There are people browsing /ck/ right now that unironically drink craft beer
>>8817738
I drink craft beer exclusively. I refuse to drink any beer made by large corporations.
I like pale ale. /shrug
Fuck yeah I do!
You are going to want 4 things
-Raisin Bran
-Mountain Dew Pitch Black
-Slim Jim Tabasco Seasoned
-A big appetite!
>>8839170
concerned but also intrigued
You are going to want to tear the slim Jim into little pieces. Use rubber gloves if you are preparing this for someone else, or use the secret ingredient, washing your hands!
Mix these little buddies in! I forgot to mention this, but if you want Raisin Bran Crunch (which I prefer) it will be a little surprise in every bite to get a crunchy nugget, or a meat chunk! Mmmmmm
If you cook rice with no spices and then serve it with no sauce, or anything to accompany it, you immediately make my culinary shit list.
It's one of the most popular grains in the world how do so many people not know how to prepare it?
Cause American food culture is shit
>>8839153
noone does that though
noone prepares rice as a main course without any sauce or spices
>>8839153
a person making this statement immediately makes my culinary shit list.
theres a big place for plain rice with saucy/intense dishes
For breakfast I made instant pancakes (just add water) with mozzarella cheese/Parmesan cheese from Pizza Hut packet, two fried eggs (seasoned lightly with garlic salt and black pepper) and ketchup.
What did you guys eat today?
For lunch make a noose and hang yourself with it you god damned weirdo
>>8838960
It's all I had at hand. I'm sorry.
>>8838956
Your height, weight and age?
Do you live alone?
I've eaten three carrots, some pork neck and cashews.
Have you ever stood in line for a while - quite a while - just to get a particular sought-after item from a grocery store or restaurant?
Pic related. These guys make some of the best kielbasa ever. And no, I'm never going to make my own.
>>8838647
You must live in a shithole where there's nothing worth standing in line for, then.
>>8838649
It's not really a shithole, it is just severely overpriced. Imagine new York city prices in a remote Australian Capital city where not much happens. It's clean and friendly but super expensive.
You got to drink Milo
It is good for you
It is delicious hot or cold, sprinkled on icecream or even on a slice of toast.
>>8838633
yep love to sprinkle it on vanilla
but have yet to try it on toast, is it just buttered toast with it sprinkled on>
>>8838711
Yep, butter or margarine and just sprinkle it on. You might have to try a few times to figure out how thick you like it.
It sort of hardens up on the warm toast , it's good.
>that first fruity sip of the day
>>8838407
Why are coffee makers so butthurt about this drink? Care to give me a quick rundown?
>>8838412
/mlp/ infected the actual world.
>>8838418
>2017
>still mad about cartoon ponies
>"and will you have any sugars in your coffee sir?"
>"yeah just go ahead and put a stick of butter in it"
>"a stick of what sir?"
>"you heard me you goddamn europoor. i'm an AMERICAN and as an AMERICAN i have a stick of butter in my coffee"
Hourly
>>8838143
>Hourly riminder that gaymericans are obese and retarted
you really need too finish you're sententses properly
>>8838152
Hourly
Its 80/20 ground beef.
What can I do with this that isn't a burger or spaghetti and meatballs?
Tacos. Chili. Is ravioli too close to spaghetti and meatballs?
Meat loaf
Beef and potato hand pies (although these taste better with cheap cut of lean slow-cooked steak)
>>8837974
Beef larb
How do you cook them?
eat them raw like a man
In the oven or microwave depending on how patient you feel. Then put some salt and pepper on them. Oh, and frozen ones tend to taste better for some reason.
cut root, cut in half, toss with olive oil and salt and pepper and garlic powder into oven pan
If I have bacon, I'll cut it up and add that
400 degrees for 40 minutes
If I have lemon I'll zest it and juice it onto it for last minute
/ck/ how do you cook BONE BROTH??
>>8837583
Pic related I am poorfag
put bones in pot of water and boil for hours. the longer the better.
that's literally it.
>>8837583
>calls it bone broth
>not stock
You know very well which end is sharp. Use appropriately.
Why does everybody buy microwave popcorn. Pic related is quicker, cheaper and better
>>8837112
>washing a pot
>quicker
>>8837127
just have to wipe it out
>>8837601
Like your wife's sons ass before you fuck it
>want to get into sous-vide cooking
>a single machine costs like 600-700 euros in my country
wew lad
>heating element
>digital thermometer
>microcontroller
>optoelectrical relay
>maybe a waterproof motor to circulate water
>power supply
This is like 50 euros tops, anon
Buy a thermo probe and slow cook things in your oven at 225 to the desired internal temp. Then sear. Its better than meme vide because the outer layer dries a bit and sears better. If you really still have to have cancer you can even stick your food in a plastic bag before throwing it in the oven.
>>8836175
nigga, like, just buy a fucking pressure cooker and some bags, lmao nigga
Can you handle spicy food?
A thread died for this.
>>8835850
Sí, señor.
>>8835850
I want to fucking punch that guy.
Which one do you pick up first?
None because I would use a knife and fork
the lime.
>>8833751
You're hired