would rather have a really big dick or a loving loyal gf?

A loyal gf

That's my most important requirement when it comes to women. I just want them to be faithful.

>>34705949
Honestly?

A really big dick.

I would fuck sluts with it and it would be fantastic. And the rumors would spread and they would jump on me simply because my dick is big.

And the social proof would eventually net me a girlfriend.

I'm not depressed because I have an average dick or anything, I just think it would be way more fun to bang sluts regularly with a huge penis, than to have 1 girlfriend.

MODS MODS MODS
M0D$

>>34706075
A sperg with a big dick is still a sperg.

That pic doesn't look legal...

>>34705949
A real big dick because you get a loyal loving gf with that + all the other bid dick advantages

>be a cyborg
>don't get laid often
>have girl over
>whip it out and she succ me
>she looks up and says
>"Dude your dick is so fucking big, like my jaw hurts."
>Apparently I have a big dick
>Feels good man.

>>34706101
ya but he has a big dick

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>>34705949
What kind of sick bastard does something like this?

As a robot with a really big dick, I'd much rather have a loving loyal gf

I'd trade both of them for being tall though

>>34706096
>>34706125
it's katey grind

>>34706096
>>34706125
look at her hand idiot

>>34706236
LITERALLY any non-submissive male.

It's okay. It's not your fault you were born to beta.

>>34706409
dude. nobody wants to just have your cock on their face. that is pleasurable for neither of you. its just a porn thing.

>>34705949

Loyalty is just a way of making others feel guilty for thinking of leaving you when you give them no reasons to stay.

I'd rather have a big dick and be an alpha, and inspire others to stay around me.

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Digits and I see her again before March is over

>>34706438
It's a behavior of establishing dominance through showing that this dick is bigger than your face.

> nobody wants to just have your cock on their face. that is pleasurable for neither of you. its just a porn thing.

t. 4" Anon.

loyalty is just dependence with a fancy name
i ain't dragging anyone along with me they can carry their own weight

please note: this philosophy aligns 100% with feminism

>>34706526
i've gotten some pretty good reviews on the size of my dong, and i would still never do some shit like that.

why do you need to show dominance over women, my guy? that seems like some mad insecure bullshit.

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>>34706526

You're a degenerate retard who's completely given into porn culture. Your base your entire existence around this "alpha" shit because you have 0 respect for women, and 0 respect for yourself.

You might be able to boast about the fact that you aren't a virgin, but you will never obtain a deep emotional connection with another woman, because trash like you never get to. You will die alone and miserable, perhaps even more so than permavirgins.

>>34706893
It's only be for a second or two. Right before a blowjob, and because it's fun.

>>34706962
all i need is some nice eye contact, a handful of hair, and some ball play.

>>34705949
i wish that was me

tn8.jpg

>>34706953
Yikes. That's a lot of wishful thinking and projection you got there. I don't base my entire existence around this "alpha" shit. I base sexual behavior off the very real observable truth of Domination/Submission.

I love and mostly respect myself and I respect women and anyone who deserves respect which is earned.

And I have had a deep emotional connection with another woman.

But you know, thanks for that insightful response tho.

>>34707005
I dont see what the problem is, it's literally 2 seconds. And it's not even like I just plop it on her.

>>34705949

Gigantic dick because a gf can only be loving and loyal if you have a big dick. It's all they care about, good sex and status and money.

>>34706211
You could add
>reduce size of dick by 2 inches
>girl complains that its now too small
>increase size of dick by 1 inch
>girl is happy with size
>rail girl into oblivion with perfect size cyborg dick

>>34706211
It's honestly a great feel. I don't know how sub-5" "males" deal with themselves

>>34707662
>I don't know how sub-5" "males" deal with themselves

give up on ever having sex, put god first or some other non sex related thing

>>34707076
do u eat pussy tho?

I'll take the option that will give me a loyal gf: a big dick.

>>34707734
Obviously. I'm a supreme gentleman.

>>34707842
>supreme gentleman
you actually think licking a girl is fedora-tier?

>>34706075
Big dick reporting in
It doesn't change shit, I've done my best to get the word around, it still doesn't change the fact that I'm a robot autist wizard apprentice.
Plus, it's harder to fuck onaholes, they get rekt quickly and it's sad...

>>34705949
tbqh senpai any kind of gf would be fine.

>>34707893
Well when I said that I was mostly just making a reference to Elliot's narcissism. I like eating out. I won't do it for just anyone tho because oral's intimate as fuck.

>>34707902
Onaholes are shit instead. Get LoveHoney's 'Release' fap cream. Best sex toy I've used, if it can be called that. Best fap, certainly.

>>34707965
I pretty much always do. Make them cum once before we go at it. Seems like once you get that ball rolling they'll be bucking n squeezing the whole time.

>>34705949
I'd give anything to have a 7+ inch dick, so sick of this 5 inch needle that can't please women

>>34708420
Just eat them out dumbass.

>>34708440
last 2 girls rejected me when they saw my dick... can't eat them out if they don't give you a chance

>>34708476
theres no goddamn way they turned you down for having a 5 in dick. thats pretty close to average.

also you should be down there before your underwear is off.

>kissing
>get their shirt off
>kiss down their neck
>keep kissing them going lower n lower
>lay em down
>pull them pants down
>kiss down to their privates
>eat it like shrimp fried rice

>>34708584
maybe I just was unlucky, one of them admitted to being a major size queen

>>34706075
>>34706101

This desu.

Every on here seems to think dick size is directionally proportional to woman you have sex with. As if they all gather together in groups and compare inch by inch every guy they know.

>>34708707
>As if they all gather together in groups and compare inch by inch every guy they know
You really know nothing about women do you? Dick size is something groups of girls always discuss

>>34705949
A big dick because my penis is 3" fully erect and it's a huge point of strain for me mentally.

>>34708808
Is it weird seeing porn of guys with dicks 4 times your length?

>>34708871
Not really. They're in an industry that explicitly favors men with huge dicks, so it's not that surprising.

>>34706953
Nature is based around alpha, beta and all that shit, you're probably some trap who tries to reject nature.

>>34708959
being someone who actively thinks about that shit is so sad.

>>34706438
>nobody wants to just have your cock on their face
Sluts, girls who love you and your big dick.
>pleasurable for neither of you
It is pleasurable, the dominance and superiority also gives you a dopamine rush. Whereas the female mate gets to witness her maker.

>>34708993
So at least 90% of /r9k/?

>>34709016
i think that dominance shit is gross but to each his own man. i'd rather we just bone eachother like pale undulating goblins until we both cum.

i'm just in it to hear her heavy breathing and feel her muscles tense and relax and feel her hands in my hair and grabbing my sides.

>>34705949
That looks like a child, Anon. I think that might be illegal.

>>34708993
You dont actively think of it. You internalize the reality of life and adjust your wants, assumptions, preferences, and standards accordingly.

For example it's why I find people who buy brands to peacock their fake wealth disgusting. Growing up near the hood you see niggas with food stamps wearing $300 Jordans.

>>34709073
It's shooped but does it still technically count?

>>34709074
i mean just thinking of life through that A/B lens. I like just living fluidly, doing what feels good, getting what I want, experiencing my own shit. Really just doin it up me style, regardless of binaries and dichotomies

>>34709071
>i think that dominance shit is gross
Yes, if you're submissive, which is nothing out of the ordinary on this board. Or if you're /lowtest/.

>>34709129
i mean active reinforcement of it. i dont need to plant my cock on a girls face to prove to her or myself that i'm a man.

Can you have a loyal gf without a big dick?

>>34709129
>>34709162

sex is the time to be soft and be a part of someone else. its fucking beautiful and vulnerable. you're literally inside of someone. you're doing something incredibly intimate and personal, I don't see that as a time to be like "yeeeeaaaah bitch you like that big dick on your face don't you. haha yeah suck that shit baby."

>>34709210
i like to ruin beautiful things so actually that sounds like a great time to say something retarded like that.

>>34709237
looks like we got ourselves an impasse of sorts then. i guess we'll agree to disagree on this whole "assertion of dominance via dicks on faces" thing

>>34709210
>sex is the time to be soft and be a part of someone else. its fucking beautiful and vulnerable. you're literally inside of someone. you're doing something incredibly intimate and personal,

But what if by doing the face thing I am trying to create a sense of intimacy. Like I said, oral is an extremely intimate thing. You use your mouth to eat and express your thoughts vocally.

>"yeeeeaaaah bitch you like that big dick on your face don't you. haha yeah suck that shit baby."
I dont think I could ever talk like this without cracking up. Besides a casual use of the word "nigga" I talk like the whitest kid you know.

>>34709174
That's one of the biggest philosophical questions of the 21st century.

>>34705949
this is literally illegal in canada

>>34705949
>>34706075
Big dick makes you more appealing once you're in bed w/ a qt3.14, but doesn't help you actually get to that point

Loyal gf on the other hand is rarer than an actually attractive fembot nowadays. If your gf is loyal it doesn't matter what size dick you got, they'll still be loyal

loyal gf all the way

>>34709312

I've a below average (both in length and girth) penis

Maybe I've watched too much porn, but I would never be able to trust I woman.In my mind there will always be a big-dicked boogieman fucking my wife.

>>34708707
>implying you wouldn't be crazy confident with a 9 inch dick