Wow, never knew being /fit/ would turn you into a sexual god
>lost virginity at 24 a few days ago
>fuck her doggy, grab her ass, choke her a bit, pull her hair while I pound away full force
>she's moaning and screaming "oh my fuck, oh my god" while she shakes and pants
>Eventually she collapses and can't keep going anymore, lies on her stomach and starts taking deep breaths and her eyes look like she just saw god
>says "oh my fuck, that was the best sex i've ever had"
>mfw
Yeah, girls like it when you're big and strong.
it won't if you have a sub 7 dick
>>42175163
My dick is actually 7 inches on the dot so yeah that prob had something to do with it
Congrats on learning that confidence and dominance are 95% of what you need to make a girl cum.
I think i have figured out the source of my failure with women.
I can't ride a bike.
I am extremely fit, compete in kickboxing for over 10 years, have a car, a job and people invite me to places.
But i started as a worthless beta kid playing videogames all day and thus never learned to ride a bike. And it's extremely akward because i have to masquerade the fact around people, and also i really want to add cycling to my workouts. I also want to transition to motorcycle riding to guarantee pussy slaying.
So, starting tommorow i'll rent a bike and go to a track and field stadium and have a go at it. What should i look for when picking a bike? How should i start riding it?
Everyone learned to ride a bike when they were kids with shitty kid bikes. If you are renting to learn how to ride it doesn't matter what you use.
You don't need to worry about what to look for in a bike right now, as long as it works properly.
Practice, practice, enjoy. Riding bikes is fun. I miss riding bikes.
You will be like this gif in no time.
>>42175225
Cool.
So how should i go about learning to ride a bike? I read i shouldn't use training wheels but push with my feet and glide.
>2017
>having sex
Normies will never make it.
>>42175055
This applies to masturbation too btw
>>42175055
He's Greek so men are fine right?
>>42175261
Looks like some sort of cuck
I met a hot girl that just finished high school and I'm 12 years older than her. She gave me the cutest awkward shitty blow job like a total amateur at the empty beach in the morning and then we went to the gym where I set a PR on bench and Kendall Jenner rows in the same day, afterwards we made out in my car and I fingered her because she wants to wait for penis penetration
I guess Jamal is blacking her
>you will never be buff enough
>>42175033
You say that like it's a bad thing. Wanting more is what makes man conquer towards greatness.
>tfw I am entirely happy with my size and now just work on getting leaner and stronger
I know its limited, but I don't care. I don't want to be heavier than 195lbs. I serves no decent purpose other than impressing other insecure men.
How fit do you have to be in order to pull off a muscle tee that has tiny strings of fabric across the shoulders just thin enough to hide your nipple at the gym?
You don't have to be fit, you just have to be a homosexual.
You need to have a big enough chest for it to hang loose from, while being lean.
Being a douchey faggot just takes one dick
How do I fix this? I have been in and out of gyms for the past three years. I recently turned 18 and still have what I suspect is moobs and a disgusting belly. Can't go to the beach or wear shirts without feeling like shit. And when I did go to the gym I almost never lost weight. In fact I got worse because I was more dehydrated. What do I do? Help.
Learn to control your diet.
Weight is lost through diet not exercise.
>>42174939
Yes - this is what is missing I suspect. What should I eat? My diet is random at best: usually steaks every day with rice or pasta and some fish or mashed potatoes once in a while. Occasionally fast food.
>>42174960
just shut the hell up man, you know exactly what you should eat and how much. stop wasting our time you asshole
New fag here. Trying to lose fat, anyway to keep my heart rate down while on the treadmill? I want it in the 118-158 range but it's at like 184-197. Any tips? Pic related it's me at 15 and I look more or less the same just taller
>>42174906
Firstly, ignore the heart rate monitors on cardio machines, they are wildly innacurate.
Secondly, just keep at it. Your heart rate will stabilise as you get fitter.
Otherwise, just slow down...
>>42174906
Lower the speed of the treadmill.
Also read the sticky about diet, it will help you more than anything else to lose the weight.
>>42174932
Yeah ignore heart rate unless a doctor told you otherwise. Just go at a speed that you can maintain, but tires you out. Try and work up to 30 minutes.
>Herbalife distributor
What should I be doing /fit? 20 years old, 6 feet tall, 187 lbs. Just ended a 7 day water fast to help me stop eating garbage.
>>42174846
move more
eat less
>>42174846
Lift.
Eat a high protein, calorie deficit.
Get a bit leaner, then start clean bulking and lifting hard with plenty of cardio to help you get fitter.
read the fucking sticky you pudgy looking faggot
>water fast
nevermind, just kill your sorry self
Lets be honest /fit/ has nobody since zyzz died. And since then /fit/ has become mostly Vegan/gains trolls.
Y/N ?
>tfw dick is thicker than my wrist
am I getting memed with wrist curls? I'm doing fucking 1pl8 and see nothing
post wrist
post dick
>>42174804
>>42174826
There are 2 types of people on this board.
Alright, /fit/. Here's the situation:
>be at intermediate strength level
>incisional hernia from a surgery a decade ago flares up
>doctor says it's time to fix it, currently waiting on surgery date
>just learned that my family is arranging for a cruise vacation in december
Assuming I get the surgery next week, and it takes 4 weeks for enough recovery, that leaves me with 14 weeks to lift. I haven't lifted in almost 2 months (the first was due to lack of gym, the 2nd was because the hernia), so I know I've lost strength, and will lose some more by the time I am fully recovered.
I'm thinking of doing SS for 2-3 weeks once I can lift again, then doing the remaining time with PHUL and swimming on off days. Diet wise I'll spend the first 2 months in a bulk while eating at maintenance for the last month.
I know 3 months isn't a lot of time, but will it at least have looking decent?
>>42174738
never going to make it
options:
>kys
>kys
>>42174758
>someone has a setback due to a health problem
>durr nevur gon mak it
Fuck off
>>42175053
He's right you tremendous pussy. How are you gonna be aesthetic when you're crippled?
>tfw the pump is gone
>tfw last pump was more than a year ago
>Walk into gym.
>OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
>>42174715
DRIVER OF A LOANER CAR
much better than the
DRIVER OF MY NORMAL CAR
Hey!
Can I cook my meat on mineral oil to save my cals for the day? Because apparently my body won't digest mineral oil.
>>42174670
Go ahead, report back later