Why is it so good?
your hand and leg do not match
>>9030997
>BLACKED.COM
>>9030989
Glutamic acid
Do you guys consider Mac and Cheese an entree or a side. Also, what's a good combo with Mac and Cheese?
>>9030424
A side.
Goes great with a steak, or with BBQ.
>>9030424
honestly, i don't see it really as either. it's like a dish that is halfway done
Just plain noodles, it's a side.
With meat and spinach and whatnot mixed in, it's an entree.
what's for dinner /ck/?
I think these are pretty well cooked
well fuck
the hotdog shells broke
the hell with it let's just continue
add a bit of mustard
>eating Starcrunch
>not a worry in the world
>>9029635
Do they still make these? I haven't seen them since middle school. Highschool had no good food through out all of it. I stayed so fucking skinny cause I refused to eat highschool lunch and saved my lunch money to go to the LAN center after school
>>9029645
You bet your ass they still make them. I have been know to eat a whole case in one sitting. They remind me of the good times, watching the magic school buss in the summer time. Cooking frozen pizza in the oven while mom is at work. Wish I could go back, friend.
MOTHERFUCKING FANCY FUCKING CAKES
hotel kitchenette - steak dinner. anyone interested?
>>9029524
nope
>>9029524
Yo I'm down. Looks delish.
Only if I can drink myself to death afterwards. Leaving no note.
How fat actually is the average /ck/ dweller?
https://strawpoll.com/sf47y76
BMI 22 here
Why not strawpoll.me ???
BMI is not an accurate representation of obesity because it does not differentiate between body fat % and muscle mass %.
That being said, I'm a tub of fat.
My fitness levels are pretty good but I have some chub due to loving food.
BMI is poor, just go for bodyfat %
Which ones do you like best?
I'm full 1488 and I prefer spinach
Spinach is nutritionally GOAT, but tastes like shit. Chard is all around top tier.
>salad
>alpha-male
kek
>>9027646
I like them all when I get them from my garden. I'll pass on the industrially farmed greens that have been sitting on warehouse shelves for 2 weeks that you get frim the grocer. Protip: If you can't detect minor insect damage on some of the leaves, you're eating poison.
What's the best thing you can do with American cheese+
>>9026132
Throw it into a trash can
throw it out
Al/ck/ and alchohol genrlasl
whe ndi y ou realize how fucked you wjere and that you basicaly couldnt even fix it
only making this thread because last oine was page 9 and nobody was making it and it n want to set preckdendent to link new threads iun old threads ok
All I got is a box of wine. I wonder if the headache this mediocre stuff will give me is worth drinking more.
How do I reduce my tolerance?
Already drinking more calories of booze than food, so eating less won't help.
I've stopped drinking for two weeks at a time but within two days of drinking again I'm back up to two bottles of wine and a sixer to even get a fair buzz.
I can't believe I've let things get this far. What have I done ffs
Day 2 withdrawal now. 9am, zero sleep, feeling worse and worse.
Since when were "restaurant critics" bigger self-important narcissists than instagram users? ITT: Post your favorite yelp reviews.
Bump
>>9024712
Fucking worst customer service on the planet and the line they draw between a "realistic" review and harassment is non existent, what a fucking abysmal excuse for website
>>9024724
I hate how the only options to rate a review are useful, cool, or """""funny"""".
So many of these reviews contain self-fellating irrelevant details too.
Oh yea, and I saw a woman mention that the craft beer bar that she reviewed was a terrible place to study.
If you pick this autistic mommy's boy over based Joey you're literally Red*it
>>9024637
>namefag calling anyone else redd*t
Reviewbrah is my spirit animal
>>9024637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
So me and my roommate are divided on how we cook our burgers. Whoever is doing the actual cooking calls the shots, but I'll normally not eat his burgers while he'll just complain that I'm skimping out on what he considers perfection.
He's the kind of guy who puts chopped onion and an egg into the batch of meat because he believes it promotes better flavor and keeps it moist (personally I've always found them dry). I simply don't like raw onions and try to meet him halfway by asking the onions are fried or grilled so they can be added later, but he won't budge. Honestly it took some digging for me to even find a picture of burgers being cooked with chopped onions like I've described and he's not convinced that big successful burger joints don't do this for a reason.
What do you think /ck/? Are chopped onions in the meat a legit method or is it just meatloaf?
>>9022361
I prefer diced shallots and garlic to onions if I'm going that route.
> don't like raw onions
we ask them politely yet firmly to leave
Salt and black pepper are all you need.
How to work more faster and efficiently in the kitchen?
Feels like I can't do my work on time without help. Even when I feel like I'm doing things at an okay pace co-workers say I need to work faster. When I try to work faster I overlook an important detail or make a mess. When I'm not struggling with getting food done on time I'm struggling with multi-tasking. Co-workers will want me to help with restocking or cleaning, then a bunch of customers start making large orders (I go back to cooking) and I feel bad that I couldn't help out with cleaning or restocking. I'm a huge screw up especially when there's not a lot of people working that day.
>>9022251
Most line cooks just do cocaine
I usually do caffeine and ephedrine
Adderall/ritalin is probably the best for the price though hard to get unless you have a really nice doctor.
nicotine gum
Get a different job. One that doesn't rush you so much. Please don't be a fast food wage cuck anon. Just work the night shift at target, or ups. No customers and no rush.
If you are a chef then tell everyone rushing you to fuck off and they will be forced to respect you like Gordon Ramsey. I'm assuming
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/06/02/tokyo-police-claim-prostitution-ring-let-customers-eat-curry-rice-off-a-naked-womans-body/
>Tokyo metropolitan police say they’ve recently broken up a prostitution ring which offered, among other things, nyotaimori services. Literally meaning “served on a woman’s body,” nyotaimori generally refers to the practice of laying out morsels of sushi on the body of a naked woman. This group, though, which went by the name Scandal, didn’t use sushi for its nyotaimori meals, but instead covered the woman’s body with curry and rice, according to investigators.
>Scandal also offered more mundane sexual services, such as dispatching call girls to customers’ hotel rooms. Primarily active in the Shibuya Ward of Tokyo, a total of eight alleged members of the group, including the 36-year-old man identified by the police as its leaders, have been arrested, with the police estimating Scandal’s activities as having brought in roughly 900 million yen (US$8.1 million) for the organization.
>Police reports released so far don’t delve into the details of how exactly the nyotaimori curry rice was served and eaten. Placing pieces of sushi, with their flat, stable bases, on a human body is one thing, but curry rice is essentially shapeless, which is why it’s ordinarily served on plates with upturned rims or in bowls. It seems like pouring it over a woman’s body would cause it all to go sliding onto the table, and from there the floor, but if you’re the type of person who orders your food from prostitution rings, odds are your culinary choices aren’t dictated by practicality or cleanliness.
>>9019394
Japs are animals
>>9019394
How is this a scandal?
I didn't realise that was illegal in Japan.
I've been reading about folks eating sushi off naked women for at least 20 years.
T H I C C
>>9019337
I like pizza too
There's two kinds of posters on /ck/
>those who love a steaming hot slice of 'go 'za
and
>those who've never had it
>>9019337
>mfw Chicago gave the world pizza