How much mayo is too much mayo on a peanut butter sandwich /ck?
Something about this just feels right.
>>8833493
That's not mayo, you trickster. It's marshmallow fluff because you're one of those weirdos that eats that shit
We had chilli for dinner and were out of shredded cheese. She did this. Should I get a divorce?
>>8833407
Looks like ketchup
post nudes of her 2bh
>>8833407
>my wife made do with what we had instead of going out and spending more money on a special trip just to get cheese, should I divorce her?
Said the biggest faggot ever.
Favourite way to eat sweet potatoes? I'm a fan of dipping it in Vanilla ice cream and jimmies desu.
Dat looks lik a dussy
>>8833188
Anally
>>8833188
I'ma stick my face innit an *slurpslurpslurp*
What are some good cooking or food related documentaries?
Entertaining and 100% factual.
I caught this on netflix on a whim and absolutely loved it, if you like historical recreations of food this is a good one to watch.
Not a documentary but I thought pic related was bretty gud.
Cooking a cheesecake for a competition in college but can't put gelatin in it because of all the muzzos in the class.
What's a good way of making sure this thing doesnt melt in my bag during the day? Its got a lot of white chocolate which holds it together alright but i'd like some extra protection.
>>8832745
put it in something cold
gelatin is also a liquid at room temperature, fyi
>>8832745
>can't put gelatin in it because of all the muzzos
Just don't tell them. This isn't like an allergy, it's fucking hocus pocus
>>8832745
agar agaras
but if it's because of the muzzos you should add some extra gelatine and bacongrease as an extra
>he doesn't want to go keto because of giving up desserts
>doesn't know about clotted cream
You have literally no excuse. You can easily make tasty desserts with zero sugar.
cream has sugar in it
I'm in ketosis at this very moment. Feeling awesome, senpai.
>>8832641
You can't talk sense to fitfags, anon
>"I'm so poor I only have $5 a day for food"
>"I'm fat because the only way to get two full meals a day at $5 is McDonald's"
I don't get it.
If you can get an excess of calories for $5, then spend less and get less calories and lose fucking weight. $5 = 2000 calories, $2 = 800 calories. And you have $3 leftover for the whole day. Every three days you can have a salad. Go you!
Poor people have no excuse for being fat.
wow you're so smart
When you're poor, though, it's tough to really make super rational decisions. I mean, if you're poor and struggling, you want SOME good things in your life, and many people will look to tasty, filling food. It can seem daunting, when most healthy food like fresh produce and meats seem way more expensive than fast food or microwavable food.
I know that sounds like an excuse, but I feel like it's just reality. When you're poor and you life sucks, you're not going to want to eat boring ass salad.
>>8830030
In reality, US food stamp programs now give single people with disabilities 64.5 cents per day for food.
And 1000 calories costs $6-7 if you buy piss poor people's chemical slur.
You have points but you gotta ask the poor americans first. I don't have kids. I'm single. I can't work. I eat a total of $240 a year in food, the amount you spend in one week.
You have to level with us. Obama cut people by 90% in an obvious ploy to starve and kill americans. It's working.
Is it a meme?
>>8826246
Yep.
/thread
>>8826246
meme or not I lost ~80 lb on it without much effort. It just makes you not very hungry which is great for a binge eater like me.
>>8826258
teach me, master
I hate that bitch so much that I hate to even talk about her, about how great she is.
She is deceptive dark cunt that is trying to sneak into my life,especially in the morning.
Do you have relationship with her, do you *do* her every day?
Do you take her in your mouth. If you do do you get exited swallowing her, felling her juices flowing down your throat.
Do you like her black or do you go kinky on that 'bitch' and pour cream and sugar into her and with shivering lips you slurp her seductive moist liquid like some exotic nectar.
Coffee the bitch of all bitches, is she in control of your life, is she holding you by your balls making you to desire her every morning every freaking day.
I fucking love shitty instant coffee, and no one is going to stop me from drinking it.
>>8825565
>cool anon dude detected
actually I think that instant coffee is the latest modern sophisticated hottest way to drink coffee without spending hundreds of dollars on various stupid coffee making gadgets.
>>8825559
>just made this thread so people will give him (You)s for his omg so deep and profund wow OP
What is the best bottled water?
Costco/Kirkland Water. Can't beat that Costco quality.
>>8825197
Tap water that's been put into a bottle.
Cold
Normally I buy 2-3 to make a weekly Tex-Mex dish with, but this week I did an online order, and accidently clicked the button for half a kilo. Now I have a toilet's worth of hot peppers and need ideas what to do with them. Bonus points for vegetarian dishes because I only have enough ground beef and chicken breast for one meal each.
Additional information: I have no idea what type they are because I live in a developing world country where people are too retarded to care about the food they're buying so they're just labelled "hot peppers". But if it helps, they're dark green, very long and are roughly the shape of anaheim or korean.
Sorry OP, I couldn't imagine any recipe with those
Just way too spicy
One of these Bull's Horn Chillis? You can cut the top off them, and deseed them. Treat as capsicum/bell pepper - stuff them with rice and softened onions, maybe dried mushroom. Otherwise use them as you would bell peppers.
Use some to make your own salsas and pickle some with carrot slices.
>>8837690
Chick-Fil-A™ Has a really good honey mustard dipping sauce, if you like honey mustard.
>>8837690
Domino's Mango Habanero
>>8837690
Ketchup.
How close are these to the real deal? I've never had real White Castle because there aren't any here but I've been buying pic related for like 10 years because I love those little shits when I'm drunk. Are they even close or is fresh White Castle like some kind of magical cheeseburger journey? Because these frozen burgs are a-ok for me.
Discuss White Castle
>>8837394
How do they make your shits smaller?
>>8837394
>100% beef
How did they make the cheese and bun from beef?
>>8837394
If you steam them, they're kind of close, just missing a pickle. Honestly, that's the way to go if you don't have any near you.
If you're in the south and you have Krystal nearby, it's basically the same thing (just Krystal has mustard usually)
You did eat some """special""" brownies today, right /ck/ haha ;)
>>8837097
Nah, I went to work
>>8837097
Great thread
>>8837109
Thanks bro ahah ;)))
Rate my dish.
Be nice, it's my first time cooking
>>8837005
Looks weird.what have you done there?
>>8837005
copypasta
>>8837019
I marinated my chicken breast with some Nyquil