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>>8828894
thermal shock

>>8828894
because you bought it at aldi

>>8828894
It was born to be a taco pizza, but you assumed it's gender and caused a rebellion.

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Chop onion, destring & chop celery.
I always include the leaves for flavor.

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Saute with butter until translucent

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Meanwhile chop potatoes & carrots

Am I the only one who thinks that looks pretty good?

>that carrot mush about to fall in the apple sauce

How do you prison folk do it? Any recipes?

>>8827260

>implying I wouldn't tell the staff I was Muslim for the Halal meal of superior quality

Half of jail nigs do this. Also I'd lie and scream "GAZELLLLLLE!!!!" When a new person entered chow so he'd get fucked up and I take his tray too.

no more than posting on /ck/ does

>>8822554
So, yes.

>>8822563
no only if you do this >>8822553 and that >>8822554 both at the same time

>>8820822
By selling generic garbage. It is certainly not as cheap as Mexican supermarkets. At least with Mexican markets, you will still get the brand name items. Also, Kirkland is the superior store brand.

A time machine back to 17th Century Africa

>>8820822
honestly I don't know

only thing I can think is because they save a lot on overhead by not hiring more than 3 employees, no in store music fees, no advertising signs, etc.

put some fresh sliced tomatoes and pepper on top of that

its bretty good

>>8834621
Cottage cheese is for people with a serious case of the gay

Sounds like a perfect way to ruin perfectly good cottage cheese.

>>8834582
i will help you out

don't microwave your teabags.

Bing bong blimey and all that rubbish ya can't microwave tea or tha queen might rip her nickerbocker!

You must buy a new appliances for this one singular use or you're a wanker m80!

Really don't understand people who don't have a jug. There's no quicker way to get a couple litres of boiling water.

It's raw

>red
>black

Really op red and black? How come no "here's my cooking" threads ever have good food?

Are these Google images of poorly cooked steak?

>>8834428
How did you cook that L into the steak?

I tried it once. It's no worse thsn actually eating raw kale in a salad, but it's not something I'd want to drink again. The texture's like lettuce but it's very bitter.

If you like spinach you'll be able to tolerate/maybe even like the taste but the texture is like chewing on plastic grass.

Maybe my blender just sucks, but I've noticed that kale makes my smoothies very gritty.

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>>8833341
English pea master race legume shouldering you aside.

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>>8833341
Purple bean

Go on

>>8833337
3.5/10

>>8833344
But is has serrano peppers in it

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>>8833337
Chef boyardee/10.

wow that is some boring taste in curry

>>8833294
So tell us what you put in your base! I need a good base recipe for curries that I can make ahead of time, but people make them differently, and I haven't decided what's best yet.

>>8833294
>gravy, meat, some kind of starch
Served by pajeet it's mana from heaven, served by a rural housewife it's a fucking hate crime.

you can't explain that

>>8833284
Heinz beans?

>>8833284
oatcakes?

>>8833291
>>8833315
Nope

All I see is a bunch of overpriced crap

>>8833247
One in the stink?

>>8833247

The off color nail is called an "accent nail", if you'd have ever touched a vagina in your entire life you would know this.

>>8832926
Lame plate ware. Chili looks good though.

>>8832926
you vomited that much?
seek help, anon

Chili con carne makes my tummy go oww and make me shit lots.