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Which one do you pick up first?
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None because I would use a knife and fork
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the lime.
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>>8833751
You're hired
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The bonita waitress with the big nalgas.
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I scoop out and eat the meat with a spoon and then wipe my mouth with the corn napkins, as is customary. Then I put a lime slice in my mouth to make it look like I have green teeth, as entertainment for the other dinner guests.
What's so special about common table manners?
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>>8833746
What's the purpose of the second tortilla? I always remove it when I get these.
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>>8833926
Insurance
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>>8833926
First one gets soggy due to meat and lime
Second one makes sure it stays a taco
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>>8833977
Then they should cook the tortillas more. Corn Tortillas should be crispy not floppy.
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>>8834038
>soft corn tortillas should be crispy
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>>8833746
The one on the right.
I just realized I always eat my tacos starting with the furthest on the right, and work to the left. This is probably because I'm right handed.
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>>8833746
the tab.
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>>8833746
>two shells
Are Americans so fat, they think they need twice the carbs?
Why are Americans just so dumb and fat
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The right one because I'm right handed.
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>>8833920
I'd take you out senpai
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>>8834393
>all hispanics do this
OBSESSED
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>>8834805
Did you just assume I'm not Japanese?
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>>8833746
>cilantro
I send it back, because I specifically asked for none of this nasty shit.
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The coriander as I pick it out bit by bit from my food
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>>8833977
No, you're supposed to take half the toppings out and have 6 tacos instead of 3
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>>8834060
>He's never actually cooked a corn tortilla
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>>8833746
I pick up all three and take a bite out of all of them.
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>>8833751
God is good with this anon
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>>8834794
Mexicans are Americans, goofus. They're even North Americans.
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>>8835098
you mean the cilantro you retarded fuck?
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>>8835386
No we aren't. We're just Mexican.
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>>8835519
Confirmed for uneducated, stupid faggot.
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>>8835162
Neither have you done so correctly.
Why are weebposters always so shit in everything.
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>>8835519
Pinche idiota
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>>8835162
> a grown adult who watches anime and saves pictures of female drawings so he can masturbate to it.
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>>8834805
Left to right masterrace
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>>8833746
Whats with the white corn double tortillas
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>>8834393
Because its best that way. It holds up the taco in case the juice gets through the first one and its just perfect. You are obviously a shitty white faggot who doesnt accept that anything other than tacobell as tasty mexican food.
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>>8833748
REEEEEE
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>>8833756
You chose wisely puto.
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>>8834393
>Americans
Topkek
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>>8835098
>coriander
maricon
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>>8834060
He's correct, fry that tortilla and we have you good little taco. Somehow Mexican restaurants all decided to call themselves cantinas and got lazy in the kitchen
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>>8838369
>Somehow Mexican restaurants all decided to call themselves cantinas and got lazy in the kitchen
To be honest, being lazy is the definition of a Mexican.
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>the plate
Then
>the bin
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Whichever one is lengua
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>>8833751
The best way to use that lime is to squirt it between the tortilla pieces.
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>>8834038
Because food that's meant to be eaten with the hand is meant to be dumped down your shirt. Or drunk like some fat Texan.
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Who's got that webm of the limes being squirted on everything?
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>>8833748
this dude is out of control
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>>8833751
beat me to it but when you're right, you're right
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>>8833746
Gee Bill, three tacos?
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