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I can't ride a bike.

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I think i have figured out the source of my failure with women.

I can't ride a bike.

I am extremely fit, compete in kickboxing for over 10 years, have a car, a job and people invite me to places.

But i started as a worthless beta kid playing videogames all day and thus never learned to ride a bike. And it's extremely akward because i have to masquerade the fact around people, and also i really want to add cycling to my workouts. I also want to transition to motorcycle riding to guarantee pussy slaying.

So, starting tommorow i'll rent a bike and go to a track and field stadium and have a go at it. What should i look for when picking a bike? How should i start riding it?
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Everyone learned to ride a bike when they were kids with shitty kid bikes. If you are renting to learn how to ride it doesn't matter what you use.
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You don't need to worry about what to look for in a bike right now, as long as it works properly.

Practice, practice, enjoy. Riding bikes is fun. I miss riding bikes.

You will be like this gif in no time.
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>>42175225
Cool.

So how should i go about learning to ride a bike? I read i shouldn't use training wheels but push with my feet and glide.
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>>42175259
get on the fucking thing and try to ride it

you'll eventually start to find your center of balance and it'll be smooth sailing
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>>42175283
God i really hope so. Maybe i'll fullfill my lifelong dream of riding a motorcycle too one day.
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>>42175058
just find yourself a bike that suits your body type the most.
if you have a lot of endurance,choose a race bike.
For strength choose a mountain bike with half flat tires up mountainous terrains,etc.
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>>42175058
I never learned how to bike.

I almost drowned when I was a child and since then literally if you sprinkle water on me I'd start crying and be scared for the next half an hour so I can't swim. Showers are torture. Anyway, I think people are okay with it if you present it in a humorous way or add some bit about yourself when you talk about it. Mention reasons, stories etc, people especially potential partners/friends will be so much more interested in knowing that stuff about you than knowing "yeah i can bike" because it shows a bit where you're not the greatest which makes people a shitton more comfortable around you.

If you want to be a 'chad', you can just lie about it and lose the advantage of your human side.
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