>papa pinpointed the piss pump

>>39041524
wat does that even mean you retard

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> gramps gazed upon the gag grapple

How fucked am I?

Leopards are just big house cats

>>39041566
Leave and never come back.
You've clearly only been here a day, max.

>Dad discovered the dick disector

How fucked am I lads?

>Father found the frenulum frottager

How fucked am I lads?

>uncle unearthed the uterus usurper

What the fuck guys, WHAT THE FUCK

>cousin confiscated the cock caramel contraption

God damnit, I was gonna make MILLIONS

>Mom managed to manufacture a map to masturbation mountain

How fucked am I?

>Uncle uncovered the udder ululater

How fucked am I lads?

>Brother borrowed the bladder brioche

How fucked am I lads?

>abuelita abducted the asshole abacus

a la verga

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> mom mangled the menstruation moisture masterpiece

Literally contemplating suicide rn

Sister saw the stiffy slip n slide.
Am I toast, y'all?

>Sister seconded the secretion silo

jfmsruf

> daughter delved into daddy's defloration dungeon

Welp, time to leave the country

>babysitter baited the breast behemoth
FUCK FUCK FUUUCCCKKK

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>mom saw the cum rag
also
>found brothers cum rag
>it's my boxers

>Mutter mullered the mushroom mummification

No hope left now

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>mueller found the manafort money

>cousins converged on the cum cloister

Jdimsa

>wife withdrew the willy widener

All hope is lost

>pops penetrated the penis paradigm
I'm done for

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>>39041524
>>39042011
>>39042013
>>39042041
>>39042072
>>39042081
>>39042123
>m(original)fw

<too low in content
Hmmm

>cat found the testicular evicerator

Wtf do I do?

> grandma heard my prostate gland baptism ritual
wew lads, goodbye

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>Friend found the force feminization fountain

>dad discovered the dildo drencher
Fuckin hell

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> niece saw my helix urethra synthesizer

what do we do now?????????

> dad found my dog anus crossesction device

taking cyanide as we speak

>>39042975
Clean up the blood, brah

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>pen-pal perpetrated the prostate procedure
I TOLD HIM SO

>overboss unearthed the ovulation orbiter
it's all over isn't it

>Husband hopscotched to the handjob haus

there is nothing left for me now

>>39043260
Best one in thread so far

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>stepdad slew the sentient semen servant

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME

> wife witnessed the willy whitener

This is not a drill, someone call 911 now

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>Brother found the veggie vagina

>auntie acquired another anal analyzer

>>39041524
>sister fell into the prostate portal
hold me brehs

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>caregiver confiscated the cervix cream

>brother besieged the boipussy bordello

fml pham

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>uncle usurped the uvula ukulele

>nephew noticed the nonce noose

sweatingfrog.jpg

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>[family member] [verb] the [body part] [item]

>>39046069
more like
>>[family member] [verb] the [attribute] [item]

>>39046069
Thread's over lads, we can all go home now.

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>Sister unraveled the penile shaft golem

ITT: the festival of fucked up family findings

>cat consumed the constipation compote

It's all ogre

>>39046069
Ahh. Oh no! Are you gonna be okay?

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>Grandpa got to the great gland expander
this is it, i cant take this anymore lads

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>colleague found the cuckold cage collection

>>39041524
>nanna negotiated with the nigger-neutralising neurobot
I@M IN 4 IT NOW BRETHRIN.

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>sister solicited the semen statue

>Third cousin caught the cum crustacean and clocked onto the clever castration plan.

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> niece nibbled on the nipple neutralizer

Owo

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>mom found the mammary milk meteor missile

>father found the fanny flatulator
Fuck.

>pee-paw pulverised the penis pencil

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>in-law investigated the incinerating inseminator

>Dad discovered the dileptus dildo design