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If I was with someone last year and we were both fucked up and we have both since changed but she told me not to contact her and to move on, is there any chance I could get back with her?
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No. Move on.
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What's the most effective way to ask random girls out?
I was thinking waving at them, telling them I find them attractive, hand over my business card and telling them to send me a text if they're interested in getting to know each other over a few drinks some time.
.... Does that make sense? Lol.
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>>18574116
Ha... No it doesn't make sense. If you are that dedicated, get photographer quality pics and go to online dating. Learn to text game and you'll have much an easier time.
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>>18574133
Lol. Went on a few online dates. Got catfished (more like ficking anglerfished) like crazy. I've learned getting up close and personal is better than any professional photographer. But thanks anyway.
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>>18574116
Don't drive it that way. Don't just go up to somebody, say "I am attracted to you," and expect them to go out with you just because of that.
The way I look at it is to compare it to being a salesperson. How well would you sell a product if you rang somebody's doorbell, said "hey, I want your money; will you please buy this thing I'm selling?" and handed them something? You didn't make a sales pitch. You didn't tell them how the product would benefit them. You've only told them what's in the transaction for YOU.
You have to give her a reason to be interested in you, not just tell her you're interested in her. You have to show her positive aspects of yourself, a little trailer of what going out with you could be like. Get into an actual conversation, make some casual observations, make her laugh, interest her, etc. This at least gives her something to make a decision on. "Hey, I like you; will you go out with me?" doesn't do that.
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Where can I meet a girl who is into cheating on me? Particularly with black dudes
serious question, not bait
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>>18574113
I honestly hope you never find a girl, you are fucking pathetic
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>>18574120
that sound pretty harsh
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>>18574113
>serious question, not bait
Sure sure
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Help, i'm a virgin and these are my real dick measurements, i didnt know it was above average. I measured it according to what it says on the site: http://www.sizemeup.info/
Is there any way i can use this to my favour before actually having sex? like, how do i brag about this or let a girl know without actually looking like a smug asshole.
Id like to hear from the girls if possible
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>>18574112
No. It's useless. Most problems for virgins is not getting it up because of nervousness. So lenght in that way is useless.
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>>18574121
but like, supposedly its a good thing to have a big dick, how do i let the girl know, like how do i use it in my favour during the courtship process
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This site is shit, I'm mostly average and it says volume wise I'm bigger than +90% of the guys
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Crazy women is my fetish...help
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I'm attracted to literal psychotic narcissistic personality disorder bitches with dad issues and more.
And I'm not just saying that I attract those kinds of women/girls and that I've had bad luck in the past... I'm saying it is my fetish. It legit turns me on to be with a crazy bitch that wants to take over my life and manipulate and so on and so on.
How cucked am I?
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>>18574036
Nah you are okay. Just wear a condom and have pepper spray ready. Have a good life OP
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>>18574042
thanks dude... i was starting to get worried.
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>>18574051
Why would you ever get worried about problems with women when you have that beautiful face of yours OP?
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How likely is it to get an STD/STI without sexual contact, but possibly just normal contact (skin to skin, etc)?
Also, this is on my elbow. does it look like a symptom of something? Kind of bumpy, flaky, reddish.
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>>18573998
>Guys can I have an STD without sex?
>Doesn't put retard warnings in tittle.
It may be an allegry.
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>>18573998
>How likely
Almost 0% chance on most STD's/STi's
Some "diseases" that are considered "sexually transmitted" are borderline though... like HPV. A lot of people get HPV without even having sex.. but I'd hardly consider it a legit disease that you should worry about. It is almost symptomless, as are many STD's/STI's.
You're buying into the paranoia created by big pharma and med industry.
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>>18574005
What about possibly open directs coming in contact with your skin? My friend told me he might have syphilis, but that was after we shook hands, hugged, normal friendly contact a few times. I guess he didn't think it could spread like that, but I read that it was possible.
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Gay co worker who wants to suck my dick.
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Help me out /adv/,
I whole hardly love women and feel as though I'm as straight as a arrow, . I've always been abit of a perv since I was real young. Lifting skirts, looking down blouses, etc. I've had a couple of girlfriend through high school and college, but lately been keeping to myself. I believe it was me, I don't know.
Anyway, I got a co-worker who finds me interesting and he's a dude. He doesn't do alot of flirting, but he likes to drop subtle hints. Weirdly I get flustered when I'm around him. He does look abit feminine, reminds me of a skinny Boy George, with a short mop top. One day, he asked me would I like some tension relief and didn't know what to say.
I know I'm not gay, but what should I do?
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>>18573987
>I-I-I'm totally straight, guys
lol
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>>18573987
Tell him you tried tension relief in adv and it didn't work so ask him how can he "help". If you are not into homos then ignore my previous statement. Tho u might be missing on a great experience.
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>>18573987
suck his dick, its not gay if your not gay
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Falsely accused of being a child molester
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Hi /adv/
I'm new on this board but I feel like this belongs here even though it isn't >tfw no gf
I have a Facebook account - barely use it but it has my real name and a pic of me. Earlier today I noticed I was getting a lot of "message requests" on Messenger - people who wanted to talk to me in the language of a neighboring country so I didn't quite understand what they were at and discarded it as spam.
However the messages kept dropping in from different random people and it didn't really feel like spam so I ran it through google translate and realized that it was mostly people threatening and attempting to doxx me.
I started talking to one of the guys that weren't threatening me and spoke English, and it turns out that there is some kind of big(tens of thousands of members) crimefighting/missing people/etc Facebook group in that country and one woman had posted a post about being repeatedly molested as a child, the pedo supposedly being me. Now the thing is I don't know that woman, was 8-9 years old when she says it occurred and I've only been to that neighboring country once or twice in my life.
Now I'm seeing screenshots of them digging though the place I work, friends and other stuff - I'm getting kind of scared...
What do I do
(pic unrelated as I don't want to post screenshots for obvious reasons, but I feel like the guy in that movie)
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Prob some eastern euro bungholes who scare people into giving them blackmail money. Over nothing. The group is probably their elaborate creation and they use it as weight behind their accusations.
Tell them to fuck off and that you will kill them if they fuck with you.
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>>18573915
Yeah, the woman who made the post seems a bit... unstable but nevertheless I don't feel like just ignoring it, what if they start contacting my colleagues and friends?
I'm contemplating going to the police with screenshots but as it is in a different country I'm guessing it will be discarded at once
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>>18573940
still worth a shot. I'd go to the police preemptively to nip this shit in the bud.
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Srsly tho, how do you get a gf? Anyone have a breakdown?
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pic unrelated btw
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if you are lovable you can be loved
right?
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>>18573955
Damn man slow down with the roasts fuck
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What are some things that would make a woman not worth committing to even if the guys always seem into her?All guys want to settle down with good girls and a lot of them are only good at pretending to be good. What if it's a girl that has bad girl tendencies, but she's good at heart? Also, how can you believe one is when some good girls are freaks?
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>>18573886
That Hysteric forgetfullness and glee that a lot of girls have if not controlled by a strong figure can backfire and she may cheat without even realize it. "It just happened" she'll say.
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>>18573901
I get that a lot of people cheat and I don't want to be a cliché and say not everyone does, but how do you convince someone you wouldn't?
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>>18573932
You find your relationship and your self-integrity more valuable than the self-validating experience of sex with another person. Oh... and if the other person is insecure there's little you can do. Going the oposite route "I will cheat on you honey. Guaranteed". Even if you don't mean it can make your SO feel better a lot of times. If you say it in a humorous way of course.
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Hello /adv/. I'm a 21 yo girl student and I'm losing myself.
I'm foggy. Barely present, always struggling to make a coherent narrative of events that happen in my life...fuck, there's no struggle. There's just emptiness and nothing much to say because I'm a worse communicator than a child.
And then there's active habits working against me.
>i.e., assuming the worst based off of a similar traumatic experience, feelsbadman.jpg
>these bad experiences relate to how I look, speak, and act--some of these were fixable, others not
>fixing one like my weight (mostly) a few months ago didn't work. My confidence plummeted--I used to feel like a 4/10 before. Now? A 1/10 leper
>"as long as a girl is /fit/ or at least twenty pounds away, guys will go for literally anything--even sad ugly crows like me" is how I rationalize the attention I have gotten since the weight loss
>don't really have anyone aside from my kind childhood friend
>can't make friends
My lack of good memories altogether often brings me down. The world itself seems hostile and lifeless. I don't have any lifeboat to cling onto. I'm alone.
And I swear I used to be a person, however awkward I was. Had at least passable conversations and more of a confident and devious, if gentle personality. Stuff like that. This sense of losing myself has intensified since high school and isn't unlike the feeling of being suffocated to death by the palpable silence of my soul. And I don't think all of it is just depression. It's more like...this is simply who I've become. I don't know what I should do. I feel so wretched and afraid. Sometimes I feel my freest when I'm alone, locked in my room, even though it's miserable. But, when someone told me they loved me because I accidentally acted like a cool girl and did something interesting, I started to cry because it felt so nice to be enjoyed, to be accepted. It was stupid but I couldn't stop.
How the hell do I even get out of being this way? Is it even possible?
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Have you been to a doctor to discuss your concerns with memory loss?
Also, why have there been so many people posting on /adv/ about memory loss lately? Super weird.
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>>18573857
Hit me up at [email protected] if you ever need to talk to another human bean in private
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>>18573857
>Sometimes I feel my freest when I'm alone, locked in my room, even though it's miserable
Do you often find when you're in your room for an extended period, walking out seems so ugly?
There's a weird disconnect between the mirrors of online and then the front door.
>how the hell do I get out?
Majority of feeling and conversation can be akin to an orchestra. The waves of emotion you'll go through, or the void of it, is just another movement.
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the gf just broke up with me. This was my first real relationship and we were only going out for less than a year.
I was clear with her when we first met that I'm socially retarded and don't know how to talk to girls. At the time she thought it was cute that I was an awkward handsome guy, but now she thinks it's annoying and that I'm incapable of carrying a conversation. And she's right.
I'm comfortable around her, but I just have nothing to say sometimes. When I try and push something out it's usually not thought out or off topic. It makes me sound insincere idiot.
How do I stop being boring and improve my conversation skills so I can grow as a person?
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>>18573851
I'm in a similar boat than you. The best thing you could do is practicing talking to all kinds of people, not just your gf. The fact that she broke up with you is actually beside the point, it just serves as kind of a lesson.
The one thing you have on me is the will to change, so you're already much better off.
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Practice. Make an effort to talk to people in your life, co-workers or whatever, whoever's around. It'll make you better at small talk.
Also find a girl who's comfortable with not yammering on non-stop about dumb shit. A real relationship is one where you can lapse into silence without it being awkward.
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>>18573851
>bitch didnt respect your issues and try to help you
find a girl who wants to improve her partner, as all relationships should have a great deal of fixing each others weaknesses
she shouldnt take what you say for granted, the fact that she took your warning that you were awkward and like like "oh thats cute" is insulting
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So I've been talking with this girl on Snapchat for about a week now and we plan on seeing each other over some breakfast this weekend. This is the first time in my life I'll be going on an actual date (I'm 21 by the way). How the fuck do I avoid spilling my spaghetti all over the place?
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>>18573841
Have a plan. If you are anything like me, you can't dates with girls are not something that happens naturally. So you need to always be thinking of the next step while at the same time managing conversaion and sense of humor. Manage those two things at the same time, and you won't have time to even worry.
And by plan I mean advance on the girl (High five, hug, kiss) Oh, and the first move you should do is do a light, friendly hug with a cheek kiss, telling her "No time no see." That sets the tone perfectly regardless that it doesn't make any sense since you never actually seen her.
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>>18573868
* "Long time no see." I've been typing all day, I'm retard mode now. sorry
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>tfw I'm so inept with dating that I actually considered saying ''No time no see'' once I see her
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so my girl just told me that she played "never have i ever" at a party at work, where she admitted to liking being choked during sex. doesn't this just scream she wants to get fucked by a co-worker? and no, i'm not 16. this is a grown woman, which makes it an even major red flag. i'm about to jump ship on this attention seeking witch.
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>>18573823
Yeah, major red flag for a grown woman. Find you someone to be proud of.
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>girlfriend tells friends at work she wants to be choked during sex because she's afraid of telling OP directly
>instead of choking the bitch and asserting dominance OP the Great Beta-Cuck is going to dump her
You're literally retarded.
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>>18573881
Well i do anon. But i dont ger why it would be anybodys business. One thing would be her telling her girlfriends or whatever, but her being drunk and talking about what kind of sex she likes makes me think shes out there throwing hints
So I have been with my boyfriend for 2 years and I am pretty sure he is my soulmate. 2 months ago he asked me if it's ok if he watches porn and I said yes. This hurts me deeply because I know he likes cam models.
I am considering breaking up with him because of this because I can't deal.
I have tried befriending other guys but no one compares to him. He is very affectionate and doesnt want me to leave him.
I am glad that he was honest and asked, but it hurts me that he even wants to watch it.
Why does he like them and not normal porn? It bothers me that I will never know who he was watching.
So it's either I spend the rest of my life with him feeling cucked or spend the rest of my life alone. I'm suicidal he is the best thing in my life right now. What do I do?
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Porn isn't reality, even if webcams. He's probably been doing it since age 12, it doesn't phase at this point. It's almost certainly not worth the fight.
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>>18573813
>What do I do?
Well, I'd start by buying a camera
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>>18573813
It doesn't really make a difference that it's cam girls, it is cuckoldry either way if he's masterbating to regular pornography while dating you. You were wrong to lie to him and say it was okay but you should fix that now and give him an ultimatum.