I can't get a boyfriend

Just stop being ugly and be yourself

>>39041952
Try women, or women(male).

>>39041962
I'm not lesbian and i couldn't force myself to be one

>>39041952
Have you ever thought about trying to be more attractive? It's a bit of a stretch, but it might work.

>>39041983
It's not gay if she has a dick.

>>39041952
I'd be attracted to you, but only if I knew you and since I'm beta af, I can't afford to be picky.

>>39041952

Naw thats bullshit OP, theres TONS of men out there that would love to have you as their GF. Your standards are probably too high or your unwilling to give the men who try and an opportunity.

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have you tried improving yourself? putting in effort? have you actually tried asking a guy out?

>you realize i'm just asking the same shit people ask men
the reality is, we live in two different worlds. sorry, we can't help you.

>>39042063
there are no men in this entire universe who want to date me, have sex with me, or even shake my hand

>>39042074
Why is that, you think?

>>39041952
Consider developing disgusting obscure fetishes you can bond with a fellow uglet through. Women's sexuality is more fluid than men's, so get to it, champ.

>>39042074

I SERIOUSLY do not believe that OP, sorry.

But if you really think so, can you tell me why you believe this? Why is it that men dont want to touch you.

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>>39041952
>tfw tranny.
>tfw literally had sex when I woke up.
>tfw fat ugly roastie is crying on the beta board asking for pity.

C U T E

>>39041952
That cannot be true, i've seen literally 1/10 having 4-5/10 guys as a boyfriends and husbands. It's that easy for women to date-up.

This is such a nice blog, wow.

>>39041952
what is your body type and height
just be honest

>>39041952
Where do you live? I will consider you. I want a girl I can love forever and cherish.

>>39042102
i hope you know that people only want to fuck you because of their degenerate fetishes.

>>39042196
If it doesn't know yet, it will eventually realize it and kill itself, like most trannies.

>>39042102
> tranny
> sex
pick one
why would someone have sex with mutilated hole?

>>39042196
Stay mad roastie I got a bf who loves me and we live together while you don't.

Why don't you tone down the bubble tea and donuts and learn how to make up instead of asking for pity fucks on the beta board?

:^)

>>39042102
post body in panties and bra

>>39041952
I'll be your bf bebe. You have to put out though :3

>>39042196
Trannies are a lot better people than women. Every woman I've been with has made me sick, their personality is just so garbage. Sometimes I pray I was gay and men turned me on so I could just forget about women altogether.

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>>39042254
I'm past my camwhoring phase.
Also bf doesn't like the idea of neckbeards masturbating to me.

>>39042196
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>>39042233
>Roasties still mad.
You're probably shitskins too.

How does it feel failing at ultra easy mode in life and not being able to get a bf?

>>39042236
How long did it take for you to find him?

>>39042274
>Trannies are a lot better people than women
kek have you actually met any?

>>39041952
The only reason you make threads like this is to have a bunch of thirsty faggots offer to be your boyfriend to up your self-esteem and it's not healthy.
Please stop this and focus on your life.

>>39042295
I'm a white man with an actual GIRLfriend. Feels good not having to put my cock in a weak dickless dude. I bet your faggot boyfriend won't miss when you OD.

>>39042295
Not nude, I want to see how passable you are, without showing your face.

>>39042236
i'm not OP, tranny. i've been blessed with a cute face and an attractive body, small waist and natural shapely breasts included too. i'm just helping you escape from your delusions before it's too late.

>>39042321
Yeah, they're mentally ill but it still beats women who are boring, dishonest and annoying, yet actively go out of their way to cause misery to those around them.

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>>39042333
>i've been blessed with a cute face and an attractive body, small waist and natural shapely breasts included too.

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>>39041952
im sex deprived, so i will definitly be attracted to you as long as your not missing any limbs (but i could overlook that too, im beyond picky), so please tell me, where can i send my application folder, containing my cv, copies of my various college degrees, the obligatory dick pick, as well as a blood and urine sample

>>39041952
Some men are attracted to you but probably dont want to be boyfriend cuz peer pressure or you have stage 6 autism.

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>>39042306
>How long did it take for you to find him?
Legit met him when I went at a convention about blender because I got a degree in animation and stuff.

I'm not trying to boast but he's really hot but he had super low self esteem I had quite a hard time taking care of him and making him give up on that self defeatist attitude.

Our biggest problem was related to him being from another country which took us a while to sort things out and get start living together.

Also I will go take a bath now. I will leave before the roasties give me too many (you)s

>>39042333
Hey, me too!

>Except I'm a fucking guy. And masculine from the neck up.

>>39042347
yet most of us boring annoying roasties still have to shoo away swarms of men willing to fuck us while trannies have to try hard and play an exaggerated character of some sort. curious thing, huh?

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Can someone post that one picture with the ugly girl's dating profile? I thought I had it saved but I can't find it

Also is it weird that I love girls that are ugly and/or have super low self esteem? Cause then you can make them completely dependant on you. It's so cute when they worry you might leave them and they start panicking

I think....I think I'm a really bad person...

>>39042406
They're not like that, they're more likely to cheat because of their low self esteem. You're thinking of a beta guy.

>>39042333
post your shapely tits or leave this place at once

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>>39042333
Hey bebe.
Why you always go full sheboon when you see a tranny?
Is this some sort of self defense mechanism because black women are below trannies in the dating scale?

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>>39042406
The one with that girl? I think it was fake.

>>39042406
nah I'm the same way
autistic low self esteem girls are patrician tier

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>>39042454
yeah no. i'm so pale, i'm translucent. you can believe whatever you want however. just stay safe, hon.

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>>39042518
kek being this mad at trannies you gotta pull the meme strawmen graphs from /pol/ with no source.

>>39042554
source is literally written on the image, are you retarded?

>>39042487
Awwww was it? That's too bad. Still saved though, thanks

>>39042489
Glad I'm not the only one

>>39042422
Meh I've never had that happen, but I could see that being a problem. Just look at em like a sad and disappointed father and be like "I thought you loved me." Worst punishment you could ever give em

>>39041952
Have you tried talking to any or are you just sorta chilling w8in to be swept off your feet

>>39042591
it's a tranny, of course it's retarded

>>39042643
>>39042591
Another one driven to suicide

>>39042603
>Just look at em like a sad and disappointed father and be like "I thought you loved me."
this would never work with a girl lmao you can't make them pity you, they need to be scared of losing you

>>39041952
lol just bee you're self silly

>>39041952
I have the same problem. They see me as another dude.

>>39042693
>They see me as another dude.
Are you not?

>>39042704
No. I'm female ( female)

>>39042734
Are you sure? You seem kind of manish to me.

>>39042734
How come they see you as a dude then?

>>39042734
I'm a robot I'm with my gf (fembot) at this moment, yes she's not ugly, she's the cutest thing you'll ever see, just be yourself, you'll be happy.

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>>39042768
>my gf
good for you, cunt

>>39042734
Damn, I'm not sure what you mean by that but it doesn't sound good. Either you're a whore in which case you're fucked for life, or you're really, really unattractive for some reason.

>>39042665
Well it's more of a guilt trip. But I've never had the problem so I don't really know

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Try shaving your moustache

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OP won't post a pic of "herself" bc she would have orbiters inmediately just like pic related

i couldn't find a more HQ image but unless you're a newfag you'll know what pic related was about

>>39042836
It didn't happen exactly like that with me, but she did dump me for someone else. The fact she was plain, boring and fucked a lot in the past really annoyed me so I started ignoring her and acting more distant. After a few months she got sick of it and left.

>>39042734
He has a point. You write like a dude. Somehow.

>>39043030
It's because it's just a robot fishing for attention and showing how easy it is to get (You)s when robots think you're a girl.

>>39043080
Yeah. Tits or GTFO exists for a reason. It's because apparently 4chan users wrap themselves around the finger of anyone who claims to be a woman.

>>39043558
That's not why tits or gtfo exists. It's to reinforce the concept that women don't deserve self-respect, which they don't.

>>39043656
>deserve self-respect
You're stupid.

>>39043695
Well of course I'm going to look stupid if you purposely misquote me. I said they DON'T deserve self-respect.

>>39041952
welcome to the ugly club.

I could get a boyfriend, but I can't find anyone worthy of me.

>>39043712
You're going to look stupid if you clearly don't understand what self-respect is. Hint: it's about the "self".

>>39043746
Exactly. They shouldn't respect themselves enough to refuse to show men their body when they want to see it, since it's the only thing that gives them value in any way.

>>39043723
Post stats bb let's see what you got

>>39043768
Please stop, I'm just about to feel 2nd hand embarrassment

>>39041952
Welcome to life as 70% of men experience it.

>>39043723
same
>tfw you're too good for everyone

>>39043827
Feels good being in the other 30%

>>39043746
Nigga, are you fucking stupid?

>>39041952
As long as you're fat and very hairy, drop basic info and contact please.

>>39043801
Are you a woman? I can't imagine a man having trouble grasping such a simple concept. Of course men already don't respect women. The only respect a woman could have is for herself, but she shouldn't be allowed to have that. She one must degrade her to be sure she's stripped of it.

>>39043879
You're fucking stupid for not understanding that self-respect isn't something you "deserve". You either have it or you don't.
>>39043892
You're even dumber than that other guy.

>>39042887
everyone on r9k calls me ugly

>>39044058
you're originally beautiful

>>39044058
post a picture of yourself and you will see that you get orbiters in 0.1 seconds bc females can't be robots

>>39041952
How much do you weigh and what's your height?
Also race

>>39044058
>>39041952
>>39041983
you'll never pass. stop deluding yourself.

fuck off cunt
>tfw Chad wont return my texts
>tfw my 9 dozen orbiters only gave me $2000 in gifts this year
>sigh...I'm so depressed