What's the best dish to cook to impress girls?

>cooking to impress girls
Pathetic.

>>9021930
bitches love beef stroganoff hamburger helper

Chipotle, cause that's what every college millennial girl loves.

stupid mozzarella and tomato salad, filet mignon with some shitty bread, and cheap wine from walmart will impress girls

Literally anything done in the oven. The bar is pretty low these days.

I keep a ledge in my head of how many home cooked meals I've made a girl and how many blow jobs she's given me.

>>9021940
>filet mignon
That's dumb, just use the cheapest cut of beef and just marinate it. Like a flap steak.

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>>9021930
>you think that's big, wait until you see mine's ;)

Italian works well. Seafood too. It has to seem expensive

>>9021930
Spaghetti, make your own sauce and meatballs.

Eating it really sets the mood because of the slurping and sucking noises.

>>9021944
but anon is eating flap steak for dessert ;^)

>>9021953
what if OP doesn't get laid that day?

Spatchcock a chicken and roast it with piri-piri sauce, garlic and thyme. cook it to 165 degrees and make a meal around that.

>>9021944
Pissflap steak?

My Best Chicken

Piri piri Chicken

2 tbsp McCormicks piri piri blend
3 tbsp Olive oil
1 tsp Herbes de Provence (thyme or Italian blend may work)
2 tbsp White wine vinegar
1 tsp Salt
4 Garlic Cloves minced/finely chopped

optional:

Liquid Macarico piri piri hot sauce to taste (approx. 2tsp)

mix well

Use Jacques Pepin recipe for application instructions and cooking.

something light

make some seafood pasta with lemon and capers or some gay shit

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>>9021930
sea food bro, so they know you don't fuck around ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJUiWdM__Qw

Desserts.
Pastries, cakes, etc. Presentation is as important if not more-so than taste as well.

>>9021944
No you don't understand, the simple fact that it's a filet mignon will be enough to impress her.

>>9021930
Cook with wine, it will fool dumb girls into thinking you're sophisticated.

A simple dish like sauteed chicken thigh and haricot verts with a moscato reduction in the pan will have them dropping panties.

>>9021930
the only answer is salmon. Every girl diggs salmon and I don't know why. I dig it too, maybe i is girl

>>9021981
t.never cooked in your life but just browsed ck long enough to post this bull shit.

how do I know?

let me tell you.

You are giving measurements.
No one will ever say anything like "herbs de provence" if they are actually cooking food.
You used minced and finely chopped in the same sentence rofl.
No order or instructions given.
"MIX" are you fucking kidding me?
neglected how to cook the chicken with your BS ingreds, because all you did was take the ingredients off of the first recipe you found on google and included the word chicken.

prove me wrong, I am 100% sure you are under 18 years old.

>>9022064
This. Some simple pasta with white wine.

>>9021943

batting 1.000%?

>>9021981

>herb blends
>using dried herbs
>leaving out how to even cook the chicken

what the fuck, man

>>9021930
girls love pasta for some fucking reason
I fucking hate making and eating pasta dishes cuz they are so fucking heavy

Seconding salmon and spaghetti. Presentation is very important when trying to impress someone.

If you're already dating/have fucked, go for a risotto or a roast with scalloped potatoes/fondant potatoes.

If not, a pasta dish or something that won't stick in her gut like a sack of bricks alongside a lot of wine.

Pasta because it gives you an excuse to drink wine

Balsamic chicken salad with strawberries and walnuts. It's light, you hand make a salad dressing and chicken showing off your chops, and it's fucking tasty as hell.

>>9021952
You're on /ck/. Telling them to make their own sauce will not help them impress a girl. It will scare the girl away. "okay so one jar prego traditional sauce, 1/2 cup sugar, 12 bay leaves, some cinnamon, 2 eggs, 1 pound of elbow macaroni made into birds nests all over the plates with a frozen meat ball on top of each, I'm getting laid today!" "Go to Fazolis and buy their food and put it in your own dishes and bake it at 475 F for 45 mins to impress her"

Man, you guys are picking weirdly heavy food. I'm fucking into it tho. There is nothing better than wine drunk, full of pasta, garlicky gross sex.

>>9021930

Spotted dick

>>9022064
this

balance out those basic bitches with some acidity

>>9021930
Her ex bf

Make some Alfredo sauce in a pan melting butter, garlic, cream, and shredded parmesan cheese. Put over fetachini and sprinkle some parsley over it

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>>9022792
>balance out those basic bitches with some acidity
underrated gem right here

>>9021930
wtf is that? meatloaf??

My girlfriend is coming for the weekend and I want to prepare something special.

She already tried my spaghetti, curry and some regular everyday meals.

What should I prepare now? I was thinking about buying a nice meat and prepare it seared, but what do I prepare to accompany it?

>>9021930
Something light if you wanna fuck after, nobody feels sexy with a bloated stomach.
As an anon already said you gotta have some acidity with these basic bitches. I like to do honey-lemon chicken in whatever variation (morrocan/asian) bitches love sweet stuff, chicken piccata is great too with all that butter and lemon if she's not picky with the capers. If she's not some bucktooth bow-legged inbred redneck then maybe she'll appreciate fish and even sushi (making sushi/tacos with someone is always great), tuna or salmon always impresses some people.
Spinach and ricotta gnocchi is also great if she isn't fussy about not eating meat.
Have a semi-sweet bottle of white wine as apero like pinot blanc or viogner (no man likes american chardonnay).

>>9022882
It's ribs you fucking blind bat.

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>>9022961
>Something light if you wanna fuck after, nobody feels sexy with a bloated stomach.

gonna have to disagree with you there...

>impressing a girl
Girls are only impressed by big dicks and prestige (aka money). Impress them by paying someone else to make a nice dinner. Take them to a restaurant that requires reservations without one and get in.

>>9022980
>Girls are only impressed by big dicks

This is what happens with a generation of boys growing up corrupted by porn and believing it to be reality.

A big dick is fun on first impression, but 90% of girls can't take a cervix pounding and doulbe over in pain... it's not fun fucking somebody who's crying or wincing all the time..

fucking kids and your porn nowadays...

>>9021937
I don't
>t. Born in 1994

>>9021930
>What's the best dish to cook to impress girls?

Nice green salad and savory crepes.

>>9023026
"t."
Kill yourself fatty

>>9022969
wtf? ribs of what? alley cat?

>>9022323
Why the fuck do roasties care about the "colour" of a dish so much? "it's got amazing colour" like ffs we know you are only saying it because you want to divert attention away from how much brown poop you do. Honestly.

>>9023031
Looks like dog.

>>9021930
Not something you need to marinade for days. You just take it out of the fridge and throw it on the fire, that's really all you do. It's good because you can pay more attention to her, but not the best display of your skills.
But then again, you shouldn't want to impress a bitch with cooking to begin with. Jesus...

>>9022849
>fetachini
lol

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>>9021930
Bitches dig tacos, but really it depends on the individual. Find out what she likes, figure out how to cook and plate it and make it for her. Girls do the same thing for guys all the time.

>Oh he likes stuffed peppers
>Guess I'll make them for him

It's not hard, you just need to be attentive, ask questions and want to make somebody happy. That's basically what cooking is all about.

DONT tell girls you can cook
it makes you look feminine like a beta male so they won't sex you
this is why I am a virgin btw

Effort, class, look.

Only three things that matter when trying to cook to impress. Then again lmao if you have to cook to impress in the first place.

>>9021930
broiled lobster tails and twice baked potatoes from scratch with white wine and some kinda BS salad option

shit costs less than 25$ if you go cheap (college chicks cant tell the difference) and works every time lads

>her havourite dish.
Come on annon, shit aint hard.

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>>9021953

>>9022369
>>9022404

>can't get pussy with dry herb encrusted salmonella

Why even try?

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>>9021944
you seem to think women operate on logic, and don't just think "feelay megnon, people say that's the best and i don't care to question rumors so it must be true"

>>9022849
>fetachini

Top fuckin keckaroo senpai

>>9023028
I've been too embarrassed to ask for a long time, but what does the "t" stand for? Please help

>>9023466
Lurk more
"Regards"

>>9023199
Then tell her you can cook and grill her a fuckin tbone or some shit, and potato salad. Grilling looks manly and gives you a great opportunity to drink beers while you do it. Don't buy hipster craft bullshit, stick with something like Corona that bitches love but doesn't make you look like a fuckboi. Grilling is a very social activity so if you're lucky she'll be drunk before you guys even eat.

>>9023490
How does "regards" turn into "t"? I have a PhD in lurking and I have no clue, that's why I've been embarrassed to ask.

I have no advice but here's a funny story

>21 virgin cook at shitty mall restaurant
>chill with coworkers all the time
>like me cuz I have a speed hookup
>find out I am a virgin
>bro that new hostess is a total ho
>invite her over for dinner
>cook ribeye
>she doesn't touch it
>drinks a lot of wine tho
>fuck

We ended up dating for about a week, found out she didnt eat my food because I wouldn't feed it to her.

>>9021933
you don't understand this because you only date whores.
some women actual prefer a man who can catch, clean and cook food. or at least 2 out of 3 of those.
if you didnt live in a walk-up in a shitty city full of shitty people, you'd know women who still need men.

>>9023499
>How does "regards" turn into "t"?
'Terve' in Finnish. You know, land of Spurdo and all thing meme.

>>9023499
Fatass neckbeard manlet beta finns and their shitty ass meme I wish they would get fucking nuked I can't stand that shit

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>>9023538
You sound ... obsed:DD

>>9021930
Your cock.

Anything expensive

>>9022899
the leftovers of the bag of dicks you ate for lunch. Bet there's not much left tho

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>>9023538
>t.liberal leftist
Back to your safe space, fag.

>>9021934
Unironically this.

>>9021930
Millenial girls cannot cook.

Make literally fucking anything that is not from a box or a can and she'll be impressed.

+5 points for avocado.
+5 points for "healthy" food that is actually 1000 calories/serving but is colorful and contains enough vegetables to fool her.
+10 points for including wine in the recipe and not being fucking trash at it.

>>9023514
Wut

>>9023199
> I'll just lie about who I am until a girl falls in love with the lies
Do you really think that would make you happy?

Salads or anything containing non fragrant fish.

>>9022999
This
Girls only need an 8 inch so stop feeling bad

>>9021930
They'd be impressed because they like you, and your food didn't turn out like shit. Pick something they're familiar with too. Nobody wants some moon food oddity if you're not well acquainted.

Nah dood, just make whatever meal and cover it in cheese and bacon. It's shit tier but it's what millennials are crazy for

>>9023738
>Nobody wants some moon food oddity

If she doesn't want moon food, you don't want her.

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>>9023538
t. jamal mohammad bin 60%

>>9023728
6 inch. Any deeper than that you'd be penetrating the womb and it won't be any fun for you.

>>9021930
pasta

especially if you can make the pasta instead of buying it and make the sauce from scratch

bitches will be all over your dick

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>>9023514
>found out she didnt eat my food because I wouldn't feed it to her.

I'm laughing like a moron at this

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>>9023538
did you post this bait to get spurdo images because here you go

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>>9023538

Almond crusted tilapia
"First you eat those nuts then you eat deez nüts"

>>9024231
tilapia is fucking bottom tier garbage eating farmed garbage
neck yourself you trend whoring plebian

>>9024276
>tilapia is fucking bottom tier garbage eating farmed garbage
Exactly.
You act as if women wanted a sublime culinary experience and not just something to post on instagram.

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>>9023527

>>9021937

also why they are all fat

>>9023527
Uh oh, looks like somebody had their good-boy-points revoked today.

>>9021930
>implying women give a shit whether you can cook

>>9023527
LMAO. Good luck finding a modern whitetrash to do those things and provide a reasonable income to support the spawn you're planning on shitting out. You think your going to be as lucky as the "pioneer woman" hooking up with "marlboro man" who inherited a 10000 acre ranch and can live like a king on his agri welfare subsidies alone? Yeah, prince charming in the form of budlight swilling, meth addled Cletus will pamper you in your singlewide trailer.

I make gumbo
I have ex-gf's who beg me to make it for them again

>>9023514
why didnt u just feed her man

>>9021930
Literally anything that tastes good and isn't too spicy (if she's from the Midwest).

>>9021943
>The bar is pretty low these days.

This. Everyone feels lucky when they can net a guy/girl that knows how to cook even moderately well. It's rare nowadays because most people are lazy fuckers.

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>>9021930
>ctrl+f "favorite"
>0 results
This is why so many of you are virgins.

Find out her favorite food and cook it for her better than she's ever had.

I did that with my girlfriend's favorite dish and got a blowjob that night.

>>9022445
This
My ex is still bothering me about a recipe for a pasta dish I used to make her. All it was, was olive oil, garlic, and fucking fresh parmesean. Women are dumb as shit. Dick is better.

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>>9021944
>Flap Steak
Sides

even being as skilled a fry cook is enough. deep frying and grilling are still mind-blowing to them.

>>9023425
I think you could just give them any small cut of steak and told them it was filet mignon they would believe you

>ITT /r9k/ thinks that good meal will get him laid
If she is already at your house then its golden. Just cook some over spiced Italian dish while she drinks a bottle of wine.

>>9023179
underrated post

>>9021930

10 inch dildo made of paper mached $100 bills and coated in chocolate.

>>9022721
>>9022727
ideal date

Anything with homemade pasta. Gotta have at least the dough done beforehand though.

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>>9024697
Fuck you I'm from the Midwest and spicy food (with actual flavor) is one of my favorite things.

Made an ultra spicy curry last night and it was heaven. Had to pause halfway through though to give my mouth a break.

I'll give you some credit though, whenever I order extra spicy shit like wings with extra suicide sauce or whatever the fuck they've got the waitress always tells me I'm "brave" or "I've never tried those because they're waaaay too spicy omg".

>>9025089
Her favorite food is fruit loops.

>>9021930
Petite filet mignon. Here is my reasoning

>Has petite in the name, makes girls feel smaller and daintier
>Very tender so a womans weak jaw muscles can fully masticate the meat
>expensive, women love expensive things
>small portion which guarantees she wont have to take a shit later when she is forced to allow the man that cooked her expensive meal to crack her pussy in half aka plow her.

Get a porterhouse and split it so you get the New York strip and she can have the petite filet.

>>9025563
wrong, shes going to have an upset stomach and have to take a huge spicy shit and you will get no pussy if you make her something spicy. Also in my experience women are quite finicky when it comes to spicy food.

Autistic virgin detected

>>9024231
tilapia is the shittest fish on planet earth. IF shes smart enough to know what good fish is she will think you are a poor piece of shit idiot with no cooking knowledge. Not to mention almond crusted fish is an extremely risky thing to cook for a date. Its really easy to fuck it up. Cook steak or pasta if you want to get pussy you fucking virgin plonker.

>>9023573
">t.liberal leftist"

ima be honest im still confused

>>9023713
>+5 points for "healthy" food that is actually 1000 calories/serving but is colorful and contains enough vegetables to fool her.
examples? i'm bulking

>>9025766
>Has petite in the name, makes girls feel smaller and daintier
>austism: the post

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>>9023538

>>9025832
Do you honestly think that the word "petite" on steakhouse menus is anything more than an overpriced steak marketed to women?

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>>9025758
>her favorite food is a packaged food, I couldn't possibly prepare that in a special way she'd enjoy

You don't deserve a gf, or a regular f.

>>9025826
Caponata. Eggplant and tomato with enough olive oil to drown a toddler. Most Indian food, too, those sauces are loaded with butter, whole yogurt and nut paste.

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>>9023538

>>9023538
t. faggot

>>9025302
God, I hate women so much!

>>9021930
Steak with mashed potatoes, garlic toast and salad

Stir Fry would also impress most girls I think

>>9026844
>nut paste
the best thing to bulk on no homo

>>9029197
>no homo
sure m8 no worries

>>9022445
Do you even lift?

>>9022445
I was gonna say this. Carbonara or something with seafood. If you serve a girl a plate of pasta with clams on top of it she'd probably get all moist in her woman parts

>>9029839
I have literally never gone wrong cooking carbonara for people.

>>9021930
Individual beef wellingtons. Fucking makes panties melt away

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Chicken piccata - crisp fried chicken, delicious butter sauce with capers (something they normally don't eat) and lemon, serve on a bed of rice then have a light salad on the side.

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>>9029879
Chicken piccata?

>>9021930
>doing anything ever for women
cuckslave without a shred of dignity

How has no one FUCKING said Mongolian stir fry yet...
Hello betas, Chinese food + wine + movie = profit

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>>9023538
>t. Upsetti Spagetti

Anything Italian. My go-to is chicken spinach Alfredo and they can't give it up fast enough after. Presentation is key though, so do a swirl with the pasta or lay out the chicken cut width wise on the top or something.

>>9021946
>someone posted a random picture of food i made

>>9021930
A restaurant you dip.

>>9021930
as long as you dont microwave pasta from a tin youre going to be just fine. try some sort of salmon? ^_^

Bitches love seafood, at least in my experience.

>>9031493
Spinach is a bad call for a date food. Both of you will be self-conscious that you might have a piece of green leaf stuck in your teeth.

Alfredo is an easy one though, and you can customize it lots of ways. Personally, I'd julienne some red, orange, yellow, and/ or green peppers and lightly saute them for color, maybe with some sliced mushrooms for variety. Blackened chicken is cliche, but hey, it tastes good and works. Of course, you do half a loaf of garlic bread or so, and serve that on a platter in the middle of the table so you're both eating something from the same plate.

>>9021930

Gf is a weeb and goes crazy for omurice. Easy as shit, presentation looks cool. Would recommend

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>>9033482
does she hab a benis

>>9033491
Yes, but it's not big.