Rate my dog
10/10 xD
>>2453570
I have a pug too 10/10. Make sure to wash his little face every day.
three stars
Where can I get one in southern California?
bait thread don't reply
In LA some shop call exotic pets inc
They are illegal in CA.
Just getting into the saltwater aquarium hobby, so I figured I'd go through my set up with you guys so you can give me some advice along the way.
Pic related is all my equipment and a 10 gallon tank
>>2451293
Washing out what I'm gonna mix my water in, next is washing out the tank itself
> 10 gallon
More like "10 Gaylon"
What are you planning to keep in such a small tank?
>Live in apartment.
>Heard last year my landlord sprayed one side of the building for roaches.
>Roaches start trickling into my side of the building.
>One day see this smug fucker crawling on my TV.
>Kill his dumbass
>Start seeing more and more roaches sneaking into my house
>Don't know where the fuck their coming from but looks like they set up shop.
>Today just playing the vidya
>Roach runs up side of table leg as usual, try to ignore it.
>The fuckers always look me in the eye like they're talking shit and then run back down the table
>This time for some stupid reason I decide to point a flashlight at it
>It runs under the table leg
>"Wait why the fuck is there space under my table leg!?"
>Point flashlight at the leg.
>More than 10 roach heads are sticking out, hiding under my table
>Gas their nest
I have never been more satisfied.
Fuck roaches.
I had ants set up shop in my apartment
>walking around barefoot
>feel a bite
>for a few days I kept seeing a few ants here and there
>leave a snack on a paper towel on the carpet
>come back after like an hour
>there's a little line of ants running through the whole room
>it leads to a tiny hole in my wall
>spray ant poison into it and plug it up
I never saw another ant in my apartment. Fucking dicks
>family runs rental mobile home business for 'hispanic immigrants'
>usually they're okay, just a little dirty because they don't clean up well
>one family is a fucking mess, fatass mom drawing benefits, alcoholic dad, 3 or 4 young kids
>they don't clean at all, when they finally leave the house is disgusting
>tiny ass roaches everywhere, in the walls, ceilings, under the floors, everywhere
>worst infestation I have seen, I'm talking you would have to measure them by square inch
>bug bomb the hell out of it, spend weeks tearing up floors and walls to replace them
It was so bad the fumes from the roach crap actually made their kids sick. We were so glad when they finally fucked off.
>catch em live in glass jar upside down on counter
>tilt jar ightly & take a Bic lighter and empty some gas into it
>strike lighter near jar
>brief poof of flame
>roach freaks out
>dies after a couple of times
So satisfying.
The german roaches that occassionally make their appearance in my apartment, seem to survive a good 14 days when stuck on a sticky trap. Sometimes i'll throw it out in the sun for half an hour or so to make their lives miserable.
Anyone else sick of these fucks?
what tge fuck is their problem??????
They hardly ever bite me. Does this mean my blood doesn't taste good?
Tiger mosquitos are worse. They look like gnats so you can't really tell they're trying to get you until you get itchy. The bites itch like hell and get scary looking when you scratch. But it feels SO good when you scratch.
How do you autists deal with it when people stop and talk to you when you're walking your dog?
I knew I would be stopped occasionally and asked to pet my dog but people are petting my dog without permission and trying to start conversations with me when I just want to walk my dog.
Why are people like this
Tell them your dog bites. I tried 'this one doesn't like strangers' walking the one dog I know is just uncomfortable with people running up to her but nah they were like 'oh it's fine dogs love me'. Now if the bite thing doesn't work I just repeat it or something similar and go on with my walk or tell them to fuck off.
If I'm walking both dogs I'll let people pet the one who is more than happy to see them or other dogs. They go for the white fluffy one first but so far telling them she bites/doesn't like strangers has made hem back off or just pay attention to scary black dog.
Alternatively, walk your dog more in the evening or at night when other dog walkers are doing the same thing to avoid people.
My dog has never bitten anyone but I don't want to push it and not be responsible for some dumbass potentially getting bit so sometimes you just have to be an asshole about it or you'll get trapped in a pushy conversation how you should breed their dogs with theirs even though you have said multiple times they are spayed and are old ladies at this point anyway until they leave on their own accord.
>>2454930
I used to own a showdog and everyone who saw her tried to get their filthy hands on her every single time.
Eventually I found out that if you start acting creepy people will try to avoid you, regardless of what you are walking with.
Try the following:
>You want to pet me too?
>I like it when you touch him like that
>Hey, want to hear about my card collection?
>Can I get your number? (Immediately after first contact)
>Wait! He might hump you if you get closer!
>Do you smell that? I think I just stepped on shit
>You look so hot like that
>Are you ovulating? I think he can smell that
Just use those and nobody will ever talk to you again, guaranteed.
>>2454950
I just put a sign on my dogs vest that says "I bite" in bright red.
Sup /an/, need some advice. My wife and I finally got our own apartment after living with her parents for a year due to severe financial hardship. Our finances are now in order and our debt is gone, and I really miss having a pet. We had a cat in our previous apartment but had to give him up when we lost it.
We've got a 500 sqft studio. A cat is out of the question since there is nowhere we could put a box without it stinking up the entire apartment. A dog is also probably unrealistic because both of us work full time. I'm interested in birds but my understanding is its not healthy for them to be alone for long periods of time (i.e. while we're working).
Any suggestions? Also, "I don't think you guys can/should have a pet in that situation" is a perfectly acceptable suggestion.
Pic unrelated.
I don't think you guys can/should have a pet in that situation
get a pair of chinchillas or something
>>2454447
you don't need a pet, you need a houseplant. start a windowsill garden. little tomatoes, herbs, etc.
ITT: we try to form a list of the most difficult dog breeds to own.
Difficulty will be based on the following criteria:
Trainability
Mentality
Canine Good Citizenship
Upkeep (difficulty to care for)
Feel free to add more categories as you see fit.
pic very unrelated
I nominate Canaans for their difficult mentality.
care to elaborate anon?
Ever owned one? share your experiences.
I've never owned a Husky but I hear they are notorious too.
So this just came out of my cats ass
it's toxoplasmosis
what the fuck is that
>>2453106
Is it alive or what?
What are these? They're in Thailand.
Apparently they are used as food.
Appears to be a woven bamboo mat
>>2453010
chupacabras
>>2453010
seriously?
They're rabbits
Good eating, I cooked one today
why having kots is so popular in russia? is it because people do not leave home because they have no money to go to cinema or to shopping and they sit in their commieblocks and need nice and pleasant things besides vodka?
>>2453006
Because it's cold, wet, windy and dirty here 9 months out of 12, and a kot has warmth and sun inside.
>>2453007
my kot has no sun inside, he does not shine in dark
>>2453007
Pls tell about livings in russia
itt things that trigger us
i start
>animals do not have consciousness
>humans are not animals
>saying that a salamander is a reptile
>asking whether a gecko is poisonous
>>2451896
I do believe that some animals posses a certain level of consciousness
Humans are animals, just like other apes are
>>2451896
>evolution is just a theory
These are some of the dumbest animals on the planet
These ugly, stupid pieces of shit need to go
I hate these things so much
Fuck you fight me
look how fucking ugly these things are, seriously
why would anyone care about these things going extinct?
but tapir are cute and have silly name
Alright fuckers, long story short i need help getting passed a guard dog. Hes trained and barks everytime i walk by, i need to befriend him so he doesn't attack me, how do i do this?
Give food every day , be confident, don't excrete fear smells.
>>2451578
Thats it? And hownlong until they get comfortable enough to pet and be around
>>2451551
Buy some stew beef cubes
Can we have a crab thread?
I fucking love coconut crabs. I wish I lived somewhere more tropical so I could see them in person more often.
If I wanted a pet crab that wasn't a hermit crab, would that be viable? What types of crabs should I consider?
>>2450549
Crabs of the genus Geosesarma are interesting because they are heavily terrestrial and only need shallow dishes to bathe in. In recent years there's been a lot of imports of newly discovered dwarf species that are about an inch and have all kinds of nice colors.
>>2450553
Looked them up just now. Vampire crab is a cool nickname.
I'm a complete beginner when it comes to keeping pets in tanks. I've never done it before, but crabs inspire me to want to give it a go. All the specifications for their tank/environment seem intimidating, but I'd love to keep them.
>>2450580
Just make sure to prepare well and find a seller that can clearly tell you the scientific name of the species. Vampire crabs are a good example for that. A lot of pet stores attach that name to a wide variety of species that have vastly different requirements.