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>talk to a canadian anime posting fembot on here
>really enjoy the conversation even though she doesn't like memes, don't have to force the convo flow like most of the time when I talk to people
>she has to go to sleep because wagey
>have a goodnight alright you too
>didn't ask for contact

I don't even care if it was a guy roleplaying I just want a friend to talk to
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>>34706483

Join an IRC chatroom anon
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>>34706528
what kind of IRC room do you have in mind? I don't want to erp
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>>34706751
Just find one that's based on your interests (e.g. anime) and you'll quickly make friends.

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I just hate it so, so much. Sometimes I visit the website out of curiosity and it fills me with an incredible, powerful rage. Everything the site stands for offends me.
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wh
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which subreddits in particular
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/r/nsfw_gif mod here

impromptu AMA if anyone cares

Biggest turn offs
>Inb4 "no dick"
I'll start
>Scars on legs because she picks at them
This is such a fucking common thing to see. Why do girls let themselves do this shit.
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>>34706408
I have never seen this.
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Any piecing that isn't:
Belly button
Septum (only sometimes)
Side nose
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>>34706408
>not a vagina
That's it

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>Because you are one of a kind and only have one life to live. We want you to be the best you possible.
How do you respond?
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Ok. Then leave me alone
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>>34706381
>We
who the fuck is we?
what have they done to you OP?
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>We want you to be the best you possible.

This line is so patronizing. Fuck off. I'll be a piece of shit if I want to. Maybe THAT's the best me, cunt.

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>sign up for tindr
>swipe like crazy everyday
>no matches

Should I just kill myself?

Any robots have experience with online dating?
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>>34706278
99% of people who use Tinder are Chads and Stacys who just want a quick fuck or money, respectively. Sorry, man.
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>>34706318
I was promised a paradise where my one who swipes right on me is dtf. Not only do I barely get those, but when I do, no response

Feelsbadman
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>>34706278
you should have only swiped on those you actually right. the algorithm thinks you are a bot and now you can't match

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Hey virgin, what does it feel like to be a loser who has never been, isn't and will never be loved by anyone?
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i wouldnt know, i just had sex a couple of days ago with a girl who loves me a lot and talks to me all the time
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>>34706263
If you were a girl you could look stupid as fuck, like the goofy looking girl you posted, and people would still say wow how pretty and precious.

That truly is not fair.
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>>34706263

It's alright. I have more money than you.

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>woah anon, you have green bubbles? What's next, you watch anime?
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>>34706197
>explain to her that iPhones have the fastest rate of planned obsolescence
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>>34706197
I dont even know what green bubbles is. Also i never watched a single anime.

Sad that the same cant be sad for OP who is obviously struggling with self-hatred. I suggest you work on that instead of trying to affirm or disprove some of the reasons you hate yourself for by using pretentious female reactionary picture and waiting for replies from complete strangers.

None of it will give you or teach you to love yourself OP.
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What are green bubbles

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>come home after a wagecuck day
> "Oh boy am I tried. Can barely stand and I need a nice relaxing bath
>go into bathroom
>see this

What do
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>>34706163
Why'd you pour all that milk in my bathtub you fucking animal
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So I got home from a hard day at work at work and there is a nigger in my house ?
Picture related.
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who shit in the bathtub?

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definitely bait, right?
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>>34706144
Guys I have a vagina, I have a vagina guys be more nicer to me guys I have a vagina worship me guys I have a vagina! You can't see that I have a vagina over the internet and treat me nicely like you would in real life so I must tell you that I have a vagina so you'll give me orbiter attention and whiteknight me!
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>>34706144
So they can get guaranteed replies and attention to validate themselves like in the real world. A woman's ego/self steem is strongly based in the amount of attention she gets.
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>>34706144

I actually like it when they do this. It saves me from having to read the rest of their post.

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Why didn't you save her robutts
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>>34706141
Because robots don't leave their houses let alone time travel to middle of nowhere Siberia to stop a crime from happening ten+ years ago.
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Story? origigi
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>>34706809
Girl was abused by her uncle or something in middle of nowhere Siberia and picture/videos were posted, made the rounds to this shithole of the internet and it became a meme of sorts... guy went to Gulag and girl is alive amd or some shit.

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Reading female romance novels gives you a really good insight on female nature and why they do the things they do.

They are absolutely nuts.
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>>34706017
Stop shitting up this board and fuck off.
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>>34706018
Time for a plug change, Aunt Flo.
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>>34706018
Then why would you bump my thread you autismo?

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would rather have a really big dick or a loving loyal gf?
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A loyal gf

That's my most important requirement when it comes to women. I just want them to be faithful.
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>>34705949
Honestly?

A really big dick.

I would fuck sluts with it and it would be fantastic. And the rumors would spread and they would jump on me simply because my dick is big.

And the social proof would eventually net me a girlfriend.

I'm not depressed because I have an average dick or anything, I just think it would be way more fun to bang sluts regularly with a huge penis, than to have 1 girlfriend.
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MODS MODS MODS
M0D$

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>mummy found the smegma hypercube
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>>34705937

>"anon, what is this?"
>"i-i-i don't know mummy >.<"
>"ANON, I ASKED YOU, WHAT IS THIS?!"
>"S-S-STOPPPP ITT"
>"you're worse than a jihadist anon"

*looks at you with disgust before walking out*
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>>34705937
>smegma hypercube
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>daddies found the sodomy effigy

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Cat thread
Incredibly comfy edition
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He does this shit all the time. So warm
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Here's my cat ready for dinner
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me and my kitter :3c

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>be me, hit the genetic jackpot with my features
>as I mature nose doesn't really stop growing
>develops a bump in the middle, has evolved into one of those Roman noses that would probably look distinguished if I was born with a cock
>completely throws off the rest of my face, have always desired cosmetic surgery
>as of last year somebody points out that I don't breathe properly
>"wait this isn't normal? You don't breathe this way?"
>legit thought everybody was a mouth breather
>get a referral to an ENT, on examination confirms that that will require corrective surgery
>received this letter today
>specialist performing the surgery even offered to remove my bump whilst he's rummaging around in there

Based NHS. Shame the Tories are successfully strangling it into an eventual collapse.

So, anybody else here been in receipt of cosmetic surgery, or more specifically a rhinoplasty?
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>>34705860
Cosmetic surgery is like stacy transition surgery. Transitioning from humble uggo into the whoreslut cuntbitch you were born as.
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>>34705917
Well Anon it's medically necessitated surgery. I wouldn't have been approved for it if it was purely cosmetic. I am physically unable to breathe through my nose properly.
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>>34705860
"inferior turbinates" is now my goto sick-burn against dorks

also, you didn't hit the genetic lotto if you need cosmetic surgery, kiddo

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