Reading female romance novels gives you a really good insight

>>34706017
Stop shitting up this board and fuck off.

>>34706018
Time for a plug change, Aunt Flo.

>>34706018
Then why would you bump my thread you autismo?

Sage

Fuck off to r9k, imbecile.

>>34706017
no more than reading shitty warhammer novels gives you insight into the male psyche.

>>34706022
That is true. Humans are really weird animals.

>>34706017
> They are absolutely nuts
Can you give an example?

>>34706024
It's basically the same thing over and over and over again.

Some quiet kind kinda nerdy girl meets some bad boy asshole turbochad who does drugs, gets in fights and is most likely a multi billionare mafia boss. at first she totally hates this 8pack women seducing player because he treats her like trash.
Then she is confused with her feelings and falls in love with him thinking she can change(tame) him.

It's fucking ridiculous but not much better than what nabakov wrote

>>34706025
Then what can we learn from these books?
Be like Chad.
Stop reading, start living.

>>34706026
It just means that girls are fucked in the head like i said in the OP

>>34706025
Every young and naive woman immediately assume that every bad boy looking guy has a sensible and good interior only she can see.
Until she's 35 and then outer=inner and it's all shit.

>>34706025
>>34706026
>>34706027
there's literally nothing wrong with working out and having fun.

>>34706017
i'm with you, OP

>>34706025
i want to write that story
i want to be that guy
i want to get that girl
i want all the /lit/ fags to gasp and choke on my braindead awesomeness

/lit/ should write a romance novel
super pretty please, faggots

>read female romance novel
>MC is a woman older than 18
>men are physically attracted to her
into the trash it goes! If I wanted shitty fantasy I'd read grr marteen

>>34706017
You mean written by a female or where the protoprotagonist is a female?

>>34706032
Lolita

>>34706031
Don't forget your womanly pseudonym

>>34706032
Sorry, anon, but after the 50 Shades corpus there is nothing left to be said, yet there is much to be done, the good news is that we do have instructions.

We simply have to enact what is demanded of us.

>>34706037
50 shades is purile shit.
>having sex with washed up old hags

>>34706038
I never said it was a good read. Or idea.

>>34706017
>>34706025
Women like confidence, is that so crazy, autismo? They also don't like ugly "nice guys" betalords, which is why you're a bitter virgin.

>>>/r9k/

>>34706040
Women like a nice face, a nice body, and a big dick. Confidence is just the basic requirement, if you don't have those other things good luck cuck.

>>34706040
Only if you think people in the business of divorces, victim care and support, etc. must be autistic.

It is quite crazy out there.

>>34706032

google chuck tingle.

My life has taught me that men can be even more batshit crazy than women. Let me tell you a story
>13 years old
>have 17 year old friend
>raised by hardcore hippie type liberal christians
>he's dating a 13 year old purely platonically long distance
>he has a 14 year old and 15 year old trying to get his dick but ignores them
>he finds out that a 12 year old friend of the girl he's """dating""" is dating a 17 year old non-platonically
>reports the guy to the police
Sometimes I think I understand people and then they completely exceed my expectations of stupidity.

>>34706044
Forgot to add he ended up turning into a drug addict and is now homeless 10 years after this.

I guess that God does repay debts

>>34706025
>It's fucking ridiculous but not much better than what nabakov wrote

kek

>>34706025
All of them? what one are you thinking of

>>34706047
https://www.wattpad.com/stories/romance

Just fucking look at this...

>>34706048
my braiiin
it hurts

>>34706036
help plz

I know, right? Like why won't any tall muscled black men fill up my soft pink pussycat with their bubbling hot spunk?

>>34706043
i can't gay bro
i tried ;_;

>>34706025

>be me, male
>get first gf ever
>Don't realize she's a very selfish borderline person
>Think I can save our relationship and her if I try hard enough
>She ends up breaking up with me over some petty shit

I think doing retarded shit if it is your first relationship can happen to anyone.

>>34706045
kek
tfw i avoided a ffm threesome. twice. ;_;

meanwhile, the femanon are all there >>9073627 →

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I've seen that face before...

>>34706050
Lara Kraft

>>34706056
this is a troll pic

>>34706058
Are you actually pretending it isn't real?

>>34706059
Are you serious? It's pure cherry-picking and obviously the premise is not true

>>34706060
The pic is not totally true but not totally false either, looks matter.

>>34706061
duh

>ATTRACTION IS 100% LOOKS!!!!!! LOOK @ DIS
no

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>>34706060
Nice try cunt--you'll eat chad's cum off the floor, but fuck me if I want to do a little pet-play.

>>34706063
What? Would you like having a mentally retarded, one-eyed, ugly mugged, underfed, and other bad things dog as a pet? You'd find him harder to love.

Unless it resembles you so much, you begin to pity-love him.

Girls fuck guys out of pity sometimes too, by the way

>>34706026
>Stop reading
Fuck off you kike

/lit/ mod is such a fucken cuck.

>>34706150
shut your stupid cunt mouth up cunt. tits or out.

should i read books about pistols and indoor plumbing to know more about men

>>34706261
kys miserable depressive waste of skin