What do girls look for in a relationship?

Unconditional love and doesn't mind my neediness

bumpo

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>>34112446
money, excitement and he has to be good in bed

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Trust and love.

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Your ability to provide, pretty much.

>>34112446
A man who open with his feeling and passions but is masculine enough to grope and take her.

>>34112464
>>34112481
I would say the same but I cant find any girls like that.

Personally? My ideal bf, in short, is someone who's:
>very tall (6'4-6'5)
>slim/slender build
>extremely pale
>looks dead/tired
>has dark circles
>short slightly messy dark hair
>strongly introverted
>misanthropic
>mildly depressed
>doesn't like himself
>unemotional
>intelligent
>witty
>keeps to himself
>pessimistic
>likes dark things (death, murder, etc)
>wears all black
There's more, but that's what I look for in a guy, in short.
>inb4 fuck off shallow whore/you have high standards
I'm aware that my standards are very specific.

>>34112521
pass everything except
>>slim/slender build
>>extremely pale

>>34112490
On the flipside, I can't find men who don't want to pump and dump.

>>34112521
You described me (almost) forget the last 2 and the slim build, I'm not really depraved but I am a fatass and also tall

>>34112530
>I can't find men who don't want to pump and dump
that's because culture enables that. If you're not pumping and dumping, then you get no experience - no experience, you're invisible to women.

>>34112521
Please date me desu, I'm a lot shorter than that though, but you seem like someone I could relate to very easily :)

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>>34112521


>"high standards"
>description is of an unmotivated depressed anemic


This isn't shallow at all lmao. What you're saying is you have zero standards for the guy to have self-respect, take care of himself and strive for a successful and fun life

>>34112521
>literally just describes Sherlock from that teaboo show every tumblr whore faps over
>traits are all normie tier as fuck
>claims to have "very specific standards"

You're worse than the guys here who say they want a "unique" girl then just blatantly describe a goth version of Stacy.

>>34112521
>first reply to pass literally everything
Feelsgoodman. I'm assuming you're a homosexual male, though

>>34112771
Holy shit. Please be my bf. I'm a biological female. Pls.

>>34112530


Because women are entitled little shits that can't handle long term relationships anymore.


I can't blame them. They have twitter, facebook, instagram, snapchat, kik, whatsapp, tinder, okcupid, STEAM.... guys can slide into their DM's on all of those and constantly make the girl ask herself, "is this guy really the best I can get?", and it's in women's DNA to seek out the BEST babybatter they can find.


Men know this now. There's no benefit for a guy to date a girl seriously.

>>34112803
I doubt you'd pass my standards, though

>>34112760
I've literally never watched that show. Pls fuck off.

>>34112760

naw, 2bh this is just the fembot version of retarded robo fantasies of dating tomoko girls with BPD

mentally ill people are attracted to other mentally ill people

>>34112826
What are your standards? Can you list them?

>>34112812
>instagram, snapchat, kik, whatsapp, tinder, okcupid, STEAM
>mfw I don't have/actively use any of these
Can a guy date me seriously now?

>>34112826
Kek. Nice one anonkun

>>34112865
>biological female
>not obese
>virgin
>Christian
And the doozy
>has chemistry with me

>>34112865
Sure
> 32G size breasts
> Pure Japanese (or German)
> Around 4'9-5'2
> Perfect white teeth
> No acne whatsoever
> Extremely tan

>>34112916
All of these except Christian. Sorry, anon.

>>34112832
You should though. The main character has all the exact traits you listed.

He was basically created by a focus group to appeal to special snowflake cunts like you who think they're so unique in what they want but have just slight variations of all the same generic normie traits every other woman wants.

It's a pretty good show desu.

>>34112921
>Having standards this high
Kek. I past most of these, except for the being Japanese or German part.

>>34112926
I figured. Are you religious at all?

>>34112521
> Likes dark things (death, murder)

Ouch! Don't push me because I'm close to the edge!!

No, you really don't want that. Go to see the cases of girls that ended up doing some crappy murder just because they were influenced by some edgy guy.

What are you, 15??

>>34112872
By Guy you mean chad
And no, chad will not
Ever
Your only hope is to date something else and rationalize that he's chad somehow

>>34112954
No, not really. Oh well. Have a nice day.

>>34112446
Anyone who isn't shallow and accepts me for who I am. Also, Someone I can just watch anime and talk about my stupid interests with desu. Patience is also really important, seeing how im extremely neurotic.

>>34112521
>Personally? My ideal bf, in short, is someone who's:
>A tall Goth chad.
>I'm aware my tastes are more specific than just regular tall Chad.

Women you couldn't make this shit up

>>34112992
I don't want to date Chad though. People who are too 'perfect' weird me out.

>>34112953

*passed.

You failed the intelligence test.

>>34113043
>Being tall automatically makes you Chad
I kek'd. Is the bitter little manlet angry because he didn't meet my standards? Aw. Poor little guy.
Fuck off, you absolute retard. You wouldn't have a problem with my standards if you were tall.

>>34112446
the moment I can be myself and the moment he needs me as himself

>>34113070
It was a quick typo. You failed the "not being a pedantic cunt" test.

>money
>power
>big dick
>great looks i.e tall and fit
essentially Chad and Chad only

>>34112826
made me kek

nice one anon

>>34113000
Just curious, how would you describe yourself (body type, personality, whatever)?

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>>34113119


>money
>big dick
>great looks i.e tall and fit


I have all of these. That shit doesn't matter for relationships. All it matters for is sex.


All women care about for relationships is the dude's status. He can gain status by having good looks or lots of money, but having goodlooks/lots of money doesn't grant him status in itself. This is why hot grills will date ugly-average guys who have a fuckton of friends and/or a sizeable social media following... they just want to make that following their own, to pull in another 50 likes on their pics.


Having lots of friends is the most powerful way to get a girl to stay with you. It's like saying to them; 1) These might become YOUR friends too, 2) Look at all these fun people in my life, this could become YOUR fun too. Plus there's the added fear factor of lots of the friends being girls, which makes the girl think he could leave her to date one of them one day - that point is key, you NEED other women to pre-select you if you are to keep a gf, otherwise the gf will think you aren't good enough to date, so you basically have to remain flirty and in contact with multiple girls just because women are fucking dumb

>>34112446
A better man.

Okay girls I will be your BF, /out/ here
>1,8m
>24
>dark blonde short hair
>german
>good looking
>had no gf in 5 years because after my horny teenager phase I realized that I am not searching for a fuck buddy in a female but for a soul mate
>slightly depressed but not because I have social anxiety but because I feel very bound by society and want more freedom in my life
>have too many interests to follow them all, sadly
>love nature and will take you to awesome adventures regularly
>will hunt for our food (resulting out of deep respect for every living thing)
>Engineer with possibly 50k+ salary but I would rather start my own business
>overall fun and enjoyable person
>mastered every aspect of life (tell me your interests and I can talk with you about it for hours. Except maybe sports...)
>won't cheat on you even though I have a high libido
>sexually very open minded

>>34113021
You sound nice to be around. Why do you say you're neurotic?

>>34113060
Who are you looking for, out of curiosity?

>>34113076
It makes you mad to hear that your standards are chad status because you know it's impossible once you hear the word chad

>>34112446
The amazing non-existent Alpha Chad Provider. It's a paradox in itself. That's why women are never sattisfied with the betas they are dating and as Chad will never settle for long, women will never fulfill their stupid dreams and wake up to the real world. All other blank statements are rationalizations for their ridiculously stupid behavior. Don't trust women.

>>34112446
Chad

desu pham

>>34113021
What interests do you have aside from anime?

>>34112446
Protection and the feel of being needed and loved

>>34113749
The want to feel needed and loved is felt by many. I have this want too, to the point of soul crushing.

>>34113625
Video games, occult stuff (I'm agnostic, I just like reading about satanism and all that jazz. It's interesting.) I also like paranormal stuff, and I want to be able to contact the dead someday in a non-threatening manner, I just want to be friends with them. I like to listen to music, and I like reading desu. I don't have many friends, so I have alot of time for my weird hobbies

>>34113443
thank you, anon-kun! and I say i'm neurotic because I really am.. ocd/gad/sad makes me a wreck 90% of the time, I barely like leaving home desu

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>Unironically a nice guy (not a "nice guy")
>Always positive and smiling despite my depression
>Try my best to be caring and loving
>I don't look like a complete train wreck
>Ghosted 3 times under 2 weeks

>>34112521
This is basically me except for height.

>>34113888
Did you watch Occultic;Nine then? As much of a VN-bait it was
What sort of vidya do you play?

>>34114072
No, didn't watch Occultic;Nine. The big boobie cow titty girl made me not want to watch it. I love big boobs but she has tumor titties kek. And as far as vidya, my favorite game is Yume Nikki. I also like Fire Emblem, Pokemon, and misc games for the PS1. I love playstation one.

>>34114123
It was a pretty weird design choice for this kind of work, but topically it would probably be up your alley since it's specifically about contacting the dead and immortality. Well, in the usual semi;colon standard the actual science is wonky at best, but alas.

>>34112872
My standards include the girl not being on any of those, or any social media like jewbook for that matter. Smartphone is borderline acceptable, an old nokia would be a plus.

>>34112446

Deez nutz Haha Gowt heem

>>34114164
Hmmm.. maybe I will check it out then. If it's mainly centered around that, I can give it a go. Just have got to ignore cow tits, and maybe it'd be okay. Thank you for the suggestion senpai!!

>>34113913
>Always positive and smiling despite my depression
that creeps people out
>Try my best to be caring and loving
same

i know it's stupid but just bee urself pham, some women like mental guys, you get better chance with turbo autism

>>34114296
>that creeps people out
I'm not a fucking ned flanders or anything kek

But you know what I mean - I try not to be a negative nancy, and try to find the positive side in every shit situation (a learned skill from my depression so I don't go nuts).

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>>34113076
Sorry for the late reply, sweetheart if being tall automatically meant chad i wouldn't have specified Tall

Just Goth Chad.

Sorry I outted the fact you're not a special snowflake at all.

>>34114312
it's ok to rage sometimes tho. if you are always positive, people in deep shit will feel like you are from some distant universe, lowering your chance to make a contact with them. shit always tied people
i understand why you do tho, pretty sure it takes some willpower

>>34113913
I pretty much fit on that, good luck anon you may find someone someday

>>34113458
The types of guys I like varies a lot, so I won't bother listing characteristics. I just want someone that enjoys my company enough to lie with me in silence without finding it awkward, and loves me enough that he won't run away when I break.

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>>34112446
they want chad thundercock so, they just wants guys that has
>big dick
>alpha behaviour
>good looking face
>muscular body
>self-esteem
other than that they want nothing, they are getting their >>34112481 from beta orbiters anyway.

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>>34112521
What a great way to generalize everyone on this board. This is basically all of us.

>>34114828
I would like that too, anon. It would make me very happy just to be together.

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>>34112446

1. money
2. Chads dick
3. Money
4. Financial BF
5.Sexual BF

>>34114858
This

I refuse to be an orbiter, that's why I don't talk to girls unless they talk to me first

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>>34114828
Let me guess, you live on the other side of the world.

money, stability, protection

mostly money though

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>>34112521
Pretty much me besides the last two points.
Pls be my shallow whore gf

>>34112521
I hope you're a penis female baiting. All you want is dark scary Chad. Females are all terrible.

>>34116500
What a blanketed statement, desu

>>34113418
When you say German, do you mean ethnically, or nationally?

>>34112446
Someone who isn't boring. All my gfs leave me after a few months when they figure out all I do is stay home, smoke weed and play video games