Alright fuckers, long story short i need help getting passed

Give food every day , be confident, don't excrete fear smells.

>>2451578
Thats it? And hownlong until they get comfortable enough to pet and be around

>>2451551
Buy some stew beef cubes

>>2451583
Maybe months. Persistence is key. may want to make a certain whistle or sound so in the dark they will know it's you. Alternatively, lace a hot dog with antifreeze

Guard dogs are good deterrents but not good at actually keeping your shit safe.

What abkut like a quarter of a xanax bar or will that kill them?

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Kill it or make it your friend. Both involve beef.

I mean i love animals and not trying to kill it, i will if i absolutely have to but i just want maybe an hour or more without it trying to make me its bitch

Is it fenced in? Just keep walking and don't be a bitch
Is there no fence? Then don't be a bitch and chew the owner out

>>2451551
Stop trying to break in houses, Tyrone

>>2451618
Its fenced in and trying to get into the house... im not trying to steal anything fuckfaces

>>2451551
Try your best not to be black or hispanic

>>2451662
Shit... i look like a gang banger, you think he can smell the illegal on me?

>>2451633

I want the long version of this story, then. What possible circumstances are you in?

>>2451665
Well, i live in so-cal and skate backyard pools. Theres a house that was sold in an auction and the house is under construction and waiting for the pool to be drained. The house owner femced the place and put a german shepard gurad dog that guards the front, back and inside of the house. I want to get to the backyard without killing the dog. Befriend the dog, drug him or open a hile and hope he runs away etc.

>>2451676
You realize the owner probably put the dog there specifically to keep trespassers like you out? Either get legit permission or go to a skate park, you degenerate.

>>2451688
And? Im asking for the dog problem not a life lesson faggot.

step 1: feed him large portions of delicious high quality meat every day for at least a couple weeks
step 2: when he gets friendly enough that he doesn't try to bite your hand when you stick it through the fence, dress up like a pretty female dog, lay down and let him sniff you, and either let him mount you or suck him off
step 3: keep sucking his dick to keep him distracted while your skater friends do gnarly kickflips in the pool

>>2451692
Is that before or after i stick the pieces of ham in my ass?

>>2451691
>waaaaaaah why can't I trespass on private property
>waaaaaaah why can't I just drug an animal
You need to be 18 to post here

>>2451695
Im asking for animal advice not for pics of you in your moms panties

>>2451696
And instead you learned a lesson about how much of an idiot you are, aren't you lucky
Fuck off kid

>>2451698
For what?
>OMG IM GONNA TOTALLY STOP CAUSE CAUSE SOME FUCKTARD THAT JERKS OFF IN HIS MOMS BASEMENT TOOD ME TOO
You stupid fuck, go eat a fat sack of baby dicks

>>2451701
>being this upset people are telling you not to harm animals are break the law
Be honest, you're in middle school right

>>2451702
4th grade

>>2451551

>Filthy, stinking, thieving nigger detected.

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>>2451551
>that one school that waits longer than the rest to call the crotch droppings back

>>2451676
>skateboarding

You realize this website is 18+ right?

It depends on if it's a real trained guard dog or just a dog that barks at strangers. One will run away from you and then slowly approach you if you hop the fence, and one will maul you

ITT: Kid is upset that he's being prevented from trespassing on private property.

>>2451863
This.
The only way to tell is if op hops the fence and is attacked or not.
Good luck op

>>2451594
good aryan pupper

Wish California had decent laws where someone could shoot you for trespassing.

And skaters wonder why they have such a bad rep...

Skaters are the black people of non-vehicle transportation.

>>2451974
Hop the fence OP, if you're not a pussy. What are the odds it's trained anyway? The shep is probably just the family dog they put there to scare off dumb asses. It's friendly. Why would they pay like 5 grand to get a GSD specifically trained as a guard dog when they can just put their friendly, but loud dog in the yard and achieve the same thing?

>>2451633
>im not trying to steal anything fuckfaces

You're using that property without permission, which is effectively theft of a service.

That having been said, it's going to be REALLY difficult and take some effort on your part, but the next thing to do in this situation would be to [spoiler]try your best to stop being a peice of shit. [/spoiler]

Guard dogs are often leased; if it's one of those it won't take food.
>waiting to be drained.
Idiot.

>>2451594
>>2451594
good aryan pupper

>>2451633
if you don't try to steal someting then you probably want to rape so or even worse, fuck off nignag

Give it back jamal

>>2451691
Step 1: stop being a selfish retard
Step 2: grow up

>>2451594
good aryan pupper

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You stop being a beta.