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>>18551267
I wouldn't hit him first because of assault charges and stuff. Instead you should bait him into attacking you, then destroy him and say you were acting in self-defence. Plus don't pay him the money you owe.

>>18551297
This kid is a bitch hell sit there and treat people like shit but he will never ever ever swing in a fight he's so fuckijg weird he acts like the biggest pussy I've seen plus he's the biggest ass hole

>>18551267
Maybe he's an ass to you because you owe him money

agreed

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>>18551286
nice samefagging retard
anyone who watches those videos is a lost cause and will never get laid

>>18551333
He probably is a samefag but FYI it will always say 1 poster no matter who replies first

The OP post does not count in the number of posters

Dude. Are you retarded ? Don't you have a brain ?? Literally nothing is mandatory in the universe! You create your own values. If you want a gf then go find some girl. If you don't want to have any social media then why should you ? If you want to kys then go find the nearest bridge. Life is simple, stop overthinking it.

Also, you're not socially awkward. You're retarded.

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>>18551249
I think its a bit 'off' if you didn't

social media is an evolving platform. oftentimes people can jump to conclusions why you dont have one.

sorta how the cookie crumbles unfortunarely

>>18551945
this is the unfortunate truth. and using social media makes me feel so self absorbed its just awful. le sigh amirite

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>>18551208
good luck

I would assume it's the same as literally every other guy in existence checking out a hot woman even though he has a gf. Or a woman checking out a hot guy even though she has a bf.

We all do it, a glance at a good looking person isn't a big deal. It's not cheating anymore than thinking X actress/actor is super attractive. It crosses a line if your thoughts become more along the lines of
"Ah man I wish I was dating that hot piece of ass instead" (or, hot piece of foot I guess)

Anyway, yes you should probably bring up your fetish eventually. I bet she has some of her own she wouldn't mind trying.
Footfags are some of the most tame fetishes in the world, so you really aren't risking much in telling her. I guarantee you the absolute worst that will happen is she says "eh not my thing" and doesn't want to even humor your fetish. If she's a good gf though, she'd at least give it a shot and if she really feels uncomfortable with it say at least she tried.

I mean come on dude, I dated a dude who admitted he gets his rocks off to imagining girls drowning and dying in quicksand and he was able to tell me about that with confidence I wouldn't run screaming. And I didn't, because we had been dating for long enough and I understood it's a fantasy. I've got a rape fantasy myself, but I would obviously hate actually being raped.
Your fetish is nothing man, when the time is right, just open up about it.

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>>18551231
>I dated a dude who admitted he gets his rocks off to imagining girls drowning and dying in quicksand and he was able to tell me about that with confidence I wouldn't run screaming. And I didn't, because we had been dating for long enough and I understood it's a fantasy

Hello, wow, how long do you think will be enough for a girl to understand my attraction to a certain slightly underaged girl? how long were you in this relationship?

>>18551187
OP read your own post again.
Would you want to hang out with depressed you, or the one with cool hobbies? Well the same thing goes with chicks

>>18551205
I understand that, but I just mean how paradoxical it all is. When you want to attract someone for support and stuff people are put off by our neediness, and when you are content and self reliant people are attracted to you but you don't want them because you're content and self reliant.

>>18551187
Because you're giving the impression of being at rest in yourself, which again means high self reliance/self esteem. This kind of personality have the same effect on most people that shit has on flies.

>>18551088
You probably thought of yourself as more mature than you were during high school and the feeling carried over through college. The problem isn't that you don't feel grown up, it's that you were too aloof to let yourself feel like a kid.

What is the problem with feeling like a child.

Havin 22yo friends that act like they have seen it all and behave like they are 40. Wtf

Whats the point of acting all grown up and stuff and hang yourself later cuz you are depressed because your life is boring and shit.

The only thing is, to act properly enough infront of your boss if it needs to be, or some qt you might wanna get around.

As long as you dont sit with 29 around the park all day and ride on your skateboard without a job you are good to go

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>>18551088
Time to pretend. Almost everybody's fake and gathers their own 'truths' to make their insignificant lives more meaningful. They'll stick to that 'till the day they die. Don't even try to convince them otherwise, they'll hate you for it.

pls

>>18551068
depends, do you know a lot of people? If so, get it. If not, dont get it.

>>18551091
Can you also tell me why?

Shes known the dog longer than she knows you, son of course she cares about him more than you. If you're uncomfortable, just say you don't want him on the bed when youre there or something.

>>18550997

Unless she's bringing the dog into the bed when you guys are fucking, that's all pretty normal. Maybe you're the fuckin weirdo for not liking dogs?

>>18551002
My sister was mauled to death by a Rottweiler

Have you not got a supervisor who has read over it...?

Absolutely be confident. Even if you feel that your work is shit, don't show a trace of doubt. Odds are that it's actually good and you're just nervous. Even if it isn't that good, you can still convince everyone that it is if you act confident enough. People tend to believe you if you seem sure of what you're saying, even if they're academics. I can't count the number of times I have passed various exams through sheer audacity alone. You'll be fine. Good luck.

>>18550915
That would be my promotor, but he's pretty laid back and I'm a procrastinator so we never got around to that. It's too late now anyway, it's due in 10 days.

>>18550918
That's true. I'm just worried. Usually I know when something's good and I know when something's shit. Right now I have no idea what to think, which drives me crazy.

>>18550894
Try mensa.org .. the country site here has an IQ test, not sure about the international one, but worth a shot

>>18550894
An iq test isn't going to measure every part of your intelligence, and the parts it will can be wrong. An iq test isn't a substitute for knowing your true potential. Only a healthy sense of sense of personal achivement, unaffected by other people's accomplishments with show how truly smart, and in turn, valuable you are.

Basically, just because other people do better or worse doesn't mean you aren't already perfect. Also, an iq test can't truly show exactly how "smart" you. Now I have to go show humanity all they really care about is eachother. Good luck on your travels, and I hope you see this.

>>18550904
Which country's side?

Set some traps or something that notify you if someone is in your house

>>18550864
^ what he said

>>18550864
This man is right OP. It's time to go home alone on these bitches

>>18550765
>disregard ex
>be happy with current girl
>???
>profit

make her your cum dumpster

>>18550768
this

>>18550720
*but I know I'll feel free if I break up with her. Sorry for the typos, I'm having a massive panic attack

Just fucking end it, you pussy. As a fuck dating a fat, formerly suicidal woman, just get out while you can

>>18550720
I really think you shouldn't be seeing her anymore. Not only you get her into more trouble, but it will emotionally fuck you up too. Her parents already don't like you and you are a a teen, there is nothing good out of this to come.

It's a phrase but keep thinking you're about to get fucked with your weeb head ass self.

>>18550717
It means they're excited to see you and you've been playing your cards right.

They stop using it because they're getting used to your presence and you aren't letting them do any of the work.

>>18550717

Nah, it's just a phrase. They're crafty but not on that level.
If a chick wants to have sex on the first date, bad enough to slip messages like that, they'd be more straightforward and probably try to rape you.

They all say it because girls share texts and copy each other's styles all the time.

>>18550629
Why do you feel the need to be a perfectionist, anon? Are you trying to hide from some deep-seated issue?

>>18550658
I definitely have a deep-seated issue

My issue is since I was a kid I have been unable to socialize or make friends, the only way I tolerated school is by telling jokes - this got me many friends but I have never had 1 close friend because I can't get deep with anyone. I had to drop out eventually because the social aspect became too difficult.

I've been trying to figure out what's wrong with me for years, but people don't give a fuck, they assume I make it up. I am getting disability $ for it and going to get a job with as little socialization as possible.

>>18550681
That is real life though, how do you do at the internet, making friends? Maybe for introverts, it's easier to make a friend over the internet.