Breakfast, /ck/, you?

You never cook steak with eggs unless you want burnt eggs or boiled eggs. Stop fucking up. This is the kind of shit you do at a camp site.

>>9021095
I had oatmeal with cinnamon and a couple fried eggs with salsa.

>>9021095
let me guess, Joe?

3 pieces of bacon, 2 scrambled eggs and an English muffin

>>9021095
2 pieces of bacon, 3 eggs and an english muffin

i had two pepsis and eventually a bacon egg cheese bagel and a hash brown with another large coke and a large vanilla iced coffee from mcdonald's.

>>9021111

nice quags

Eggs florentine on bacon and toast. Tasted great but it was way too much effort for breakfast.

>>9021112
I've never made shakshuka that I enjoyed and yet I keep making it and hoping that I'll like it this time. I just can't find a substitute for cumin that I like (I hate cumin).

>>9021102
>At a campsite
Isn't Australia basically one campsite?

>>9021112
'Shuka is for dinner goy

>>9021162
Try "eggs in purgatory" instead. It's basically the same thing, just with Italian flavors.

https://www.nigella.com/recipes/eggs-in-purgatory

>>9021170

It's a breakfast, you idiot.

>>9021170
>>9021185
You can eat whatever you want, whenever you want. I have an omelette and pancakes for dinner more often than breakfast. Fly free.

>>9021112
>tomato sauce
>in a cast iron skillet

my precious seasoning

>>9021185
Wrong, moron.

french scrambled eggs with terragon, parsley, and chive
A bit of caramelized onion and roasted oyster mushroom riotta spread on local sourdough toast
Blistered cherry tomato drizzled with a bit of cold pressed extra virgin olive oil
three slices of jowl bacon fried

>>9021095
I would have butterflied that loin steak. You're gonna either be eating raw meat or burnt eggs

>>9021371
No, dumbass

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What do I ask for to get my eggs cooked like this?

>>9021501
fried over easy

>>9021501
fried sunny crispy whites
just gotta cook sunny, but spread the whites as thin as possible on super high heat

>>9021501
Just fuck my shit up

Nicotine gum and dry heaving. It's the modern man's breakfast.

>>9021501
Sunny side up with the heat on 11.

>>9022279
Ture breakfast of champs
.750L of the cheapest vodka at the liquor store and 10 cigarettes

>>9022287
I'm a doctor; they don't like it when I turn up drunk and smelling of cigarettes :(

>>9022288
>doctor
>not showing up drunk
My sis is a nurse and says all the docs get drunk during whatever downtime they have. are you a surgeon or something? I know the GP I go to is more of an alcoholic than me just by the overwhelming scent of mouthwash and vodka I smell on his breath during my exams

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>>9021166
Nah, mate.

It's a prison.

>>9022295
Intensivist. Need to be sharp to get the tubes down.

My last boss was a shaking, yellow, Scottish alcoholic, though.

>>9021170
Kikepedia says it's breakfast but is also served as dinner in occupied Palestine

>>9022303
Ahh, makes sense.
Don't end up like the rest of us sad husks of human waste my friend.
Keep going and live life to the fullest without wasting your valuable memories and esophagus on hard liquor.

>>9022312
Too late, mate, I already get the shakes post-bender.

Such is life.

A cup of coffee

>eating hot food for breakfast

It's like you fucks wanna be sick the rest of the day

>>9022447
>eating cold food for breakfast
Let me guess, you eat a large bowl full of maltomeal cocoa dyno bytes drenched in 1% low fat milk every morning for breakfast.

>>9022447

it's like you're a delicate pussy bitch

>>9022450
I eat overnight oats soaked in almond milk and greek yogurt because I don't wake up every morning saying "Hey, I'd love to just fuck my bowels up right at the start because the fucking TV told me I need to eat 1000 calories worth of sphincter clenching hot food as soon as I wake up"

Read Kellogg, man. Dude had the right idea. Cold or room temperature grains are the best way to break your fast.

>>9022454
That's why all those chinks and nips are dying in droves from long term bowel abuse from eating all of that hot rice and grilled fish and soup right?
A bunch of bullshit if you ask me.

>>9022460
>Yeah, those fuckin gooks eat hot stuff for breakfast and they're tiny, so it must be okay
>he said, patting his disgusting gut before going to take his 5th shit of the day

>>9022468
>taking shit is a bad thing

>>9022468
>not taking 5 shits a day at work

it's like you don't wanna get paid to shit or something

A slice of Bread with some Meat

>>9022287
>>9022337
>>9022447

>>9021095
>steak for breakfast
hmm

>>9021095
Gaston? Is that you?

>>9022454
What if I have hot oatmeal with cold Greek yogurt on the side?

>>9021095
An avocado, a nut bar, and some peanut butter. #keto

>>9021170

שטויות

>>9022447
This commercial is for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppoWmd4LXVs

Small chunk of cheese 5 olives 1 caffeine packet.

Tbh I am a superior french cheff so I dont care.

Today I made toast and put cheese and salami on it.
Then I stuck it in the microwave and ate in on the way to work.
E X C I T I N G

I have shit tons of eggs I want to eat for breakfast but always wake up too late like the lazy millennial I am.

>>9022815
It's just a two minute video of someone fucking up a basic burger, I don't understand the connection.

>>9022569
I mean, I guess that's fine, but it would be better for your digestion and fucking rectal sanity to make it the day before and put it in the fridge.

>>9021596
Do you know what 'over easy' is?

i love my eggs with the yolk popped and having run all over the whites. is there a name for this?
dont meme at me though.

>>9021501
Burnt sunny side up

I had a omelette with mushrooms green pepper spinach and cheddar 2 pieces of toast one with jam the other with peanut butter 12 blue berries roasted tomatoes and some turkey bacon amidoinitrite?

>>9024060
It's called Splattered Sun if you order it in the south.

More West you'd have to order it as a Huevos Escupir. Usually they put them on top of a chalupa or something, but it's technically a breakfast food.

>>9024098
Do you not eat for the rest of the day after this? Fuck, why are you putting all your food into one meal.

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>>9024105
>Huevos Escupir
thanks

>>9021501
the fuck is all that green shit doing in there

>>9024145
Plate filler. I'm guessing that meal is fro some cutesy organic artisanal bullshit hipster cafe that charged 24 bucks for it. So they have to throw enough shit onto the plate to convince you youre getting afull meal.

>>9023892
>>9022468
>>9022447

lmao how weak is your stomach dude?

>>9024107
Dude thats like 500 calories max

>>9024162
>Dude thats like 500 calories max

>>9024098
>Omelette
3 eggs, 210 Calories
>Mushrooms
Handful, 10 calories
>Green Pepper
Rough Ounce, 10 calories
>Spinach
Rough Ounce, 10 calories
>Cheddar
1/2 cup I'm guessing of plain shredded? 220 calories
>2 pieces of toast
130 calories, average
>One with Jam
1 and a half tablespoons. 45 calories
>Other with Peanut butter
1 and a hald tablespoons, 130 calories
>12 blueberries
Just 12? Maybe 15 calories
>Roasted Tomatoes
One regular serving to cover omelette, maybe 35 calories if they arent soaked with oil.
>Some turkey bacon
Two strips maybe? 60 calories

>Grand Total
875

This is why everyone's fucking obese even though they "eat really good". Cause you esitmate calories based on what you feel instead of what they actually are.

>tfw went to scotland and had scottish breakfast 3 days in a row
>tfw back home now and dont even eat breakfast

A line of ketamine

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>he fell for the breakfast meme

>>9024205
maybe hes bulking

>>9024351
Then he's doing a shitty job

>>9021282
Do people actually eat salad without any oil/dressing?
It would be so dry

>>9024304
>he fell for the frogposting meme

>>9021095
the day day Joe Rogan started trolling /ck/

A fucking apple

>>9021596
>fried over easy
>clearly sunny side up
Are you trying to make anon spreg out in public?

>>9021318
(You)

>>9021095
Great Grains with raisins, dates, and pecans and yogurt. Breddy tasty

>>9021282
I dont usually say this because I like rare steak however how was that beef cooked? roasted? Its blue in the center aka literally raw. Nice try retard.

>>9025489
That's what a properly rested medium-rare steak looks like.

>>9021095
many problems with this picture. First the sides of the pan are too high. That is a pot, you cannot flip the eggs or steak properly. Second the steak will still be uncooked on one side by the time the eggs are done like 2 minutes from this photo. Third, only dipshits cook eggs in stainless steel pans. fouth, your steak has no seasoning and is wet which will prevent it from getting a good sear. Fifth, your mother sucks cocks in hell.

>>9025493
No it doesnt lol, its blue in the bottom center left. Medium rare is about 1cm from the edge of that steak.

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>>9025493

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>>9025493
This is what medium rare looks like.

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>>9025489
Sous Vide perhaps?

>>9025732
I thought that could be a possibility at first, but the outside gradient is too big for sous vide. That beef was roasted in an oven and taken out too soon. You can tell its blue in the bottom center left of the original picture because there is no juice it is just muscle. Rare beef is juicier than blue.

>>9025732
Even if it was sous vide it wasnt in there long enough for the inside to get to rare anyways.

>>9021272
i like you

>>9021112
i do like this dish, although ive always found it was too soft if you know what i mean, and i dont think it pairs well with bread or anything. Even when i put a decent amount of beans and chorizo in it feels like its lacking something

>>9021501
Give me the Trump

>>9025806
I fill the bits between the eggs with peas and serve it on toasted italian loaf and it works wonders.

>>9025489
>aka literally raw
boo hoo. Beef tartare is a thing, there's nothing wrong with blue steak.

I'm having Reese's for breakfast!

>>9021095
black coffee, two slices of white toast with butter and no peel marmalade

>>9021162
ras el hanout

>>9025806
best shakshuka i've ever made was done over a campfire, served on top of crusty ciabatta with a slice of leftover pork belly heated on a skewer over the fire.

>Cooking eggs in a stainless pan

kek enjoy your burnt on stuck eggs

>>9021282
what is that on the potatoes

>>9021112

Is shakshuka actually good or just the latest memefood?

>>9026461
I like it. Cheap, filling and very savory. I think it's optional to cook with white beans or not but I prefer it that way. Basically needs to be served w/ a good bread though. I use this recipe but there's a few variations.

https://www.budgetbytes.com/2016/04/smoky-white-bean-shakshuka/

>>9021095
leftover cold taco bell bean burrito with fire sauce
the girl gave me literally thirty sauce packets, i'm going back and gonna ask her to marry me

>>9021282
shrimp salad but skagen style

no pics but I had a bowl of grit topped with two over easy eggs same thing I have for breakfast every day cause it's good as fuck

>>9021095
a&w bacon&egger with coffee

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>>9026653
Really good everyday breakfast. I cook up some bacon and mix it into the grits, takes it up a slight notch. Grits are filling as hell and a huge breakfast bowl will cost like a <1 dollar.

>>9026220
Looks like a fucking shrimp salad.

Mayo fags. My god, how horrifying

>>9026730
>fast food breakfast sandwiches

Are you a 45 year old black man wearing a beanie and oversize coat, riding public transportation still trying to figure out how their bluetooth works and bitching about not getting enough hours this week at Waste Management?

>>9027616
You seem like you've bombed a couple of open mics because all your friends said you were funny when you were younger

>>9027621
>implying I could possibly overcome my crippling social anxiety to make any sort of joke not behind a computer screen

Enjoy your overpriced grease sandwich, faggot

>>9023230
Hard boil a dozen eggs at a time so you can always grab one going out the door or for a snack.

>>9021318
Either you don't own a cast iron skillet or you've not used it fully. You can totally cook tomato-based shit in there, just clean it up immediately afterwards.

Which is precisely what you should be doing anyway.

Just coffee.

>>9021095
you must be the size of a small town

>>9027825
How many cigarettes with that coffee do you need to be /fa/ mode these days?

>>9027986
I wouldn't know, I don't smoke or go on /fa/.

>>9021095
i throw a shitload of veggies in a pan (starting with the most important: potatoes) do some shit then throw three eggs in with 'em.
i also sometimes have a nice salad and also fruit salad along with it then I can skip lunch and just have some pasta at night

>>9027759
>not leaving enough time to eat
>jamming food in your mouth as you run out the door like your an anime character

>>9021095
Great. It's you again.

>>9021095
Fuckin dumbass that made this is either going to overcook the eggs or they're going to be too cold by the time the steak is done if they take them out.

>>9021112
I made this but the egg yolks turned out too overdone. It would have been much better if I didn't overdo the eggs, but I thought it looked right at the time.

>>9021501
Sunny side up, well done.

>>9029908
what is take them out and then put them back in as the steak is finishing to heat them up

>crack three eggs into a cup
>beat them with a fork
>microwave for 2 minutes
>add slice of packaged kraft cheese
>microwave again for 1 minute
>add ketchup and tobasco sauce
Rate my breakfast /ck/

>>9029991
mmmm salmonella

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>>9021133
>that fucking sugar
Jesus Christ I know I'm not the healthiest fucker on the planet but your pancreas must be screaming

>>9026461
americans make anything they touch a meme
fuck them

>>9021095
>Xyience, cherry lime, as soon as I stumbled to my feet
>35 minutes later after dropping gf off at work
>2x gas station bratwurst, onions, hot peppers, Pico de Gallo, and go heavy on the brown spicy horseradish mustard

>>9029991
See me after class

>>9030017
>cook food in microwave
salmonella
>cook food in pan
no salmonella

???

>>9021095
Do you wrestle with trees or why you need that much protein-laden "manfood"? Also why not cook them seperately? But at least this picture explained to me those folks who have the desire to rub it three times a day

>>9029963
I think that would toughen the whites. He said they would be overcooked. Still, even if it didn't toughen the whites, it would've been better to wait until everything would be finished at the same time.

>>9029991
i'm a huge fan of microwaving scrambled eggs for quick and easy breakfast before work, but you lost me at kraft slices and ketchup.

>>9031371
>Also why not cook them seperately?

Why would I waste time and/or get more pans dirty when I can cook them at the same time? What is the supposed advantage of cooking them separately? Are you one of those people who get triggered if different foods touch?

>>9031401
It's because the eggs will either be overcooked when the steak is done, or cold because you had to take them out sooner than the steak. If you wanted to use the same pan, the eggs should've been put in when the steak was done, or afterwards, since steak should rest for a few minutes before being cut anyway.

>>9031417

so start cooking the steak and then add the eggs when the steak is nearly finished. I don't see the problem here.

>>9031401
Alright, now that I think of it (because I never had meat with eggs): At least cook the meat first, then the eggs. It might even be better this way than what I mentioned previously, as the eggs absorb that nice meat juice fat and you don't need a new pan.

But I still wonder about the (in my view) excessive protein. Does you body demand it, like, were you really stoked to eat that meal (to absorb the nutrients)? If so, why? Are you just a big strong fellow who "needs his fuel" or are you overly active so your body craves that type of food?

>>9021095

>raw steak in pan where the eggs are already done.

what did he mean by this?

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Oatmeal made with chicken broth with mushrooms and spinach, veggie sausage, toast, and an egg. Originally posted this in the wrong thread on accident like a fucking idiot.

>>9031371
>Do you wrestle with trees or why you need that much protein-laden "manfood"?

Don't even try with this fucking board, dude. They've all bought into the meme that they need to consume 1400 calories worth of heavy protein and fat the second they wake up before they trudge off to their sedentary job.

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>>9031528
>"""""""SAVORY"""""""" OATMEAL

>>9025513
shit steak.

>>9031528
>veggie
>sausage
choose one

>>9032276
It's only something I recently tried, I always thought it would be gross but it's really good. You should give it a shot

>>9032327
Absolute this. How do you have veggie sausage?

>>9033059
It's usually just a bean patty seasoned to taste sort of like meat. I used to eat them for breakfast all the time at my universitiy's cafeteria because the pork sausage they served was pretty much dog food and the veggie sausage tasted way better.

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>People posting pictures of their ideal steak instead of actually cooking it

Also steak and eggs is good
Steak Rancheros is better

>>9024304
this