>be me and my gf >Friday night >go to the gym and do

>>42325201
Post part 2 you fucking white nigger

>>42325201
>"get off bitch we are here"
>she just looks at me with this "you just murdered my puppy" look
>"babe get off, I can't get into the bathroom with you"
>she just says "no" with the head and tells me to do it
>no bitch, you smell like shit, get off me
>finally decide to lift her inside, zyzz better be proud of me
>sit her on the bench
>remove my tshirt from her wrist
>that shit smell
>take her jeans off
>take her panties
>she's just there, crying and panicking like fucking Ana frank before being turned into soap
>bath her the best I can
>get her into the car
>get home
>she's still with that look
>drop her at the doctor and she said her anus is fucked up because too much sex last night so she has no control over her stomach or shit
>get home
>she's still paralyzed and scared

>>42325201
>>be me and my gf
How do you be both yourself and your gf?

>>42325255
She has been like that all day. I had to get her into bed and put her some diaper for adult bullshit.

I have no idea what to do /fit/ you told me cute girls didn't poop, now I have this shitting machine in my bed that's doesn't even want to talk to me.

Hell I don't even know if I can go into the gym tomorrow because they are probably wondering why the showers smell like shit.

What the fuck do I do?

> Someone actually took the time to write this out

Wew lads

if this is true, you one cold motherfucker
just dump her if you really don't give a shit, you'll be doing her a favor

>>42325272
Dude do you have any idea about how disgusting is to clean shit from gym gear?
With shitty soap, using your bare hands and just water?

>>42325287
It really can't be that hard to recover right? I don't really want to be a nanny for the next week

>>42325290
>shitty soap

i would suggest you use soap that doesnt also smell like shit

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>>42325201
>anal


i mean, i don't judge but holy fuck.

>>42325318
Anal is great anon.

However I can't get into bed without being scared of waking up next to a shit diaper. What am I supposed to do to make her feel better? Like seriously.

LEAVE HER
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>>42325264

Update: Went to see how is she doing and she's sleeping. However her stomach made angry noises when I put my hand over it.

Diaper looks clean so far, however there are dry water drops (tears maybe) next to her face.

Is it strange that I'm more upset with OP's dumb story because of him calling lifting a girl impressive than all the other obvious lying wish fulfillment bullshit?

>>42325336
uhm, well...

Jesus man, I dunno. I can't give an ounce of advice because I never heard quite anything like this.
How about counseling, may cost money but if you love her, you'd do it.

>>42325415
I mean, probably. But not sure how she feels about telling strangers "my bf broke my ass and now I can't control my shit".

Maybe she has some mental aftermath or something. I dunno man. I don't wish this to happen to anybody

>>42325374
So it's literally your fault that she shits herself and you're whining about consequences of your actions?

>>42325290
Throw it out
Are you that poor

>>42325459
Not going to lift her naked out of the bathroom to the car.

>>42325446
Please explain me how it is my fault.
There was no blood after anal. She didn't complain until the next morning and I'm not sure she didn't teared it during her leg routine

>>42325446
Sounds like OP is a nigger.

>>42325402
no I'm right there with you anon. She's maybe what? lmao1plaet at most?

OP we need stats of your gf tia

>>42325440
>But not sure how she feels about telling strangers "my bf broke my ass and now I can't control my shit".

As long as that never leaves the counselor's room, you shouldn't worry. Sure, they might scold you but that's just about it.

Or alternatively, wait a week and see what happens then.

>>42325473
Jesus OP, the right thing to do is at least make her comfortable while she's a mess, research treatment or something for her in the off time.

>>42325255
>wearing jeans at the gym

>>42325498
If this bitch has any sense she'll dump him for essentially saying "I dindu nuffin" after a muh dick episode.
Could you imagine how OP would react to a pregnancy?

>>42325513
Hm? They are called yoga-something jeans for all I know.

>>42325519
We don't want any kids, we find them annoying

surely the OP is a nigger or shitskin or something, the way he communicates and comprehends information is totally subhuman.

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>>42325255
>Ana Frank
>Turned into soap

>>42325552
I'm drunk guy chill

>>42325528
>we dont want any kids, we find them annoying
that's exactly what i'm fucking talking about OP.
god you're retarded.

>>42325600
Kids are just annoying brats dude. Why would you ever want one?

>>42325598
Do you smoke by any chance?

>>42325625
I have been tobacco free for years. Never interested in weed

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Usually OP is a fag but this time OP is a nigger.

>>42325685
>implying being a dumbfuck anime poster is better
Wew lad

>>42325528
Listen. You sound like you dont deserve her or anyone, really. You messed her up and you are bitching about her being in pain, horribly embarassed, and feeling disgusting?

Jfc dude. She is vulnerable and all you are thinking about is yourself. Dump her so she can get someone that isn't fucking autistic.

>>42325201
>>42325255
Just dump her and leave another man to clean her shit diapers bro

>>42325201
Palm her of to some thirsty beta faggot and get a fresh one. Chad shouldn't have to deal with leaky arsehole girls, m8

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>>42325201
>>42325255
good post friend.

>isn't fucking autistic.
Your fucked then.

>>42325201
>destroy her ass
>complain that her ass is destroyed

wat, this is retarded you know, you did this mang, you better fix it.

Fuck her in her shitty asshole to discourage similar behaviour by yelling POOPIE DOOPIE NOW YOU GET THE WHOOPIE.

>>42325255
Wtf of course after you have anal sex the ass gets stretched and its easier to shit yourself for a while. You had to go to a fucking doctor to explain.that to you? Also big fucking deal she pooped a little and she is fucking traumatized ?? She must be really a mentally stable solid girl.
Fucking pathetic really.

>>42325618
I wish your parents had the same attitude.

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>>42325528
>>42325618

Kids are awsome dude.
And if you arent narcissistic enough to literally want a mini you running around you havent lifted enough yet.

Cant wait to put tiny football jerseys on my son and take him to the stadium.

Find a woman who loves you and make mini Yous. The first part is easy the second one even easier!
Go for it.

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this thread

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i'm sure it's disgusting but It's sort of cute too

am i fucked up for wanting this to happen to me?

i want to take care of an embarassed qt and tell her it'll be ok

>>42326403

>implying he wasn't an accident
>implying you don't like people because they don't like what you like

Update: Had to sleep on the couch.
She's still sleeping. I will take a bath and wake her up.

Not like we are going to the gym today anyways.

What do normies do all day /fit/?

>>42326573
I'll mail her to you

>>42328142
So I will go to buy her some medicine today.

Not sure if I will be able to make her join the gym today but I will go regardless just to see if they are mad about the poopy incident.


Can I lose my gains taking 2 days off /fit/? I dont fell like yesterday can count in my book.

Phone will die since babes were mirin my posts all night and instagram just killed my battery. I will go for diapers and see you all later (no homo)

>>42328226
Took my bath and went check on her.

She's watching some fairy show on nickelodeon and just staring at the tv like a dead corpse.

I gave her one of my t shirt since she doesn't want to take a bath and she has no clothes at my place.

I had to help her put it on and she isn't very cooperative at all, she just smiles at me. It's kinda creepy

>my gf
stopped reading

>>42328356
Relationships are great. Imagine having a speaker that counts for you during your reps and gives you sex for free.

>>42328324
Stop fucking posting nobody gives a shit about you or your retarded fucking gf with fecal incontinence.

/pol/ here that is why anal sex is degenerated and why gayfags should be gased.

>>42325310
Fuck off, fatty

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>>42325968
>Anime posting on an anime image board

>>42325969
Captain save-a-hoe is being cringey as hell again

>>42328324
Tell her that her sphincter is weak as shit and needs training. Offer up your dick as a grippy toy for her to squeeze on.

>>42325201
>>42325255
>fuck a girl so hard she becomes incontinent
>get mad she shits herself
>yell at her for smelling like shit
Are you a nigger?

>>42325473
>what it's not my fault I literally fucked her ass up during anal there was no blood
>just a tearing pain enough where she can't walk and shits herself constantly
>there's no connection at all
God you are fucking retarded I hope she dumps you