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>tfw the captcha is fucking stupid and you get it wrong multiple times in row because some retard doesn't understand that certain boxes still have the object you are supposed to highlight in question
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>it's another "Calle in captcha" episode
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Just skip and do another one
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I don't know these feels
t. 4chan pass user
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How do i stop being interested in women and just lift till my heart breaks in half on its own?
Lately im getting those feels of wanting to have kids and settle down, but on other hand i realize my self worth is basically nonexistant.
Gains are coming along nicely but im still far away from looking good.
Should i just focus on self improvement and forget everything else atm?
I wish i had discovered lifting much earlier.
24 kissless virgin with no close friends or education.
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>>41079623
Start by getting some experience with girls or you'll just settle down with the first dumb slut who jumps on your dick and your life will be absolute torture.
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>>41079623
>Lately im getting those feels of wanting to have kids and settle down
r u a gurl?
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>>41079910
i am very afraid of this desu
i try to have convos with chicks and what not, for example during concerts, adding eachother on fb and having further convos but i just seem like girls see me as "that guy i could befriend and have talk with once in a while"
Im not a whiteknight nice guy by any means but i can never make stuff happen, even if girls look at me and smile (not out of being polite)
On the other hand, im not handsome, not super ugly either, average intelligence.
Is the douchebag fake it till you make it only way to go around?
I think i should def smile more and be more energetic. Sometimes people approach me and ask why am i so tired, when its just my usual case of resting bitch face.
idk lads
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>be with 8/10 asian gf for 2 years
>cheats on me kisses and talks to another dude because "you dont give me enough attention"
>break up with her but say we can stay together if it's secret and i don't have to be faithful
>if she cheats won't tell her and just use her for sex/food/someone to talk to
>she agrees
is this a bad idea ?
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>>41079519
Yes
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>>41079519
you basically gave her permission to fuck around
just make it fwb or just admit you are cuck
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Only if you don't actually fuck other women, and let her nag you.
Then it basically means you're a cuck.
My ex offered this option to me, i refused because she was always way too emotional and never kept her promises, but damn i wish i'd have the chance to hatefuck/humiliate her every now and then.
how is she not fat as fuck?
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>>41079391
someone that ACTUALLY has a fast metabolism
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>>41079391
Bulimia
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>>41079391
depending on the frequency of those meals she could just be purging it all. if the upload dates are not the same day that she is filming them , i.e everyday, then she could just be eating at a huge deficit for the majority of the week and overeating on her filming days in addition to a fair bit of cardio.
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You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves
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>>41079158
I have a concealed carry permit and live in a state that has a castle doctrine.
I can just shoot you if you come near my home or car...and it'd be legal.
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>>41079196
MAINE
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I just met a world class male model. He's an absolute 10/10. Much fitter than me.
Unfortunately he was sub 6 feet. I've never felt so superior in my life.
Any other bros here who just laugh at absolute chads because they are shorter?
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>I made fun of a manlet while he was fucking my wife.
This in how you sound
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>>41079134
how big are you?
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>>41079151
6'1 190lbs
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>go to doctor
>ask about a lump on one of my testicles
>he checks them (no homo) and tells me that I have a high likelihood of having testicular cancer
>says the best solution is to have them cut one testicle off
A-any of you guys been on TRT before?
>tfw my only two choices is stop being a man or slowly die a preventable death
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>>41078929
>high likelihood of having testicular cancer
They're gonna confirm 100% before they lop off a ball though, right?
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>>41078929
Embrace your new life as a trap anon.
Check out the /b/ board of 4chan. You'll find all you need to know about your new life as a woman there.
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>>41078936
A lot of the time doctors will shoot first and ask questions later.
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I'm an 18 Y/O NEET and I think construction would be a good choice for me. The problem is that I don't know how to use tools. Should I go to trade school for this, or find an apprenticeship? Ask a neighbor for help? Is construction a bad choice? Is there a better trade to go into?
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>>41078609
Depends where do you live?
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This is really just anecdotal, but I'll throw in my two cents.
I used to be like you as a kid, couldn't use any tools and really just generally felt useless in that regard. But I was lucky, my dad is a very good carpenter, grandfather is an amazing mechanic and built his own racecars back in the 60s/70s. Uncle makes like 250k working on gas station equipment. Being around them I've slowly slowly picked up on things where as of now (24 y/o), I'm probably handier than 90% of people my age.
So my suggestion would be to go to a construction company and apply for a job. Be completely honest and tell them you're a retard. But you're willing to work hard digging holes and moving bags of concrete. People like that respect hard work over everything else. They won't care that you can't use a nail gun, if you're willing to bust your ass for 8 hours in the sun. Over time, you'll learn how to do things from the other guys.
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>>41078609
Go to trade school bro. Also if your looking for building trades, work in commercial/industrial construction not residential construction. You'll make more money.
>Your body will get worn out though
>t. 24 y/o diesel mechanic with hearing loss
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Fuck all the mirin stories, time to fuel up, times people have been haters towards you.
>Was age 16 training for football.
>Doing heavy overhead presses with 70lb dumbbells.
>Form wasn't perfect while squeezing out final reps I admit.
>Legit 28 year old 5'4" chubby guy wearing a Broscience tank top to show off his jiggly arms walks up to my spotter.
>Whispers something and then leaves.
>He told my spotter I was ego lifting and to reduce the weight I was doing and keep my back more straight.
>Get pissed off as I notice the manlet shaking his head.
>I later look over to other side of gym and he's doing 25lb Arnold presses.
>He has his bro take pics of him doing Zyzz pose.
>Spotter convinces me to ignore him.
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>>41078525
does anyone swear by arnold presses? I used to do them but couldn't really increase in weight as easily compared to regular shoulder press.
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My powerlifter friend told me that he was benching with bands today and some 60-something year old lady asked him why and he explained what they were for and she said "well I think you're an idiot"
I wonder what her total is
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My fat, sickly lazy friend who hates himself and has a crushed self-image once asked me with a resenting tone why I exercise so much when life is all pointless?
I started laughing hystericall. Not really hate I guess, but. Close.
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Fasting cravings thread
post what you're craving
>this cheap dirty shit
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>fasting
So which magical sky wizard are you praying to tonight, OP?
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>>41078460
Those dirty shits are my fucking jam.
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>>41078467
>you have to be religious to fast
>not knowing all the benefits of a fast
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>tfw had to deload one plate on deadlift cause I realised my form was fucked up
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>>41078376
Its a hell of a lot better than snapping your shit.
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>2 weeks stucks on lmao1pl8 because I can't find what is wrong with my form
fuck
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With proper form not only will you get it back but you'll also get bigger as a result, keep your head up bucko
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Do steroids increase blood circulation?
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>>41078215
If you count all the blood rushing to your cock and circulating to nearby vaginas HA AMI RITE HI FIVE CUz
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>>41078215
all AAS and especially (at least according to tradition) boldenone increase RBC production and haematocrit. if that is what you mean by 'circulation'.
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>>41079267
I mean like blood flow, because mine is bad and all my blood pools in my hands and feet and it makes them really red and the veins also start to swell
Anyone else quit leg day? I squat every 3-4 weeks so they're not toothpicks but that's it.
At one point I was 165 lbs squatting 355 for reps, no belt, great form. 27" thighs at 20% body fat (t-rex mode). I stopped after a sports injury and even after that I found it kind of pointless.
Why even do legs if you're lifting for girls? I don't give a fuck about powerlifting/olympic lifting/whatever. I do push/pull/legs but instead of legs I do abs/forearms/neck. Come at me bros.
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>>41078202
>bragging about being fat and weak
lol
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>>41078202
Girls appreciate good butts so good luck with that. The first things I check is the hair and then the butt and strong legs are quite sexy too. Looking unbalanced with a huge upper body and small legs not so sexy.
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>>41078202
I had leg day today
My quads are 26" natty mode
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If you're under 200lbs can you even be considered a man? Even manlets like myself who are under 200 can't even be considered men, I'm 5'7" 220 lbs
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My God you must be a real lard ass
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>>41078169
Nah actually I have muscle
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>>41078131
Holy fuck you must be fat as hell. I'm 183 at the same height and around 15/16%bf. I hit 200 this winter while bulking and felt like I was ridiculously fat.
Lean out, dumb nigger
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*blocks your path* My, my, my what a specimen we have here....
*adjusts glasses so they catch the light*
... all that muscle, yet nothing will prepare you for my blade. Oh well.
*throws coat to side and unsheathes katana*
PREPARE YOURSELF
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>>41077872
Black jeans, leather jacket, standard shopko shoes. Why do they always wear this?
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>>41077872
"We had no idea he was going to kill all those children."
"The signs just weren't there."
"He was always such a nice, quiet boy."
"He always called me m'lady as he held the door open for me and my boyfriend."
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Heh...
>*teleports behind you*
Nothin personnel, kid
>*punches you a million times in one second*