what girl trait triggers you?

their smiles

>is kind to me in literally any way

>doesn't mock me
That's it. 99.9% of my female encounters are the girl mocking me.

>intelligence
But the girl in the pic is qt because of her eyes

>>34695415
Be existing and in my field of vision.

>>34695415
Her being virgin. People always get buttblastted about it by I'm aways 100x more attracted if she's a virgin.

>>34695415
Pale skin + dark hair
Powerful displays of empathy
An interest in my niche hobbies

talks to me

originalmiento

>>34695415
initiates conversation

makes intelligent observations/questions

she shows anything even resembling interest in me, like at all

i get so little attention from other human beings that even a smile or a touch feels incredible.

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>girl - possible roastie.jpg

>>34695415

Im almost 30 and its getting harder and harder to get this feel anymore. I'm almost free r9k....Almost there.

when someone is kind and/or trustworthy and generally their personality. i guess i have to know them. but idk any1 so

>>34695464
>>34695475
>>34695583
>>34695601
Any and all of these, but I have anxiety like I have acne, A FUCKING LOT

Hair that covers an eye (or hell, both is good too).

And when they're really skinny and their body looks stretched out. I realized this when I played Bioshock 2 and saw the big sisters.

>>34695464
This gets me every time.

>>34695475
I usually get ignored. Once someone makes fun of me I react strongly and then everyone thinks I'm an asshole and steers clear of me. I can't help it, I learned to do this to stop bullies back in grade school.

>>34695543
This 100%, I would never seriously date a girl who wasn't a virgin.

>>34695688
>Once someone makes fun of me I react strongly and then everyone thinks I'm an asshole and steers clear of me
Oh hello me, nice talking to myself

>>34695415
When they telepathically tell me that they love me and need attention. Lots of attention.

Qt (very key, I can wait if they're average), similar interests, minimal roastieness

Confidence
Intelligence
Playfulness
Big lips
Dark, sparkling eyes
Tattoos
Septum piercings
Thicc
Big boobs
There's probably more

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>>34695547
>pale skin + dark hair
My niggest of niggas

Is loyal, kinky, caring and needy.
Also big ass because I'm a shallow fuck.

>>34695415

>Virginity
>Smart

That's pretty much it. I do have a thing for Jewish eyes, but you know "/pol/ dates an obviously Jewish girl" is just bad sitcom material.

>>34695415
Adventurous, and same taste in music.

I'll instantly fall in love if theyre slightly attractive,

>>34695839
The two rarest traits in a girl.

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>>34695784
>Tattoos
>Septum piercings

Brown hair, blue eyes, sweet smile

So basically OP's pic

>>34695415
hair, butt, and nose
(long, big, and big)

>>34695914

I've pretty much accepted that I'm dying alone at this point.

I try, but every single girl I've wooed this past year has failed those two criteria. Hell, the first one is the only deal breaker.

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>>34695803
>tfw found someone with all these but she friendzoned me and loves her bf a lot now

>uses any term of endearment to refer to me, ie "hon" or "sweetie", without being sarcastic

>>34695972
oh yeah and height (TALL and BIG BONED)

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If a girl has pretty feet I pretty much instantly fall in love

>>34695415
>>34695464
Or if the girl can pull off short hair, I love short hair on girls for some reason, maybe its cause I like tomboys or because im in love with a girl who has short hair

>>34695928
Yes. Not everyone on /r9k/ likes the same things.

Freckles, especially neck and shoulder freckles. Kind of a weird fetish but it always makes me melt.

>>34695415
Short, pale skin, dark hair, and full lips are my weakness. If I find out she's not American that also boosts my opinion of her.

Some girls act dumb because being a know it all is kind of a turn off. How would you like it if all you did was debate and argue, every opinion was challenged, everytime you say something she refutes it?

>>34696196
Sounds like a fun challenge if she actually refutes me with facts instead of emotional manipulation. Would definetly prefer a know it all girl to a dipshit basic normie any day

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>"i'm not ready for a relationship"
>spends thanksgiving and christmas with her new boyfriend

>bags under eyes

number one weakness, that and any ounce of acknowledgement

>>34696274
>tfw I have bags under my eyes and so did my gf
>tfw her friends used to say that she finally met her match with me since we both look like we never sleep
>tfw I goofed and we broke up

Having a penis usually hooks me

>>34695794
That girl is so much cuter than a tan blonde ever could be.

>>34696323
smile because it happened bro, we're all in the same boat on 4chan

>>34695682
>acne
look into stridex and a facial cleanser and moisturizer

>>34695444
checking these fuzzy trips :3

>smol
>brown hair
>glasses

A smart girl with cute eyes.

But mostly the smart part. I found my crush's Linked-In page and I swooned. I don't deserve her though.

>>34696358
Yeah, tan blondes are just a meme at this point.
I don't even see the appeal in them anymore.

Intelligence and saying really cute things without trying. I was in lab with this girl I have a massive crush on and I was showing her a particular technique (forgot exactly what it was already) and she said "oh it's like when you make pancakes"; I already had a huge crush on her but idk why that offhand adorable comment just really set it in stone. I hope i run into her soon to talk to her

>loyal
>intelligent
>has a sense of humor
>tolerates mine and other peoples' "weirdness"
>no social media presence (better if she actively hates it)
>speaks french

>>34696866
>>speaks french
that's a surefire way to get cucked

>>34695415
Big butt and big titties. cute face

>>34695464
>>34695444
>>34695547
>>34695562
All of these, too bad I look 14 (despite being 19) and they never show interest in me

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>>34695415
>curses excessively (don't like it in general)
>promiscuous ever
>shallow
>overly political
>never strives for improvement

That last one is huge. Zombies are the only thing below robots.

passion for something that I respect and appreciate

>>34697008
Oh shit I'm an illiterate faggot. Those are things I hate.

>>34696922
try being 22 and looking 14

>5'1 manlet
>no facial hair
>voicelet
>baby face

>>34696456
same here brah. I am in a similar situation with my lab partner/

>>34697058
hey thats me except im 20 and look 16
>5'0 manlet
>light facial hair
>voicelet
>look like a tranny if i shave

>>34695444
there is just something amazing about making a girl smile isn't there?

>>34696374
Stridex can make acne worse in many cases. With the plethora of options available, stridex should never be the first choice.

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red hair and a maybe a little bit crazy (in the good way)

>>34695415
Cute
funny
similar interests
smart

>be a girl

that's all it takes T.B.H

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abs
tomboys
probably daddy issues girls for some reason
and im no daddy

Short (under 5ft)
Big tits (bigger than D-cup)
Smokes pot
Hates most people
Gives head willingly, swallows

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>>34695415
She wants to legally kill her children

>>34697090
I was 6'0 when I was 14, manlet.

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>>34697278
>was 5'11 at 15
>therefore taller than the average American male population as a teenager
manlets will never know the feeling

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>>34697314
Definitely feels good, man

>>34697334
Yeah I got tall at 16. Was amazing to suddenly have girls talking to me

>>34697355
Oh no, being 6'0 didn't help the fact that I looked like a mix between John Lennon and Ozzy Osbourne and dressed like a skinhead. My height is basically my only redeeming physical feature.

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Tall
Dark / stern looking

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>>34695415
2D & cute mostly

I tend to like tomboys and elegant women.

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Wide set eyes are all that matters. Ashley, etc..

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>Tfw got a 97% tendency for daddy roleplaying on a BDSM test
>Tfw got a 88% tendency for submissive or degradation roleplay on the same BDSM test
>Tfw first gf I had was a pale, tumblr tier tomboy who cried all the time made me be dominant and take charge
>Tfw second gf was a brunette mega-bitch who degraded me emotionally at every opportunity. I did pegging experimentation with her- it was painful.

Sarge, I hurt...

>>34695415
>petite
>shy

I don't want any extroverted whores!

>tiny nose
Every time.

Nice lips


The above comment is not original, therefore I have made the decision to bypass Gookmoot's not-so-clever system, as opposed to refraining from posting my desired comment.

>>34697613
I don't know that feels, but I bet that it did not feel good. Godspeed, Anon.

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>>34695415
Pale and big.
Not fat, big. That means tall and chubb.
I'm 6'2 and the only girl I ever actually crushed on was probably 6'0 and used to race row boats.
She was too nice to let me down and it ended up fucking me up alot.

>>34697712
>Gookmoot
It's hiroshimoot you fucking cuck

>>34697071
I was her TA so I had to be professional the whole semester. Now im not but I don't ever see her and I wish i did

I hope your qt lab partner falls for you. Labs are surprisingly romantic

>>34695415
mutual interests
sexual attraction
noticing the little things they do for you

Cute and less than 16.
I also fall in love with every cute and playful 5-8 yo although i dont feel any physical attraction.

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>>34695415
It can be as simple as her pulling off the pair of glasses she wears.

Honestly there's few things hotter.

Artistic talent- be it visual, music, or writing I'm a massive groupie for talent.

Physically, shoulder length curly/wavy dark hair revs me up.

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Curly hair. Straighten that shit out.

Shoulders (back if visible), thin, chestlet.

>>34695444
>>34695464
>>34695601
>>34697686

All of these. Haven't experienced it IRL for some time, though.

>>34695415
A cute face with big eyes.

>>34695415
Christian and a virgin at 21

I like red hair. And kindness, especially to me. Unfortunately though, they must be pretty cute to interest me. I like kindness and a kind of modest warmth. I mean not someone who's fizzling fireworks of energy everywhere but they're kind and warm. Not harsh and strident or anything like that. that's what I like

>>34695415
dark eyes and dark hair, best combo there is

Sense of pain about her.

I know that sounds awful, but a girl who kind of has a far off lost look in her eyes would probably get me. It sounds bad, but I'd like someone who was also hurt a little, so we could begin to be happy together. Nothing saccharine!

>>34698700
This.

Dead eyes instantly make a girl more attractive. I want a sadgirl gf to feel feels with.

>>34697198
this is all me ahahahaha

>>34695415
Kindness, intelligence, chess. Not being a whale helps.
But why am I saying this, they are all taken by that SEXY guy. That guy, you know him. Chad.

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>>34696256
i feel that feel, my brother from anotger mother

B A N G S

original comment

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>>34696024
I can absolutely relate hold me friendo

>>34695415
I do not even know anymore.
I have not had a crush for like years due to me deluding and convincing that every woman showing any and slightest form of affection (the one time it happens in every five years or so) is just trying to bully and is fucking with me.

>>34695415
>kind
>cute

that's it

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Still waiting for the girl that i can make obscure science fiction references with

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>>34697613
hahahhah try living with a true degenerates results
>pic related