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if it's really meant to be she'll be cool with it.

>>39042089
You don't tell her you're a virgin. Just let her know you're going to be suck the first couple times you're together because you're out of practice.

>>39042089
She might find it endearing. Or it will turn off her off (lack of machismo)

bbuuummmmmmmmmpppppppp
origiorigi

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MODS

delet this heteroshit

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Join this shit my nigeroos

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>>39041990
>tfw no thicc sauna bitches to impregnate

>>39041990
hiding my fucking dignity from you ugly ass bitches

>>39041990
Yeah, my insecurities

Just stop being ugly and be yourself

>>39041952
Try women, or women(male).

>>39041962
I'm not lesbian and i couldn't force myself to be one

No one plays this shitty game.

It is a bad idea. Women break under a lot of stress.

>>39041894

What up ex google guy

Not everybody has STDs

it means you should get the fuck off my board

>>39041829
Herpes outbreaks usually happen when your immune system gets fucked. Maybe try spending a week without sleep, you'll probably get a cold sore then if you even have herpes....or see a fucking doctor and get checked.

Why would I shower every day?

>>39041716
To keep clean and to be hygienic.

I don't go out everyday is why.

ruin her life and condemn her to degernacy and stretwalking for the rest of her days

>>39041548

At this point in my life, I'd be happy to be a worthless beta cuck in a one-sided open relationship if it meant not being lonely for the rest of my life

Eat her out while she tells me all about it

>>39041524
wat does that even mean you retard

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> gramps gazed upon the gag grapple

How fucked am I?

Leopards are just big house cats

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Before anyone asks, yes, those are adult diapers.

>>39041789
Are those adult diapers?

>>39041789
Are those man nappies?

You're both bluepill, they still respect women and mgtow are too afraid of women when they're half of life whether you like it or not. How can you have kids if you're mgtow? That's half of life man, you can't just be a 60 year old lonely man dying alone still on 4chan.

>>39041204
>you can't just be a 60 year old lonely man dying alone still on 4chan.
why not?
my life my rules :^)

>>39041150
What doesn't make /pol/ feel BTFO nowadays? lmao

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>>39041035
to fugg dem :DD
:D
wid his benis :D

>>39041035
Same reason why Dr. Light did. The world gave him no child so he built one.

https://youtu.be/SJlNbBqK0Wg

>>39041035
I can't totally understand his reasoning.
>be intelligent but lonely guy growing up
>decide to pursue own unethical experiments after grad school dealing with creating intelligence and understanding consciousness
>end up succeeding on a monkey
>still fucking lonely
>everyone in the city of townsville thinks you're a loser and doesn't respect you
>fatherhood urges are becoming too strong
>too autistic to find a girl
>crazy idea
>use the basics of your work to create daughters
>daughters are obviously better than sons
>experiment goes wrong
>get super powered girls
>they end up fighting crime and not spending as much time with you
>at least you're a dad and have some human contact in your life

>>39040816
>try to ignore the migrene
>ride a bike for a few miles
>read normie websites and cry
>study for college
>binge eat icecream
>treat my complexes by cynically lashing out on family members
>try falling asleep in less than 3 hours of laying in bed
seems doable

>clean kid's lifting area
>clean elliptical area
>shitpost for roughly half an hour
>sweep/ dust mop central area
>same for free weight area
>shitpost for maybe an hour
>pick up what little trash is outside
>shitpost/ write on and off for the remainder of three hours
>go home, cook something decent
>return to gym, lift things up/ put down
>dick around for rest of day
>possibly masturbate to strangers on Omegle while in light bondage
It's a laid back day, robots. Why not settle for a piss easy janitorial position and have money to supplement your autistic hobbies?
>b-but wake up fifteen minutes before work and choke down breakfast!
Just go to bed early, wake up after a solid seven hours and cook yourself a nice meal.
>muh wageslaves!
Have you ever tried telling your shithead boss no? What's the worst that can happen? You'll just end up NEET a second time, big deal.
>MOM LETS ME STAY UP LONGER AND I LEARN LANGUAGES AND ART AND MUSIC I SWEAR
In spite of these things I'm still somehow better rested and in a vastly more advantageous position with room to regress or improve as I see fit. Face it, you nancy fucks; most of you are failures of your own design. Very few of you faggots are exceptions to the rule that deserve genuine pity. Post that one faggot with his quote about work or an infograph detailing how Mister Goldberg owns me, I'll ulitmately be just as autistic as you are but half the failure.

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>clean chicken coop
>Repair fence
>Clean bedroom
>Shitpost

>>39040814
The best but they're a lot like people. They have to have the right personality. It's totally possible to get a dog that you just hate.

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Male dogs sure do.

Cats are much easier to take care of and they won't poop or pee anywhere as long as you have a litter box

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Dubs and you jerk off in front of her

>>39040756
Why is she wearing a tracksuit in town the fucking sket

>tfw ywn punch Ciara so hard in the face that you shatter her Orbit