Can you handle spicy food?

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>>8835850
Sí, señor.

>>8835850
I want to fucking punch that guy.

>>8835854
i actually kek'd. 10/10 post

>>8835918
Fuck off back to plebbit, cancerous fool.

>>8835850
i prefer it.

Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

second time i ever went to subway, the sammie maker made me an italian on white bread and he put mayo on it without asking me and when i sat down to eat it, my first bite made my mouth scald so i had to drown it out with the dr pepper i had. i complained to the sammie maker and he apologized and gave me a dozen choco chippy cookies so i guess it was alright...

>>8835850
a fair bit
kind of wish food in the US had a bit more of a kick to it overall, people here balk at spice too easily

>>8837219
good
human beings are degenerate and ice will melt away
spicy food is a symbol for the fleeting truth of human condition

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>>8837219
>If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that?
Explorers... in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others.

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I ate a huge bowl of this when I went out my my mate from south china. He was pretty impressed that I could eat more chili than him

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I've been eating this meme with chips and toquitos for the past few days.

Probably the most spicy food I've willingly consumed, but the heat goes away within 5 minutes.

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ITT: "N-not being able to handle spicy food doesn't make me a p-pussy!"

If I'm feeling a tad mental I'll occasionally "go crazy" and get a couple jalapenos on my 'za for some of that super-sadistic spicy hotness. Honestly, you should see the look on the delivery guy's face when he realizes what I've done. I aught to be locked up.

>>8837256
That fucking feel when.

>>8835850
I made a stir fry for me and my husband today. it was too spicy for me, but he really liked it. :)

>am accustomed to spicy food since forever
>buy food from a foreign dude in my country
>some food stand/truck whathaveyou
>say I want it very spicy
>see him making the food
>puts the 'I am a pussy, but I still say very spicy' amount of spicy sauce/herbs or oil on(inside of it)
>correct him
>those stares and pauses
Always funny to me
Stop ordering very spicy dishes if you don't like it, you fairies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30

No i can handle it, if its only a little i can, but i don't really like it.

i also don't understand the appeal, since it drowns the taste of the food.

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>>8837219
But did you know that the original Hyperborean peoples were actually Of African decent? The Goddess Nabongo invented ice before white cave people stole it. It's true, look it up!

>>8837321
Fuck off queer

I love spicy food. Tastes great, and I know it's lame as fuck, but I feel like I've won a battle when I eat something really really spicy.
There's a wing restaurant right near my house that has a challenge. Eat 7 of their spiciest (level 7) wings in 7 minutes without a drink and you get put on the picture wall.
Just for fun, I've made it a goal to someday beat that challenge, but an order of their level 6 wings took me an hour to pull down and I drank almost a half gallon of milk, so I'm defenitly not ready.

>>8837219
I'm sorry your date made fun of you for getting a plain chicken sandwich on white bread, but she was being a bitch. Don't take it out on others.

>>8837219
Is this pasta?

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>>8835850
My mouth can

my lower intestine cannot.

>>8839206

>your date

Way too much credit being given, there

Yeah but not to the point where it's all I can taste.

Going in I can handle it just fine. It destroys me a number of hours later. Going in I could drink scotch bonnets but I always regret it

>>8837219
watch out boys, we have a ketchup lover over here

>>8837289
that shit is my FAVORITE salsa, so good