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ketchup

Whole grain everything

Tastes like dirt

>>8828578
Nice try, FDA.
Now fuck off.

>>8828546
It's not really common knowledge how many quarts or cups are in a gallon here. It's not a useful measurement. We eye everything out.

The only thing I give a shit about is how heavy the gallon of water is that I have to carry up the mountain to my house every day.
I have enough indigestion, I don't need to purchase it in powder form. That's not coffee and that's not tea so I don't really give a shit.

>>8828546
>is it really necessary to list the instructions for 1 and 2 quarts on the back?
no
>Do people really need it spelled out for them how to make a gallon?
no
>Are Americans really this stupid?
no

>>8828601
>>Are Americans really this stupid?
>no

yes.

D-does bumping work here?

>>8828380
>>8828538
I do, the vid in op was the 1st one I saw of theirs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoINOifaV3E
the like pasta vids the most

and meats

I watch this when I'm dicking around at work. It's almost pornography. No annoying voice to get in the way.

>>8828358
Me and my squad used to be at this burger place. We went there to drink beer tho mostly. But since our favoritt chef and waiter who we became friends with stoped working there we dont really go there anymore. Plus they removed our favoritt beer. But still hella cool place. Everyrime we went in the door they would start pouring the beer for us and everything

>>8828377
>Squad
>>>/Reddit/

>>8828358
being a regular at places fucking rocks.

at my old job, most of my department would go out for lunch every monday. there was a little pizza/wings place with amazing food, but it took a while to cook. after a couple of trips there, they got into the habit of bringing our checks out when the food was served and would always offer to give us drinks to-go.

more recently, a buffalo wild wings opened here and was the only wings place we had nearby at the time. my dad loved going every tuesday evening. since they were brand new they made a big deal out of customer service and we would always ask for our favorite waitstaff, and one of them would put our drink orders in the moment she saw us walk through the door. all the good waitstaff is gone now and their service is mediocre, but it was cool while it lasted.

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chippies

>>8828370
How grand!

>>8828383
:3

>>8828214
Paul Prudhomme? Hell yes, he was a good chef. I have both his "Louisiana Cookbook", and his "At Home" cookbook.

This could turn into an philosophical, existential thing. What exactly is it that makes a good chef? His stars? The number of hungry yaps he stuffed? The sold copies of his books? His unique recipes? His audience ratings? What?

>>8828267
What do you think defines a good chef?

>>8828121

just roast them with salt and pepper and make some dipping sauce on the side

Buttermilk marinade and deep fry.

>>8828121
1. Grill chicken in pan, dont overcrowd, add spices if u want, cook 2/3s the way there
2. Get your favorite beer and deglaze pan after taking chicken out
3. Reduce it a bit and then add some garlic and potato starch
4. Put back chicken and fully cook it

Or make fried chicken w/e

i really hope you enjoyed it :)

>>8828065
Looks decent. I'd make three changes: get more color on your meat, cut your onion smaller, and hold back on the water (or thicken it).

Also, prepare for anti-bean hate.

>>8828067
Its turkey and its pretty good actually

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>>8828049
This, hands down.

Do not confuse the newly available pre-prepared Colman's with this. The pre-prepared stuff contains a lot of extra additives. You want the powder, reconstituted with water, vinegar, or wine as best suited for the dish you're eating it with.

>>8828218
This. But:
>>8828098
Is probably more versatile, truth be told, though I've only ever used the pre-mustarded variety.

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Reposting the submissions from last thread

>1
Spice jar garlic roll.

Garlic Shrimp & Duck Liver Lap Ceung Sausage Cabbage Cups, Garlic Confit Marinated Grilled Scallions, Roasted Garlic Parmesan Crisps.

Walkthrough here: >>8765766

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Ginger Pork Stirfry. Ingredients were pork, ginger, garlic, carrots, broccoli, soy sauce, olive oil (was out of vegetable), salt, sesame oil, and hoisin sauce. - Face on a String

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>>8827725
cont.

>>8827725
>no challenge thread
Did you hide it? I usually hide those cancer threads as soon as they pop up.

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>>8827725
here's some lemon cheesecake cookies from a few months back while I'm digging through the camera.

>>8827664

Nope. I hate starbucks and everything it stands for.

No, I don't support liberal numale organizations. This is why I only buy from places like Dunkin Donuts and Chik-Fil_A. Nice traditional Christian owned franchises

>>8827677
What about hooters?
Their pretty liberal.

>>8827526
if you don't fold it, I'll kill you

I don't know too much about her but her cooking seems decent

she needs to relax on the plastic surgery tho

She got famous from stealing people's recipes for her blog and her show in general is fake as fuck. Her husband is like an old money millionaire or some shit so the down home farm stuff is as inauthentic as it gets.

Let's not even start with her white trash cuisine.

>>8827480
/ck/ hates her because there's nothing new, interesting about any of her recipes or her shtick, as to why other people hate her it's more or less a variation of >>8827499.

I know someone from Osage Count, OK and they said everyone hates her because she basically lives in a bubble. She thinks "normal country livin" is owning 400,000 acres of property with a half dozen houses on it (including one specifically for filming) and hiring your own private teachers to home school your children. Apparently she hardly ever leaves the ranch since there's a team of people working taking care of her every day.

>>8827398
DO NOT MAKE IT

My grandmother used to make me drink it when I was a wee lad living in Russia. I vividly remember vomiting several times. Stay away.

>>8827853
Did she use distilled water to brew the tea?

I heard batch can be fucked up if the water has contaminants.

No one should ever drink kombucha, store bought or home made. It all tastes like putrid piss that's been sitting under the sun for a week. Looks like it too.