who /lumbar/ here?
Lumbar is the noun being used. Lordosis is the adjective
You just asked if anyone is a lower back, you fucking idiot
>>42326239
FUCK YOU
How do you fix it? I look retarded
is 37 cm a good arm size for someone who never lifted?
>>42326164
depends on bodyfat, height
but sounds normal
>>42326164
no since you're probably 30% bf
>>42326241
19%
At what age did you realize video games are a massive waste of time?
I just sold my RuneScape and WoW accounts, got $540 in total (had multiple maxes on WoW, and near completion on RS).
Currently waiting for a friend to get the money to buy my Steam account.
I'm pawning my consoles tomorrow and I already gave my account info for PSN and Xbox to my sister. She's keeping the games but the consoles are going.
Investing more time into furthering my business.
Stop playing video games. They do nothing for you.
i wonder how my life would turn out if i never got a computer
Like 16, that was when I stopped gaming and started drinking smoking weed and fucking bitches instead
>>42326003
>fun is a waste of time
I guess if you're boring idk
Arm thread
Post cep measurement and height
15"
6'
>>42325711
holy
>>42325711
How do you wield such raw power
>Have undefined chest with sort of puffy nips that might go away in like -5 degrees weather.
>Feint traces of abs in an otherwise developing beer gut
>Thighs and butt are pretty big, possibly from sitting behind a computer most the day for college/internship
>Rail thin forearms and not much meat on my upper arms anyway really complement my girl torso
>Have a decent face with long eyelashes
Did I get too much fucking estrogen somehow? Is it all the dairy I eat? I love cheese, I have some milk.
Workouts (35lb. dumbbells and machines):
M-Th: Triceps and chest
T-F: Biceps and back
W: Leg day
How do I avoid being a hybrid neckbeard-skinny numale?
>>42325570
I should add I run every day for 30 mins.
>>42325570
Yes, you have what they call WS, or Womanhood Syndrome. This is prominent in feminine features such as a large bountiful ass or enlarged lips, most likely due to your high exposure to various xenoestrogens in your environment and subpar genetics. Unfortunately, there's not much you can do, but I do recommend you attempt to become a trap
Drop whatever gay little work out you're doing and start doing Starting Strength
According to the sticky, I have to consume 375g of protein a day. This translates to 1.2kg of chicken. How the fuck do I even consume such a large amount? Even if I drink 2 scoops of protein powder, I still have to consume about 1kg of chicken.
>>42325497
it's .88grams per LEAN body mass
you dont need to eat any more than 200g a day
>>42325497
Lose the weight first fatass
/fit/, im finally going to lose my virginity next week. what are easy positions for a beginner who's out of shape? keep in mind ive been going to the gym for about 6 months so im not too bad but still kind of a fatso; as far as oral and foreplay im all good, just worried about fuggin. thanks boys, we're all gonna make it
pic unrelated but kind of
>>42325477
Just get on all fours and let him pound away.
>>42325485
Try alternate sucking and fucking, he will feel like a god. 30 second suck 2 min fuck 3-8 repetitions
>>42325485
fpbp
Am I missing anything obvious or important? Am I overtraining at all? Any ways to improve would be greatly appreciated.
Push
Bench Press 4x12
OHP 4x5, 1 until failure
Incline Dumbell Press 3x12
Triceps Pushdowns 3x12 superset Lateral Raises 3x20
Triceps Extensions 3x12 superset Lateral Raises 3x20
Skullcrushers 3x12
Chin-up 3x12
Pull
Deadlift 4x5, 1 until failure
Face Pulls 3x12
Cable Row 3x12
Chest Supported Dumbell Row 3x12
Hammer Curl 3x12
Dumbell Curl 3x12
Pull-ups 3x12
Farmer's Walk 3x2 minutes
Legs
Squat 2x5, 1 until failure
Romanian Deadlift 3x12
Leg Press 3x12
Barbell Calf Raises 3x12
Leg Curl 3x12
Prone Leg Curl 3x12
Dips 3x12
BTW I have dips pull ups and chin ups on all three days just because I really enjoy doing them
have fun with your plateu m8
Cut volume in half
>push
>chin ups
wat
>>42325429
can you explain why
more volume = more lifting = more muscles, right?
What would be a routine to achieve this Gods' body?
>>42325365
1x50min tans, 5x5 crack rocks 7 days a week
never lift or eat
bump
Is Yoga a meme? What are their benefits?
state of mind
>>42325286
Meeting some moisties
Only works if youre handsome and can talk
>>42325315
So it is a meme
You still drinking the white poison?
>>42325215
I literally drink milk for its hormones and peptides. Thank you for reaffirming my goals.
cow milk is unhealthy, that's why everyone should drink human milk (preferably their own) for maximum bone development
>be me and my gf
>Friday night
>go to the gym and do our routines together
>horny looking at her cameltoe
>decide to have some drinks
>she gets drunk
>go back to my place
>fuck like animals
>anal
>this morning she can't walk
>"whatever, no pain no gain"
>tell her it's her fault and joke about she sucking at her routine
>take a bath
>she farts
>instantly cries and says sorry
>"whatever, you are too much protein"
>go to the gym early
>"she complains about her ass hurting"
>decide not to do anything
>tell her to continue her routine before somebody stalls the machines
>kept an eye on her
>she suddenly panics and calls me to go with her
>ask for my t-shirt and just pulls it on her waist
>"wat"
>joke around but I give it to her because she's crying
>she wants to go
>she tells me she shitted herself a bit
>no way you are getting into my car with shit inside your pants bitch
>lift her to the bath with no shirt on
>everybody is mirin
>can sense Zyzz mirin at me proud from the aesthetics heaven as I lift my shitted gf to the bathroom
>she's panicking and crying
1/2
>>42325201
Post part 2 you fucking white nigger
>>42325201
>"get off bitch we are here"
>she just looks at me with this "you just murdered my puppy" look
>"babe get off, I can't get into the bathroom with you"
>she just says "no" with the head and tells me to do it
>no bitch, you smell like shit, get off me
>finally decide to lift her inside, zyzz better be proud of me
>sit her on the bench
>remove my tshirt from her wrist
>that shit smell
>take her jeans off
>take her panties
>she's just there, crying and panicking like fucking Ana frank before being turned into soap
>bath her the best I can
>get her into the car
>get home
>she's still with that look
>drop her at the doctor and she said her anus is fucked up because too much sex last night so she has no control over her stomach or shit
>get home
>she's still paralyzed and scared
>>42325201
>>be me and my gf
How do you be both yourself and your gf?
1. This board is for of insecure people with a crab mentality
2. E-statters galore
3. Rarely an actual advice given
4. Anons here complain about a lack of gf despite having garbage personalities
5. Lot of mentally ill people browse this board
6. People like putting down other to feel better about their shitty lives
7. People here have a "secret club" mentality and whenever someone disagrees with them, they throw a tantrum
8. The banter here isn't even good
Why is /fit/ such a trash board now. What happened man?
Reddit: The Post
>>42325203
Dyel?
>>42325203
reddit is a better website
MANLETS ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH!
>>42324983
Goodbye moonman.
>>42324983
but woodley beat maia
>>42324983
All jokes aside, I really hope DC mentally comes out of this, heard he's had some suicidal tendencies in the past.
can anyone reccomend a quality powerlifting program?
I'm a novice, squat 225x3 bench 195x3 deadlift 315x3. I've messed around with the big three movements for a couple months now, but never followed an actual strict program before.
Thanks guys
texas method
>>42324909
Yeah, if you wanna get stronger do SS.
>>42324925
should i keep working out 6 days a week or is that a meme? I just like being in the gym so i find myself there pretty much every day. I don't feel overtrained and i go for pr's every other workout