Time to die
>>9026634
That's 2g of sodium assuming you also drink the soup.
What's the most patrician way to prepare tea and honey?
>>9025227
In an enema.
>>9025227
Without fucking around.
>get tea
>add honey
Wa fucking la
Better question: What's the best tea to mix honey with and how much?
Rate my fridge /ck/
>>9025183
sad life/10
>>9025183
Constipation/10
Rate mine
>>9025183
>single beer
weak
I install, service and maintain professional cooking equipment. I work for the Cadillac of food service and food retail service companies.
I have installed and fixed everything from a star toaster to an FT1000 dishwasher.
Does /ck/ have any interest in pro cooking, or is it typically just home cooking?
I notice a lot of talk about restaurants, but people are generally ignorant of the difference between a broiled steak and a press griddled steak.
If anyone has questions about the inner workings, fire away. I also learn many secrets, and work at major chains daily.
>>9025164
Tell me the secrets.
Wooptie fuckin doo OP
>>9025164
What's a better option than a salamander for toasting bread? I hate that fucking thing. It's inefficient and my coworkers burn so much god damned bread.
>tfw i cant quit you
>>9024883
what are you gay?
>>9024883
I know tfw
It's fucking hard, man. I've cut way back but it's taking a lot of effort. I don't know if I can quit cold turkey.
Do you like ASMR /ck/?
https://youtu.be/dhVnl40XtQc?t=2185
>49 minutes
w-w-[spoiler]wew lad............................[/spoiler]
>>9024971
>[spoiler]wew lad............................[/spoiler]
what le fuck shitboard
Got back from Myrtle Beach about two days ago. Splurged on food. One of my bills was for seafood. Came out to $125.58 not including a $5 tip we left (I'm a cheapfag). did I get ripped off. Seafood is expensive right?. was 4 people btw.
>subtle tip bait thread
this should go well
>>9023957
Terrible bait
>>9023959
>>9023960
well, I guess it sounds like I"m baiting but not really. Pretend I bumped the tip up to $25 or some shit.
Was $125 a ripoff for seafood?. I know it's expensive but shit just how much did they rip me off?. I know seafood is expensive but I'd be prepared to spend $80 for just the meal where we went for what we ate.
Why do some people insist that they like homemade hot dogs over gas station ones? I don't believe them for a second, hot dogs heated for a long time under a heat lamp IS the best way to make a hot dog, it simply tastes better, so why lie about it? Is it a stigma to admit that you prefer gas station hot dogs?
>>9023774
Well when I comes to hot dogs, OP, I personally think you should shut the fuck up.
>>9023796
fuck you anon.
>>9023774
Literally nobody have been served that hot dog in Denmark.
Elder God Supreme Patrician Cereal Thread
all other pleb cereals need not fucking apply
>>9023767
Cocks are for you fat nigger
Cereal is pleb food
If this doesn't come close to Patrician, then I don't know what else does.
>>9023858
Obviously because your mum put too much salt in your Wheaties this morning.
>tfw your fridge is full to the brim
you can't name a better feeling
>>9023748
Perishable food causes me anxiety. I am so cheap, that it freaks me to know I have all this food that isn't going to be bad in a week. I tend to shop every day on the way home from work for the cold stuff I will use in the next 24 hours.
I am mentally broken.
>>9023748
>getting your dick sucked by a pretty girl
There
Also, freshly baked bread
>>9023753
its alright my man i know that feeling
>dollar bag of radishes sitting in the fridge right now
will probably make a soup out of them and then have to worry about eating it all in the next 3 days
Found a piece of glass in my Brisk Lemonade bottle. What should I do? I almost swallowed it until I felt something like a nail in my mouth, then I grabbed it off of my tounge. Luckily I am not hurt but I am concerned about how the hell a piece of glass was in my bottle. I bought the bottle about a week ago at a nice gas station but I just opened it today and it was in fridge for about a week.
Complain on the internet.
>>9021432
Call a lawyer. You might not get anything out of it but it could be grounds for a recall and you might save somebody's life.
Altruism pays in spades.
the company has plausible deniability, the most you will get from them is a coupon for a free product
I have a big job interview tomorrow, that could determine the course of my life. Looking to treat myself right for tomorrow. What kind of food should I order in tonight?
fifth of whisky.
>>9021150
Curry covered enchiladas.
>>9021150
Handle of vodka and raw garlic
ITT: things that ruin a meal faster than soggy bread
>>9020390
Tomatoes in any form
>>9020390
Nothing ruins a meal faster than adults who insist on playing with their toys at the table.
>>9020397
Children
My new favourite is Mimi Thorisson
>muh internet celebrities
My favorite wai-fu is the female who is attractive but (according to an incredibly unrealistic fantasy) not "too attractive" because like then she would have no qualms about cheating on me unlike if she was slightly flawed like how that K-Pop girl has glasses which means she is a flawed geek awkward intellectual and would therefore be willing to sleep with me, a man who is unique in seeing her inner beauty. Also she wrote something about food (or someone wrote something for her about food) that didn't seem incredibly incorrect therefore this thread is definitely about food and cooking
>>9019061
fuck off with your pasta you retarded neckbeard
>>9019063
>anything more than 3 words is pasta
E-celeb stalkers don't associate with people who are capable of expressing themselves with anything other than grunts, I imagine.
Why is fast food so expensive now? This morning I paid $9.00 for two sausage biscuits from Mcdonalds and a ice coffee, I could have gone to a diner and gotten a home cooked meal for that.
>>9013314
Because of fatties they can charge whatever they want. Convenience became addiction.
>>9013314
>arby's
>cheap
You dun fucked up
>>9013314
I've always loved McD's breakfast, but the last time I went there I was outraged at how expensive it was for just me and I usually don't care about things being expensive. I think it was over $12 for a breakfast meal and two additional hash browns. Haven't been back since.