If you have had sex, you have to go. I'm sorry this is getting

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>>34695170
>you will never know what a moist, tight, pink pussy feels like
Keeps me up at night

i've never had sex either

I have had sex. Twice. I am 19

Not having sex fixed me

>>34695259
Please leave

Oreganolio

>tfw regular sex with gf

I would take it a step further: if you having sex at any point in your life time is even a remote possibility, you have to go. Only the truly hideous are robots.

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>>34695170
sex is the best feeling my frogtards. mounting a petite little slut from behind and fucking her deep so your balls slap against her mound makes a nigga craaazy. also I have herpes and tell girls and i guess they dont care! weird.

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>>34695170
If you're not fat you need to go.

Sorry but I'm eating and crying right now.

i paid a prostitute to suck my dick and i lost my boner and didn't cum

can i stay?

I've never had sex. But I get blowjobs and stuff. neither my girlfriend nor I have ever had sex. But brother even given that, I can't help but being sad when i'm alone. I don't let her see this, but I feel like she's just going to leave me one day, and i'll be back where i started.

It doesn't change anything brother. It's like a barrier that prevents you from feeling happy. It makes everything feel temporal and pointless. And it sucks feeling like one day I'll just look back at this time of my life, maybe even fondly, and forget how unhappy I was.

>>34695170

You have no idea what the real world is like if you think virginity is the greatest pain a man can feel. Absolutely pathetic.

If you aren't me, please fuck off.

>>34695170
>Not paying for sex
Stop wasting those NEETbux and save up some money. Starve if you have too

my life is fucked.
I'm 33, still live with my parents, both of whom hate me and don't give a fuck about me but don't want to me to kill myself because I have "so much to live for" even though my friends all said fuck you and abandoned me and I can't get a fucking job to save my life. What's worse is I'm on probation for an utter bullshit crime that should have in all seriousness, been dropped or netted me community service at worst but they want to throw my ass in the slammer for 2 dimes because this state is corrupt as fuck and literally eats off of free labor provided by prisoners and are looking for any old stupid reason to throw me back in.
but you're right none of that fucking matters, I have it good because I accidentally felt the inside of a vagina once.
It feels overrated by the way. The most intense orgasms I've ever had were induced by my hands.

>>34695170
How old are you?
>Thinks not getting laid is like a real adult problem

But why tho?
What real difference does it make?
I only had it once and didn't like it. Still felt empty and never had it again. It was 10 years ago and now I am a 32 years old shut in.
The world isn't Black and white anon-kun

>>34695278
Falling for such obvious bait.
You stupid niggers brought it all on yourselves

>>34695868

I get that. Feeling this way is like making sex or virginity a scapegoat.

And it's absolutely crushing to whoever sees it this way when he realizes it doesn't cure that "feeling" you have that bothers you. That unlocalized ache manifesting around you chest, the back of your neck, your shoulders. Sex doesn't do a goddamn thing about it.

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>>34695170
Sure thang pardner. On one condition. U succ dis

>>34695170
this desu senpai. and to all the people saying its "just sex" and "i didn't even enjoy it". well let me just put it into context. the fact that you were found physically attractive by another person and were able to connect on some emotional level is proof that you don't belong here. it doesn't matter how you feel right now or how you felt when you were doing it. you are not a robot you are an imposter, a normie who has fallen on hard times. even if your life continued spiraling downhill, you still don't belong because lady luck threw you a bone. even robots aren't that lucky.

>>34695170
97% of /r9k/ could literally get laid if they were willing to fuck a fat, ugly, mentally ill chick. That is your equal. That is what you have to fuck unless you improve yourself.

If you were born with 2 noses and a 1 inch dick or something you have a right to complain but otherwise take what you have earned.

>>34695977
Yeah. And it sucks dealing with ignorant fuckheads all of the time who don't understand. I guess that's the frustration with normies. They don't understand and they don't care. They think that maybe you should try going for a walk, or reading a book, like that's going to cure anything. So you become desperate, wind up maybe indulging in a little self medication. But as they catch wind of this, you're some drug addled degenerate who should maybe spend a couple of years in jail because you're acting like a rebellious child when it reality you're just looking for something to make you numb.

You're all fucking pathetic.

You fear rejection & rejection alone.

>>34696103
I'd rather be a virgin. I will still complain though because I can. Now fuck off.

>>34696162
Wrong! I fear success. Check. Fucking. Mate.

>>34696184
Why not fuck a 7/10 prostitute then? They're plentiful and cheap wherever you go.

>>34696236
Disease ridden. I can just fap instead.

>>34695170
>>34695278
>>34695413
>>34696184
You fuckers should just end it already. You ruined your lives, you ruined this board, just go. It'll make everything better for everyone

>>34696236
>Why not fuck a 7/10 prostitute then?
if you have never been rejected by a 3/10 prostitute you do not belong here. this board is filled with literal chads.

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I've had "sex" once, when I was 17, essentially raped. It's how I am who I am today and why I spend all my waking moments on this board.

But I made it in life heh

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>>34695868
>>34695977
>>34696148

Normies talking about "muh real pain"

You heard the man. You have sex, you have to go. I don't give a fuck about your shitty soap box false flagging samefaggotry.

I hope Trump builds a wall around you too

>>34695170
If you're below, i don't know, 20 and still a virgin you should fuck off too.

/r9k/ is for lifers

This isn't and never will be your board. Don't like it? Leave. Create your own space.

>>34696292
>whines about normies
>idolizes the normiest normie that ever cucked out of normalville

>>34696261
NO!

NO!

FUCK

I'm engaged, I dunno why I come here but one passive aggressive beta male is going to make me leave lol

>>34695170
but i'm addicted. And for all intents and purposes, she was a whore..

I'm not a virgin and my life is harder than every non-virgin's that posts here. prove me wrong

>>34695720
It's okay bro, I'm a fat fuck too :(-))))))))))))

>>34696162
Instances of rejection play over and over in my head ever night and I can barely handle it as is.

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You're the problem op. It's not hard to talk to women. Keep collecting green frogs though and browsing 4chan all day. I'm sure it will help.

>>34696162
What the fuck are you talking about, idiot. There's only so many times you can get rejected before every last bit of self-esteem you had is crushed. I'm a 24 year old NEET virgin that's tried time and time again only to fall flat on my face. I don't even have friends anymore because everyone eventually starts avoiding me after awhile. I've done everything to change and better myself but here I still am, stuck in this miserable hellhole, and people like you coming here for giggles only make it that much worse

>>34696329
Donald Trump caused enough feminist butthurt to transcend this conversation.

He's also not trying to post on /r9k/

>>34695170
I haven't had sex in two weeks mate, I know exactly how you feel...

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>>34696430
>I've done everything to change and better myself
>I'm a 24 year old NEET

Take out a big loan and get a STEM degree

>>34695170
I'm just here for the shitposting and to orbit tripfags personally.
I see /r9k/ as a slow /b/ and don't see why you need to have "problems" to post here.

>>34695170
>sex is the only problem ever

Sad truth is you're fixated on sex, but it's a mirage destination.

Even if you got there you'd find nothing to sustain your life, just another momentary distraction, the novelty of which wears off like anything else.

Your true enemy is the Hedonic treadmill.

The human soul is a bottomless pit which cannot be filled, because always wanting more is an evolutionary trait.

>>34696565
>tfw this line of thinking is what put me in the psych ward
I can't lie to myself though, it's true.
Is wanting to be alive a delusion?

>>34696707
No but the way how we treat this thought in the Western world is a delusion

>>34696380
What makes your life so hard? Story time anon

>>34695170
What if I gave a blowjob?

>>34696413
What was the picture she sent anon

>>34696261
>You ruined your lives

Our parents ruined our lives, fuck off.

>>34696901
Then you are either a roastie or a fag and need to leeeeeave reeeee

>>34696261
That's why we're here you normie. Why are you invading my safe space?

>>34696953
Neither, I was drunk and my friend kept pestering me so I caved

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>>34695170
I don't have sex by choice though. sex is useless, it's only good if you are making babies, other than that there are no benefits.

>>34696945
>nothing is my fault abloobloobloo
If Donald J Drumph was able to become the President then the least you can do is not suck anon

>>34696973

My growth was stunted, so I will always look like a feminized child rather than a man. There's no way to fix this, and my parents are definitely at fault.

>>34696967
Oh. Fine, you can stay
What did it taste like?

>>34696971
It's use is that it feels good and gives you validation

>>34696982
I'm just messing with you, I suck too

>>34696992
I was drunk so my taste buds weren't working well, but it was kind of just like licking skin, like sucking a finger or something. The cum was salty and gross.

>>34696992
It's uses are purely based on emotions and pleasure then. I don't think you would feel much better if you had sex, I think you would be disappointed.

>>34696982
>My growth was stunted, so I will always look like a feminized child rather than a man
iktf

>>34695170

You can't make me leave, fag. hahahaha.

I wish other places weren't so slow and unfunny

>>34695170
been with over 40 girls i am now 30,my ex slept over this weekend and i have another ex stopping over next fri

dont know why they both came crawling back desu? must be a new year thing?

other than that im a neet thank fuck i got a handsome face though :D

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>>34696973
you anti trump? no wonder why you cant get laid!

keep shouting them antifa slogans cuck,maybe some unwashed hippy will give you a handjob

>>34697179
Dude Trump is literally my dad you fucking faggot
Stay jelly

>>34697220
i'm barren tremp!!

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>>34697276
plz don't tell people about my autism

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>>34695170
My genitals were inside a womans once many years ago, now I can't be sad or have problems in life. Virgins actually believe this.

>>34695170
What if I was molested by my sister? Does that count?