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what the F*CK i hate teeth now?!?

yeah that's why i never brush and eat things that damage my teeth
that's show those fuckers

>>8844995
>i legitimately feel teeth are holding us back
you're not wrong, however we have no good alternatives, dentures are shit and implants run close to 6000 dollaroos for full top or bottom.

I know people who treat their teeth like shit and have great teeth and others that are meticulous with their teeth and have gum disease, I am not sure that there is a rhyme or reason it appears to be mainly a matter of luck.

i don't mind this.

put it on a sandwich with bunch of condiments. the dry chicken soaks them up.

>>8844926
or make an extra-saucy chicken parmesan.

>>8844915
too much salt
nothing you can do about it.

>>8844835
huh...interesting

>>8844837
That's why you don't slaughter egg laying hens he just lost 4 eggs.

>>8844835
Yeah, I'd fuck that.

Shallots are good for vinaigrettes, lighter sauces, and Asian recipes. I wouldn't use them in guacamole or salsa or French onion soup (as a replacement for onions; they're pretty good alongside them though). I don't use them raw on burgers, and I don't use them instead of onion in most of my soups or stews. They aren't a good replacement for leeks or scallions.

The only people who use shallots as a replacement for onions -- rather than as, you know, shallots -- are people who hate onions. And you're not one of THOSE fags, are you?

>>8844817
Can't unless needing the specific flavor of special onions, like the sweet Vidalia...

>>8844817
Sorry OP she's lying to you...
The bigger ones ARE better.

>>8844701
For me it's "For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich."

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>>8844733

Coffee. Extra Hot. Throw it on my face. I hate this place.

Cyanide sushi.

MY BITCH CAME WIT A BITCH
MY WHIP CAME WIT A WHIP
I'M ON SOME OTHA SHIT
Crab you faggot.

>>8844586
that's pizza, OP.

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>>8844549
>First you pick your bread (cookie)

but what if i want bread

>>8844638
Hmm. I've been ruminating on it some and yes, we will have bread. I want 6" and 12" subs, but cookies will be available for all the cookie kooks out there.

I don't want to serve just deserts, but a meal. When you plop down your bad boy on a table I want you to be in an ice cream coma when you're done. The bread will allow for the desired size and weight of the Subs.

I think we're onto something here, my friend.

>>8844549
this is already a thing in several cities do you bother using google before you post

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i go heavy on the paprika.

your stroganoff should be red.

>>8844510
Honestly I think it's better using sausage instead of beef.

>>8844530
This guy is right, it should be reddish.

Chop in a green bell pepper too, does a lot for the taste.

>>8844510
it's a shit dish

would ya kill a man?

>>8844424
I would stalk you op.

>>8844432
funny thing i actually killed a man once and got a klondike bar in return

No but eating food with a lot of oil will. Much like the mechanisms of an engine the human body has a lot of moving parts. Keep them lubed up and in tip top shape with oily foods. Helps the blood flow smoothly.

No

>>8844076
Neither will this

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>>8844076
>>8844081

what do you recommend

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>>8844030

>>8844030
why did you put steak on piece of toast

>>8843920
neither
peanut butter is disgusting

Smooth is more useful, but chunky has a nice texture that works well on a PB & J.

>>8843975
This

>>8843846
Deviled eggs are a party food, what makes you think you can just order that shit at a restaurant and get away with it?

>>8843846
>I tried to order off-menu and then was triggered when they told me they don't do that

>>8843853
Then why do they call me a "party of one" at restaurants?

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What about the untold millions of insects, reptiles, rodents and ground dwelling birds inadvertently murdered and displaced by your vegan diet? Your diet is far from guiltless.

I guess it's easier to think everything else smells like shit when you're sitting in it right?

>>8843841
summer is my favorite season though

Just kill niggers and chinks and suddenly there is no problem.

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>>8843702

>>8843712
But why?

>>8843722
Fucking hell that's grim