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do you have the one with the swastika tatoo?

>>38969171
Nah but I remember seeing that one too.
Can't handle all these blackpills

>>38969230
the point was to show that women are shallow and looks do matter while personality does not

>>38969147
FINE!

I GUESS I JUST READ THE SATANIC BIBLE THEN IF YOU WONT LET ME POST FROGS ON MY FAVORITE CHINESE CARTOON DISCUSSION BOARD!

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>>38969147
DAD YOU CAN'T PAUSE MMO's FOR THE FOURTH TIME GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!

I'm waiting for this exact conversation from my dad. If he could just help me get a car ffs then I wouldn't have a problem getting a job

>she
>neovagina

>>38969121
I'm glad shes happy honestly.

>>38969121
>squandered two once-in-a-lifetime job opportunities with zero connections, education or skills
>have more mental illnesses than you can imagine and I'm getting by with no medication

>>38969093
what has the planet done for me?

>>38969093
I'm already not reproducing; I can do whatever else I want and still have less impact that the most efficient breeder normies.

>>38969093
>implying life ever has an issue adapting to any new environment
Cells have been around for 4 billion years anon. They made it this far, don't think humans will ever be able to stop that

depends on the state. post your address and we will tell you

>>38969084
Yikes. Hope you have rich parents anon.

>>38969100
Seattle WA
>>38969103
I wish...

Music is literally just a bunch of noise you musicnormalfagniggers. STOP PRETENDING ITS SO GAD DAMN AMAZING. Jesus Christ there is nothing worse than some musicfag asking me or telling me what type of music is the best, you are all way too invested in SOUNDS that people and instruments make.

You can say this about anything, and this doesn't decrease anything in value.
>books are literally just a bunch of words
>movies are literally just a bunch of pictures
>things are literally just a bunch of molecules
>life is literally just a bunch of experiences

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>>38969198
just wanted make a fun thread chill

well, you spelled the word "college" correctly, which most people that are already in college fail to do. so i think you're gonna be alright. you're better off reading slow and being amazing at math than the other way around.

>>38969028
Its called being illiterate you fucking faggot

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>>38969028
reading fucking sucks. get diagnosed with a reading disability or some shit.

i can't read books for shit... however i'm great with newspaper and magazine articles. I can remember random facts from shit I read 20 years ago.

Anyway, join some clubs and don't ever hang out in your room alone.

Only if its original

I'd say you should focus on the can withdrawal

Use Valium with a proper taper plan for Xanax withdrawal
Benzo withdrawal is the worst

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This cola is being discontinued at the end of the summer. Thoughts?

>>38968983
why?

Is it a meme or is it better than diet coke?

>>38969007
i find it has more of a bite to it than diet coke.

>>38968928
Let me tell you what you're in for if you DONT go.

Best case scenario - root canals. Worst case - they'll pull them and you'll need one of those grammas teeth. Go now, fix them up with a few fillings.

>>38968928
>Haven't brushed my teeth in months
They look surprisingly alright all things considered

Do you have any tooth pain or other specific concerns? Oral hygiene differs from person to person; some people brush all the time and have dental problems, some people don't brush often and do just fine. Grossness issues aside, it's possible that brushing twice a week is good enough for you

>>38968918
it's not boring

>>38969134
this. it's better than being with a robot.

>>38968918
I don't know anything about relationships, but I think some of it might come from that they think the guy will haul off and actually kill them if they try to leave instead of keeping them around to treat like shit. It's probably very easy to be extremely horrified by a person who would do that to you who is likely physically stronger in every way.

>>38968912
>tfw i look like that guy

>>38968912
>tfw it's me in the picture

I look like that guy but I'm a straight up beta faggot. I don't get laid at all. Chad Theory confirmed for legit

>>38968885
It depends on the situation.

If we're somehow naked together about to have sex, then I'll tell her that I am.

If she's asking me in public, I'll most likely think it's to ridicule me so I'll say that I don't want to talk about that and leave.

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>no..
>oh wow really/???
>i got drunk once and some girl and ... on a party..
>oh cool

thats how you do it

no

origgly

An actually good looking guy. I always wtf.

An ugly virgin.

Usually a stranger. I mean, I know it's me, but it always feels like I'm being reminded what I look like after not seeing myself for like a year or something.

You developed eyes to judge the distance between tree branches, not determine oxidation states.

>>38968894
>You developed eyes to judge the distance between tree branches, not determine oxidation states.
yeah but physics and stuff is a lot easier to understand then chem like conceptually

I guess you have a point, we see things like friction every day, stuff like moments and torque are easy to understand, but chem is tiny molecule stuff so it's harder to grok I guess

>>38969080
I preferred double star and moon.
Stranger got fucking weird.