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How do you make your PB&J just now, anon?
I like to use blackcurrant or raspberry jam, sometimes I'll fry it in a little butter.

I never seen "grape jelly" in the UK, what's the deal?

>>9026988
You just want to repost that video, don't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

>>9027010
Really? I mean, grape jam would be the same in any case.

I prefer cheap white bread, smooth peanut butter, and grape jelly. I do like other jellies though.

>>9026988
I've also pondered on this thought. Do I need a rice cooker?

>>9026924
LETS GET NUTS
Butterfly the breast. Cook off the spaghetti, mushroom, bells and onion. Rub the breast with the garlic ( and salt and pepper). Bake that shit.

Hit it with the tomato sauce and the Parm. Maybe save some Red Bell and Mush for garnish and color....boom.

I've never done this but I would...but all I have right now is lamb shanks.

Do you have to use them all and only those ingedients?

>>9026943
Limited to these, but I don't have to use them all

I dug them

>>9022413
Throw away your bread flour and just do a blend of hard wheat and soft white wheat for your dough. It'll be a bit of trial and error, but I find being able to control the protein content of the flour helps me control gluten development better.
Bread flour develops too fast for me and really hampers my long fermenting doughs

>>9022428
do you use a 1:1 ratio of wheat and white flour?

what are you baking specifically with your long fermenting doughs?

I'm a complete rookie when it comes to baking and I want to make some nice bread next but I'm not sure where to start.

>cooking to impress girls
Pathetic.

>>9021930
bitches love beef stroganoff hamburger helper

Chipotle, cause that's what every college millennial girl loves.

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Whole set thus far.

>>9021692
Get mugs with anime characters drinking from mugs
>>with pictures of anime characters drinking from mugs with pictures of

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>>9021690
woops, that's a thumbnail.

You never cook steak with eggs unless you want burnt eggs or boiled eggs. Stop fucking up. This is the kind of shit you do at a camp site.

>>9021095
I had oatmeal with cinnamon and a couple fried eggs with salsa.

>>9021095
let me guess, Joe?

Post info.

>>9032059
How can he post info about a fabricated story that was made just to spark a discussion about how gay hipsters are?

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it was meant as a joke about prices

but i forgot there's a lot of assblasted nu-male cuckolds on here who got triggered by the term hipster

>>9031747
man, you are just years late to the party

>>9031759
they started meming them up on slickdeals and massdrop so all the plebs who never heard of it think it's the "latest fad"

we're basically going through the sous vide version of where the internet was with sriracha in 2003 when the first shipping crate of something that had been around for decades finally crossed the sierra nevada range and entered deepest flyover country

>>9031747
>nobody cooks sous vide vegetables.

Morans.

>>9031294
I have and I would again.

>>9031294
Would and have. Had frog legs in Louisiana in a platter of assorted fried shit. Pretty good all in all, would eat again.

>>9031294
You haven't? Frog gigging is a popular summer pastime here in Illinois. I like them deep fried, but they're also good when they're grilled.

Make them out of regular potato next time.

Sweet potato fries are all about the novelty, which wears off after about 2.5 fries and then the rest of the batch is just gross.

>>9031247
If you wanted them crispy you have to coat them in some kind of flour or starch first. Other than that, you might've just not been in the mood for them, or the potatoes/oil were old and started to taste off.

>>9031346
>taste off
i think they probably were off, i can see some black parts just beneath the skin
thats annoying because i bought them yesterday and they shouldnt go off until 13th

>>9031159
How would you like me to fuck your mouth?

Nothing quite as good as frozen sugar water

>>9031159
Wow. Good thread.

>>9030976
>an i use a microwave to cook frozen beef or corn burgers?

Of course you can.

BTW cooking burgers in an oven is silly. Cook them in a frying pan.

>>9030983
ok thanks just the packet didn't mention it

Defrost the meat in the microwave.

Use a skillet to fry it on the stove top, not in the oven.

>>9030901
Shut your gob and get scrubbing them toilets.

>>9030901
Roll on Brexit.
Now fix my toilet and fuck off.

>>9030909
>>9030910
Literally company pulled me out of my cosy workplace in Poland, because sister-company here in Scotland have huge troubles. Your salmon is shit. I couldn't believe salmon can look that BAD. But whatever. I think about getting out of fishy buisness, and finally open my own craft-beer pub. I homebrew a lot of beer. Actually doing it for about 5 years already? It's much easier to do stuff like this here, because you have better law. Dunno.

>>9030810
Nostalgic, yes. Good? No.

>>9030810
oh fuck I remember seeing a jar of these fucker's at my friend's house during a sleepover
they were bad yes but I'd still buy them to see what they taste like now

Fix your nail

>>9030429
It's not my full-time job, but I do catering gigs on the weekends. Pit BBQ, spit-roasted pig, and crawfish boils. It pays surprisingly well.

Beyond that I cook as a hobby. For me, it's a great way to unwind after a busy or rough day at work.

Don't do it it's hell, you will hate everybody in the kitchen and you well turn to alcohol and drugs to cope with your shitty job

I like cooking as a hobby, not trying to be a poorfag and do it professionally.