>mummy found the smegma hypercube

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>>34705937

>"anon, what is this?"
>"i-i-i don't know mummy >.<"
>"ANON, I ASKED YOU, WHAT IS THIS?!"
>"S-S-STOPPPP ITT"
>"you're worse than a jihadist anon"

*looks at you with disgust before walking out*

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>>34705937
>smegma hypercube

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>daddies found the sodomy effigy

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>baby sister found the used condoms I forgot to take out

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>>34705937
>Mommy discovered the seminal fluid altar

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>Grammy found my archives

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>stepsis found the sperm siphon

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>>34705937

>Mommy found the fecal syringe

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Wife's son found the artificial semen demon

>carl found the succ bus