Haven't seen a manlet thread in a while. So greentexts

>>34112674
>>tell him I'm in high school
I meant uni, not high school

>>34112692
You sure, little guy?

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>>34112704
IT'S NOT FUNNY SENPAI

The underage are not allowed to post on 4chan. You should read the rules and visit us in 5 years.

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tfw 5'8

feelsslighlybelowaverageman

Are you a Pajeet? That's the only case where it would matter.

>in a while

Are you fucking kidding me? There are like 5 each day.

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Jesus I thought 5'6 was bad, but FUCK I cant imagine your pain.

Hang in there robot, we'll be free soon.

>>34112674
Thanks for this, it made me burst in laughter.

But you're way too normie for r9k. If you were a true robot, you wouldn't go clubbing.

>>34113122
>doesn't understand not being able to say no to chads

>>34113077
we'll never be free that's the thing. My life is terrible.

>be 6 feet tall, average looking
>see hot girl at bus stop as I was walking by
>hey you're really hot
>oh thanks
>ask for her number
>I have a boyfriend
>that's okay, I dont mind
>he wouldn't like it if I gave out my number
>dont worry about him we can just hang out sometime, maybe get some coffee. You're so cute I'd really like to get to know you
>oh okay, sure
>puts her number in my phone
>boyfriend walks up to her, not knowing what just went down
>that's my boyfriend
>anyways, I gotta run but I'll call you

mfw he was like 6 inches shorter than me

I'm getting coffee with her tomorrow, and if all goes well she is coming back to my place

>>34113259
>oh okay sure

I would have dumped right on the spot if I saw that

>>34113259
nice fake story hombre

Kindly head that way ==> reddit.com/r/thathappened

>>34113259
You were making it clear that you wanted to fuck her by complimenting her like that so she is a whore and her boyfriend is a cuck
Good job

>>34113306
>doesn't believe story where something good happens to someone
Nice r9k memeing but this kind of shit happens all the time either way

>>34113259
it's like this was written by someone who's never interacted with a person his whole life lmao

>>34113372
It's pretty standard entry level pick up actually. Shows how much you know

Start training in Mixed Martial Arts and be the greatest 125lber

>>34113437
If anon is already 21, then it might be too late to start training professionally

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>>34112674
>tfw when no shota-esque 5'1'' bf

>>34113526
its not unheard of
not like he will stand a chance against a tall strong fighter like lesnar though even if she does become the ufc manlet champion

>>34113386
>not realizing that PUA stuff doesn't work like that in real life

You wrote that story based purely what you read about PUA. It's obvious you have never tries to approach a girl.

>>34112674
you're not a manlet, dude. I'm a manlet and I'm 5'7''. You're a TURBOmanlet.

im 5'9. am i a manlet? i feel like one

If you're above 5'5 you're fine, OP is the only one that's got a right to feel awful about this and I feel awful for him too.

I was 5'4 in Year 6

>>34113643
turbomanlet: under 5'5''
manlet: 5'5''-5'8''
king of manlets: 5'9''-5'10''
This is an accurate, non-meme description of manletism should be considered.

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>>34112674
Thanks for the rare wojak man

I don't knows those feels but I'll pray for the frog god to give you a qt3.14 gf

>>34113566
That is why I said "might"

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>>34113595
I know. I still have more stories

>in english 3rd year
>studying the inklings
>busy with LOTR
>in a tutorial so only about 20 people in a small room
>lecturer makes a joke about elves
>all eyez on me.zip
>feel my cheeks go hot

>>34112674
It has nothing to do with being manlet it has with you looking young.
I'm 6'2" 200 pounds 20 year old.

>at a dentist
>she finishes with it
>there will be no charges since you are underage
>b-but i'm 20
>oh sorry well you are student so no charges either
>really sorry you just look so young
>i-it's ok


>going inside club
>my underage girlfriend doesn't even get a glance from the bouncer
>he stops me
>asks for ID
>stares at it for a minute
>says "i don't believe you it's fake give me some other document"
>give him my student x card and medical insurance card
>returns it to me
>well i wouldn't give you anywhere near that age

>i didn't get stamped when i got inside so i return with my gf to ask if i could get a stamp so i don't need to pay again when i go outside and return
>the very motherfucking same bouncer that id'd me when i got inside comes to me and says
>if you have 18 years you can get in and out no problem if you don't you won't come back in
>again doesn't even glance at the minor right next to me

Shit sucks, nobody takes you for serious and you can only date younger girls which are pain in the ass when it comes to sex.

>5'3
>also have a baby face

I'm 19 but people usually assume I'm 16. I hit puberty pretty late though so we'll see

5'10, but in the Netherlands so I'm pretty much a manlet.

>>34114090
I'm sorry but you're not getting any taller bruv. You're fucked.

>>34114069
>and you can only date younger girls which are pain in the ass when it comes to sex
woe is fucking you

>>34114294
i don't understand
fucking mute

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I feel so bad for manlets. If I see them in the street I can't help but laugh

>>34113168
>doesn't understand that chads asking you to go clubbing with them makes you a normie

>>34114421
Fuck you we're people too we have feelings too it's not fair I didn't ask to be this way

>>34114470
>thinks chads are bullies and not friendly bros that will pretty much socialise with anyone

>>34113732
Give that fucking kid a god damn oscar!

>>34113526
21 is not too late to start training

2 years of training could be enough for an amateur career and after a few more years could be a profession

by 25 or 26, you could be fighting pro

>>34114243
Yeah fuck off. Last year I was 5'1 at the beginning so I am growing

>>34114421
I feel so bad for lanklet virgins. Oh no, wait I don't.

>be 5'8
> life is pretty normal for me
> Had gf's before, have plenty of friends
> Never had someone mention anything about my height
It's literally not something I think about. I understand the extremely short people being insecure, but there are people here who are taller than me and complaining. Honestly, a bunch of pussies

>>34114568
The manlet chart that gets passed around is a meme. True manlet status begins at 5"5.

I'm OP and I'd kill to be your height.

>>34112717
You're right. It's hilarious

Oregeneiality

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I'm 6'2.5'' and wish I was taller.
Atleast I don't get confused for underrage because I look like an emaciated serial killer

>>34112674
>im 6'2
>live with a guy thats 5'10
>always tippy toe when someone takes a pic so that he seems shorter

>met up with friends
>girls say wow you're so tall how tall are you
>notice beta shortlet trying to change the subject
>tell her 6'3
>they look over at manbaby
>didn't you say you were 6'2?
>haha he probably just measured w-wrong
>proceed to fuck both girls later while short stack was all mopey
Know your place manchildren

>>34114628
stop it

>>34114689
>brags on the autist board about banging 2 chicks
>is on 4chan on a friday evening

I totally believe you, sick story bro

>>34113593
>tfw you used to read PUA "field reports" and think they were real

>>34112674
>5 ft 1
I thought underage weren't allowed to post here kek

>>34114689
Nice copypasta fagboy.

>>34114689
You change your story every time. Now you're not even a virgin anymore? Bitter lanklet virgins. When will they learn?

>still being insecure about height

Dude it's 2017, get some better insecurities eg. long philtrum, fwhr, NCT. Just be more original

>>34115197
Not Op but being 5'1 is worth being insecure about. I feel for him.

>>34112674
>Botanical gardens
Southport area by any chance?

>>34115197
What's NCT

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>>34115885
Negative canthal tilt. See pic

>>34116059
>no NCT
>no long philtrum
>good fwhr
>still ugly as fuck
Stop believing these memes

Bro 5'1 is hardly a manlet, 5'1 is midget height.

5'7-6' is manlet.

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Did someone say manlet thread?

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>tfw I've always been 6'4 and have never had this problem

Everywhere I go everyone always calls me, "how you doing big boss?"
"Do you need help with something, boss?"

And girls always flirt with me and always comment, "you're so tall, I feel protected when I'm around you"
Most girls always look at me eyes and smile when I first meet them, "I love how tall you are, that's what a real man looks like"