>"and will you have any sugars in your coffee sir?"

Hourly

>>8838143
>Hourly riminder that gaymericans are obese and retarted

you really need too finish you're sententses properly

>>8838152

Hourly

>>8838153
not an argument

>>8838153
again your have my pity for you're broken keyboard

>>8838152
>>8838157
I'm crying.

>>8838142
Butter doesn't come in sticks in Europe, that's why he was confused.

>>8838142
So Americans really do this?

>>8838157
>again your have my pity for you're broken keyboard
better than having a working keyboard and not being able to type properly

>>8838142
>falling for the keto meme

As a magyar, I feel that this shitposting with americans being fat and gay is getting out of control.

>be American
>jam my jaw with Jube Jube's
>Stuff my speech hole with sweet tarts
>Cram my craw with cookies
>Mangle my mouth with muffins
>Pound my puss with pop-tarts
>Crowd my cheeks with cupcakes
>Load my lips with licorice
>tantalize my tongue with Twinkies
>gorge my gullet with gummy bears
>besiege my belly with brownies
>squeeze my stomach with sugar

>>8838142
>posted from my iPhone, created by an american company, on an American website, while thinking about how much I don't care about Americans

do americans really do this?

>>8838277

>Squeeze my stomach with sugar

That's no an inside action, it's an outside action y fukin flid get t fuk

>>8838318
No hablo anglais senor

>>8838142
mongol american lol

(meanwhile it's godly for treating tonsillitis)

>>8838252
But we still need to go further.

>>8838142
I know a Dutch guy who did this all the time.

>>8838188
Yeah

>>8838142
but how do they know how big the stick should be? do they measure in inches, cups, or pounds?

>>8838587
sticks of butter are measured in tablespoons

>>8838577
Did he die?

>>8838157
Hourly

>>8838252
As an Australian, I feel as if there is literally nothing that cannot be improved by smoked paprika, Am I right?

Talking about coffee and milk products, is it true that colombians put cheese on their coffee?

>>8838188
My brother had some sort of 'diet' at some point that involved replacing breakfast with putting a copious amount of butter into his coffee. We are American, I have no fucking idea if this is a real thing or if he just had an aneurysm one day.

>>8838312
Hourly.

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>"and will you have any sugars in your coffee sir?"
>"yeah just go ahead and put an egg in it"
>"an what sir?"
>"you heard me you goddamn capitalist pigdog. i'm an VIETNAMESE and as an VIETNAMESE i have an egg in my coffee"

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>>8838943
Nice try, Cletus.

>>8838764
Keto bruh

>>8838972
There is not a single sexy ass in this pic. wtf

I have butter in my coffee before my Saturday morning workout. Is gud

>>8839067
8 flats and a fat (which is still flat)

>be American
>literally never think about other countries and what their opinions are
>became okay with land grabs and imperialistic military occupation a long time ago because it benefits my quality of life
>go back to watching Shark Tank and cruising Amazon

>>8839067
Of course that's the first thing you notice. I myself am attracted to their personalities

>>8838142
DESU butter tea is actually very good
If Americans made an effort to make it properly it would taste nice
Just dumping a stick of butter in you coffee makes it taste bad

Also has anyone had Vietnamese coffee? They make it with egg instead of butter

>>8839172
Also I don't srink coffee but I do make butter tea at home often and I love it
It's very good for you and nice after a workout

This is a thing?

>>8839180
I've never heard of it going to try it tomorrow morning