny musician

>>34113204
I'm everything except
>very tall (i'm 6'2)
>short dark hair (short light brown hair)
>doesn't like himself (I'm a narcissist (a depressed one))

>>34113326
you got him rly good, dude, haha epic troll

>>34113293
>>34113112
Believe whatever makes yourself feel better, anon.

>>34113116
I was lucky. She was a childhood friend and it worked out somehow. wew, just like my chinese cartoons, rite? I'd probably be lonely if this didn't work out.

>>34113287

It'd all be better if i had something in my life, you know? something that'd give me some assurance in life... i mean, i'm trying to get a job in the police, so maybe that will give me a little boost in confidence, i hope... and with that, i no longer will have to keep hiding myself in shame of my situation.

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>>34113204
>literally Team Edward
Women are so easily brainwashed, Jesus fucking christ.

>>34112747
I GIVE UP
I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE BUT FUCK IT
I
GIVE
UP

I find it difficult to find a woman I would be compatible with.

If I wanted just any girl, I could probably convince a girl to date me, but it'd be a doomed relationship from the start.

>>34113425
Robet Pattinson is 6'1 though, so better than edward.

>>34112747
If you want to talk about it seriously you'll have to give us more information.

What is his job? What is her job? Their social circles? Their popularity? Their past if possible?

Though I think that by knowing his job and his income we could probably draw the best conclusion.

>>34113479

Exactly how i feel.

'Tis hard to find someone with similar interests.

Also, i'm awkward as feck, i have so much trouble in trying to pick a conversation topic, unless it is something that i'm interested in.

>>34112747
I have no personality and I live in a country with no Internet culture, so people like me are still seen as the dude you have to make fun of.

>>34113479
Exactly this.

I've dated several girls, including one for almost 5 years, and no matter how interesting and cool and relateable they seem at first they always revert into being the exact same kind of boring high-maintenance bitches with zero interests in life other than social position and male attention once they feel they've drawn you in enough.

Even the awesome assertive onee-san type I was once with turned out to be a totally submissive masochist once I got to know her.

>>34112747
HOW THE FUCK!?!?!?!?
DELEETTTTTTT

>>34112772
>severe anxiety
>effortlessly kisses ugly guy in public
mmmkaaaay

>>34112747
That girl is fetishist and a narcissist.

She knows she has absolute control and he knows just as much that he wll go insane with regret the moment he loses her.


I want to fuck her don't get me wrong but I don't want their relationship.

I'm lazy and dont want to spend that amount of time money or effort on it when I can use that for other degenerate activities and have much more fun.

>>34112747
She is probably sexting with hes real bf, this is just the cuck who is there for her when she feels down

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>>34113672
>She is probably sexting with hes real bf, this is just the cuck who is there for her when she feels down
>being this jealous

>tfw not fat enough for a gf

>>34113716
Can you prove that he's wrong?

>>34113729
>tfw too fat for normie girls
>tfw not fat enough for chubby chaser girls

>>34113644
>Ugly

What? He's just fat. He has a pretty cute face.

>>34113833
>He's just fat
JUST fat? Fat is ugly. Also he has greasy toddler hair. He's not some bear, so idk why you're lusting after him. He's just a fat dirty spic.

>>34113326
>kekerino
Holy, I cringed.

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>>34113729
>>34113826
Work on those calories, boys

>>34112747

i have literally never seen a relationship last long term with both people happy and committed to each other solely based on their persons and not wealth,status, etc.

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>>34113716

>used up roastie with herpes blisters on her pussy lips can't accept reality