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Why are homeless people even a thing when autismbux exist?
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because kid killing murderer ex-soldiers deserve to freeze on the streets
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>>34695560
Society doesn't provide drug addictbux I believe.
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>>34695560

mental illness
unafforable housing
drug addiction
burn outs without families/friends
etc.

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How do you robots get your haircut
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I dont. I hate talking to the barber so I just don't go and cut my hair myself. It's not like anyone else is going to see it.
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>>34695483
I don't. I have really long hair.
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My mom cuts it for me. Not even ashamed.

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>browse craigslist personals for 4 years
>ask/beg women to take my virginity
>see ad about couple wanting child
>reply
>they say yes
>tfw they offer to let me creampie her
>tfw I dont know what to do

I never thought anyone would reply. Im not sure I want to know ive got a child, but I want to fuck so badly.

W-what do I do?
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>>34695482
creampie her, i guess
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Don't do it anon, it'll end up fucking you in the ass later.
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>>34695496
How so? I guess I could think of a few ways it could, but whats your arguement?

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Okay bros need honest advice. I've had a year long dry spell, it's been pretty rough. In college now and haven't scored once, since I usually keep my head down and mind my own business/ not as great socially as I used to be. There's this girl in my class who flirts with me HARD. Touching me, eye contact, etc. My only misgiving is that she's only a 5.5, nothing WRONG with her (lean, good hygiene) but she has very average (?) face and body. If I ask her on a date I know she'll say yes but don't want to get committed to someone I'm not crazy about
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>>34695477
>Abloobloobloo a decent looking girl likes me
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>>34695477
You could date her and then dump her after you have sex? I know it's a little cold but if your main goal is to score without regards to others feelings than that would be my best advice. Most college girls are too young to be into the whole casual sex scene. Leading her on and then crushing her heart is the best way to go.
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Here's a douchey yet helpful reference.
I'm not the greatest catch but I had a girlfriend in high school that I thought was extremely sexy. Part of me thinks I should hold out for someone like that (but I'm not having a lot of luck), another part said fuck it leds do it. Before and during masturbation I want to ask her but after cumming I'm like naw fuck it. I'm pretty torn up guys any advice would be helpful

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(i.e. what causes you to develop a crush)
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their smiles
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>is kind to me in literally any way
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>doesn't mock me
That's it. 99.9% of my female encounters are the girl mocking me.

the other day something happened
>autistic guy joins my discord
>doesnt say anything
>acts like an autist and I kick him out
talk about close encounters
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>pea adds me on steam
>spergs out and tells me to suck his dick
>reply with no thanks
>that caused him to spam his dick pics
>block him
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>>34695372
shut up idiot go away stupid
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I wonder who he could be *holds in laughter*

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How do people obtain fat fetishes?
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have traditonal pretty girls be mean to you
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>>34695337
>How do people obtain fat fetishes?

low self esteem
not believing they are good enough to get a non-obese gf
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>>34695353
>>34695357
no that's how you get fat preferences

i mean how does someone autonomously get a boner to fat women

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Tell me a story about yourself that no one believes when you tell them.
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I destroyed a car with my face once
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>>34695425
Shit tht never happened: The Post
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>>34695445
But it's true. At least 2 of my friends saw it happen.

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>tfw nothing to say
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>>34695250
>Don't trust Chad with your heart, he's just gonna break it.
Sometimes I love it when /reddit/ posts here.
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>>34695322
i looked up "nothing to say" on google images and this showed up and looked stupid so i used it.

why are you all so constantly hostile and why do you talk about reddit all the time? this is why there is nothing to say. every response to anything has either been said fifty times before or is a generic insult or both.
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>>34695406
Spoiler alert, a lot of 4chan are underage or at least under 20.

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Goodnight /r9k/, I love you all.
Take care.
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>>34695249
you know no one on here sleeps right

>OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT!!!!

Should have put an inb4 up, then I couldn't have done that
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Nighty night honey bunny. I love you too.
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I want to DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY PLEASE

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>dad told me i have 2 months to get a job or i'm out of the house

tips for living homeless? i'm in northern NJ right now, but i'd probably move to the city
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foodbanks, steal stuff, try to sleep inside, go somewhere with a warm climate, you can scrap metal too, idk what ur willing to do
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tell him "daddy daddy please! me want to stay!"

then pee on the floor while doing a 360 on the floor (like that apple autist). Works all the time.
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>>34695236
Literally any job?

Unless you're super averse to getting a job to the point of preferring homelessness, maybe ask your dad for help job hunting. He might be able to help you out. A lot of times, the best way to get a job is to have a family member or friend who work somewhere, or know somebody who works somewhere.

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>first week of required programming class
>100% male
>everyone is super autistic and/or already has friends
>there's a brony who already knows how to do everything the professor shows, so when the prof gives an example and asks us what to do he always answers in an instant
>tfw being the middling student for the first time

It's really getting to me, I've been the top student in pretty much every class I've taken so far (history, politics, social sciences, english, math up to trigonometry) but now I'm a small fish in a big pond. Anyone else here relate?
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It is not hard to learn. Stop worrying about other people and focus on your own shit. Keep up with the material and you'll be fine.
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>>34695223
>100% male
is this a problem for you?

It shows you've chosen the right subject imo
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Introductory programming courses a full of autists like that but they fall out quickly. Once their past knowledge and experience runs out, they are just as dumb if not dumber.

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can any of u honestly say that she has legions of beta orbiters and warrant ur female hate??

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Kl-bOJjQE&t=1065s
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>>34695210
No icant. Not all women are stacies. Some are disgusting.
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Yes. She could get dick any time she wants it. All of the attractive men in my family are dating/married to landwhales.
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>>34695210
Hey yall!!111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7GYbGLNkKo

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If you have had sex, you have to go. I'm sorry this is getting out of hand. Your problems really aren't that bad if you have successfully fucked a woman. Kindly leave this board and never return
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>>34695170
>you will never know what a moist, tight, pink pussy feels like
Keeps me up at night
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i've never had sex either
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I have had sex. Twice. I am 19

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Is there a way to tell if a guy is bi-curious?
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Stick your todger in his bum
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Get him drunk and alone and tell him you'll suck his cock
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>>34695136
just like that? what if he says no? are you suppose to romance him first?

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