Please make your selection, /ck/.
is that a stack of sliced provolone
>>8832783
Yeah but wouldn't you rather have one of those logs?
>>8832765
One round, one square, and one oval, please
For me its Peeps milk the best liquid dairy marshmallow combination
Where do you get this? I've never seen it before
Wow! Great post, Ethan!
>>8833252
I really really like this post.
Any of you cu/ck/s eaten ortolan before? I just found out about this weird French shit.
>The birds are caught with nets set during their autumn migratory flight to Africa. They are then kept in covered cages or boxes. This "artificial night" causes the birds to gorge themselves on grain (usually millet seed) until they double their bulk. "Roman Emperors stabbed out ortolans’ eyes in order to make the birds think it was night, making them eat even more". The birds are then thrown into a container of Armagnac which both drowns and marinates the birds.[7]
The bird is roasted for eight minutes and then plucked. The consumer then places the bird feet first into their mouth while holding onto the bird's head. The ortolan is then eaten whole, or without the head and the consumer spits out the larger bones.
Sounds potentially delicious but it's apparently illegal in the EU now. Is there anywhere to get legit ones?
>>8832456
>The birds are then thrown into a container of Armagnac which both drowns and marinates the birds.
Efficient.
>>8832456
savage
I hope you get H5N1 from them
>>8832456
Don't forget about the towel, to either keep in the smells, or to hide your shame of pure ecstasy from the eyes of God.
>drinking from a glass with ice
>ice falls forward right as the drink gets to my mouth and spills it all over myself
have some ice cubes to cool down a bit
>wears white shirt
>will inevitably stain it
every time
>>8832984
wouldn't have happened if you just drank a pure glass of water with ice
How much sauce on pasta is too much?
>>8832134
Dunno, I guess it's down to personal preference.
What's your preference?
>>8832134
this sauce is plain
why are there no herbs and no veggies in it?
>>8832134
There's no such thing. I eat sauce plain.
>be me
>Decide to try firehouse subs
>walk inside
>all of the employees behind the counter say "welcome to firehouse subs" directly at me
>leave and have panic attack
Does anybody else get bothered by that
Fuck firehouse subs
Please stop being being such a sperg. Jesus Christ I can't even imagine how shit your life probably is
>>8831711
Firehouse subs is good, I'm glad they scare the autists out
find a flaw
>no child condiment
Smh desu senpai
>>8831682
>6"
>>8831682
Its not in my mouth
homemade pickles are finally ready! can't wait to crack this bad boy open.
>>8831533
not even barrel aged you fucking plebeian, you piece of shit
How did you sanitize a plastic bottle
>>8831569
>not even barrel aged you fucking plebeian, you piece of shit
>Buy 1L of whiskey and a 6 pack of tallboys
>Cashier says "changing it up today?"
wew lad
>>8831127
If I was your cashier, the only thing I would have said is "How's it going today?" and your total. Unfortunately, the bonding-with-your-customer mentality is incredibly pervasive. I cannot wait for self checkouts to replace 95% of cashiers, it's an outdated job.
>>8831127
I wouldn't have paid and I'd drop my shit, and immediately leave if a cashier tried to talk to me, I hate it when they feel the need to impose ANYTHING against
Fucking assholes
JUST
I don't understand what I'm looking at.
>>8831087
Extremely dried out chicken tenderloins and boiling rice that's still in the bag?
Yep, that's /fit/
>>8831236
Laziness, you're looking at bland, fucking laziness!
Why is this shit allowed? It's unsanitary, disgusting, and objectively wrong.
>>8831034
Because it tastes good.
>>8831034
are you retarded?
don't buy it if you don't want food poisioning
don't scream for a fucking nanny state to prohibit it
you should kys if it isn't forbidden in xour cunt-ry
>>8831045
Is this what happens when you shitpost too hard on /int/ and /pol/? You have a problem, Anon. Stop it. Get some help.
People put cucumbers in water, they claim it adds flavor
Cukes only taste of water to me to begin with, it makes no sense
If cukes flavor water, surly something with more flavor would as well
I have watermelon, what happens if I put a piece of watermelon in water for a while? Will it be a treat?
>>8830916
Put it in vodka instead.
>>8830926
What happens? What's it like?
>>8830916
I somewhat get it when people ask if something will be good prior to preparing it if doing it yourself requires at least some amount of effort on your part... but come on just cut up a piece of watermelon and try it yourself I doubt it will taste so horrible that you cant drink it at all and even if it would... whoop de doo you wasted a WHOLE piece of watermelon and 2l of water.
al/ck/ general
here goes another one edition
>>8830386
Had a turning point just over a week ago where I was sat in my room at 4am a bottle of whiskey and a few beers deep, but feeling totally fine. Realised I was just drinking out of habit, and it wasn't actually having much effect. Sure, my motor function was pretty fucked but my head felt fine. Realised I had to turn things around as it simply wasn't fun or relaxing any more.
Haven't had a drink since, feeling pretty good. Good sleep and solid shits are a nice bonus, as is actually being able to get up in the mornings. I think that part of life is behind me now.
>>8830386
Started a taper yesterday and withdrawling hardcore and want to die
Trying to taper down from 1Liter of whiskey a day to nothing in 14 days :(
How do you guys afford drinking a whole litre of whiskey or any alcoholic beverage each day?
That shit is expensive
What is a foreign or obscure dish you want to try but cannot find?
Syrok
this asian dish
had some in minnesota
can't find it anywhere in seattle
>>8829118
I that that is supposed to be a Hmong (the Asians from Gran Torino) dish, here's a recipe for Khaub Piaj:
http://www.annievang.com/content/how-make-khaub-piaj-homemade-rice-noodle-chicken-soup
Does /ck/ like hamburg steak?
Do you have your own special touch you add to it?
I make a brown mushroom gravy instead of the standard beef gravy
>>8828950
The hands give her age away
>this picture will never be your life
Why even live