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>>18600685
be as horny as you can, do all the kind of disgusting fetish you have, that will do

try sticking it in your frontbum instead of up your rear end.

>>18600685
Don't be fat. Don't smoke, do drugs or drink alcohol. Have frequent sex and orgasm when you have it.

>>18600627
why the fuck is she your gf then?

>>18600649
I like the emotional thing and the friendship . I just pretend to find her sexually attractive. In all honesty over the past year I've discovered something strange. Sometimes when I'm laying g in bed I think about girls like around 5 or 8 years old . For some reason it makes me feel funny. My heart races , I breath fast and my stomach feels funny. idk what it means.

>>18600653
Sounds like you want to stick it in a little girl.

if your serious, babies breathe with their stomach, maybe learn how to do that, it's usually used for meditation.

>>18600625
you could see a doctor, your nasal passage could be messed up and they can fix it rq

Doesn't feel good how?

Are you sure you don't have any dislocated ribs?

>>18600547
If your resume takes up a full page, say that it's complete, but doesn't include your full work history.

If it isn't jammed full at 1 page, then it's not complete.

>>18600553
how do i pad it then? include the other job? i kept it consise but i guess thats a bad idea?

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>>18600575
It's supposed to "appear" concise, like you're struggling to keep all your accomplishments and interests under a page in length.

Here's a pic of an old one of mine, with relevant identifying stuff stripped.

>>18600532
I don't know if it is poor ethics, I am aspie so people often are angry at me for my poor social skills. I of course don't explain but they should relax.

It should be legal to use others material, copyright laws are always abused. Crediting them is ideal though

>>18600532
Give credit where its due in the footnotes, and you'll be in the clear.

>>18600532
It's safer to just record your own footage Or have someone do it for you. Post channel

Sorry for grammar and/or spelling, im tired and on mobile

Sounds like it, better kys

>>18600501
You could try Valarian Root, although you should expect some weird dreams. No script required, though.

you aint perfect either so maybe stop projecting

>>18600497
I know I'm not but I always try way harder than I need to (and I feel crushed if I still "fail").

>>18600494

It's going to be a process, but realize that your perfectionism is not a positive trait if it is hindering your relationships with other people.

When you do things, or try super hard, do it for yourself. Don't compare yourself or your efforts to other people, cause you don't know how hard they are trying.

You can practice cultivating empathy by recognizing when negative thoughts come into your head, and challenging them by coming up with a counter example.

Role that shit

>>18600486
If I'm understanding you correctly, you're with a woman that you love, yet you still have photos of the other woman who didn't see you as valuable, and feel you aren't over her, meaning you are willing to throw away what you have now in order to gamble with the chick that rejected you 5 years ago? Is all that correct?

If so, you either think of yourself as worthless, or you are putting someone on a pedestal that doesn't deserve it. A chick has given you 3 years of their life, and STILL wants to be with you, yet you can't realize how awesome that is? Come on, man, the other chick is a cunt, and the chick you're with rocks.

I am not willing to throw what i have. I am tired of thinking about her

>>18600433
If you never liked this guy then it is better to be honest. Let him think you are an asshole, who cares. It would be better than making him think you give a shit for years and dicking him around. That is way worse.

On the other hand you mentioned you used to be like him. If you were good friends with this person at one point but your life improved and his has not; which caused you to no longer like him because he is an embarrassment to your new clique. Then yes, you are a legitimate asshole.

>>18600468
Alright, I'll tell him. If he finds out 10 years later that I never liked him that will probably sting harder. I just don't know what to say? I don't care if he thinks I'm an asshole, but it would hurt me to know that I may ruin his summer. Also paraphrasing and padding a polite speech that essentially translates to "I don't want you to come near me." just sounds wrong. Fuck dude, am I being a weak pussy or am I right?

I was never good friends with him. When I met him a few months ago I was friendly because I wanted to make new friends, but as I got to know him I grew to dislike him.

One of my friends who would hang around me acted like a huge asshole to repel him and I called him out for being an asshole and acted respectful to the annoying guy. I guess that means I'm not a legitimate asshole.

I've recently grown to despise the two year-long former best friend who acted mean to the annoying guy because he's become an even bigger douche to try to be "alpha" (lying to get his way, putting me down for no reason, saying his time is too important to read what I send him, etc). I was planning on just not hanging out with him without telling him why and only tell him if he asks why. I guess that's two people to cut off, but this guy I don't feel much trouble cutting off because he's an asshole.

>>18600433
What makes him annoying? Just tell him what he's doing wrong.

>>18600426
Don't be a dumb fuck, it's that easy.

>>18600473
not always, my robotic friend

>>18600426
Be upfront and honest with your current. Tell her NOW about your compulsion, try to convey it in a way she'll understand. Don't let it come across as if you just want to fuck your ex or like you are fishing for a threeway.

Hopefully, she'll understand, she can help keep you on the path, and it will strengthen your bond with her. If nothing else, its a good test of her comitment to your relationship.

At the end of the day, anon, she deserves to know the kind of person she is dating. You shouldn't be ashamed of being you, but part of that means not hiding it.

>>18600403
Move the fuck on. He's making it pretty clear that he doesn't want to get back together with you right now, so find someone that DOES want to get with you right now.

Think of the end game in this.
>just told me that we don't belong to each other.

He clearly has no intention of spending the rest of his life with you. Leave him and find someone who does.

the getting back togather will never happen, you cant be this stupid, girl

>>18600393
Are you a human, or an animal? If you're human, don't go looking for a miracle pill. Just control yourself. Stop whining that something's too hard. Just control yourself and overcome your instincts.

>>18600393
Same problem, university was one big drunk trip, now I can't sleep without drink... Trying to work out or do some work so I will be tired, but in the end I just drink few beers or booze

>>18600405
I had that problem. I just kept all my obligations, and my schedule, without taking a drink. I stayed up 4 days, working an industrial job, before my body finally gave up.

>>18600370
I think you should talk to your partner about this, anon. If you think there's a problem with your relationship, maybe you can work something out together.

>>18600370
Your only issue is that you fancy another girl. The question you need to ask yourself is whether its worth throwing away a sure thing in order to take a gamble on someone new.

And that comes down to you. Nobody can advise you on that. I might think it would make you happy to stay, and another might think it would make you miserable. Regardless, if it took you over a decade to decide you don't want to be with that person anymore, you're a fool.

>>18600374
Yeah, I suggest this. You're both close enough for this.

If you want to learn the art of Big Cum, you're going to have to become a wizard.

>>18600350
enlighten me o great one

>>18600369
When see friend rise, say to him "No. No time for cummies."
Ignore him like ignore ugly peoples.
Want test effectiveness? Use stopwatch. Bet need to Small Cum leave in less than 5 minute.
If can not Loser Cum for 5 minute, high five self, for much good was done.
It go away, this not hentai, risen friend not last eternity.
Godspeed, Yung Losercum. Become Master Big Cum, I believe in you.

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>>18600285

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Here because I'm 50% through the reviews I need to study for my final-final exam in 11 hours. Honestly anon, people like us are just highly intelligent and have an insatiable thirst for knowledge - this is a good thing. Though it can be inconvenient or uncomfortable when trying to accomplish necessary tasks such as homework. Though you must understand that it is crucial to get this preliminary education down by any means as it will be essential in the field. I hope that you still get your A's and B's as needed (in a timely manner). I'm sure you do, as far as ADD reduction try setting a timer for time to work, and then schedule breaks just like you were at your part time job. A co-worker told me "put as many hours into your craft/passion as you do here - for every 8 hours etc..." It makes sense to give yourself "breaks" too, but be strict with yourself. Perhaps try picturing yourself in the field while learning these assignments? Talk out loud at your desk chair as if there were two of your own students behind you taking notes on everything you said. I dunno, goodluck man. You'll be fine, at least you're trying.

>>18600458


>Though you must understand that it is crucial to get this preliminary education down by any means as it will be essential in the field.
Absolutely

>I hope that you still get your A's and B's as needed (in a timely manner). I'm sure you do
The sad reality is that my grade variance goes from A+ to even a C, depending on the course. My lack of [effective] study ends up rearing its head in major tests/assignments. Interestingly though, with group projects, I'm never behind. I work my ass off so as to not affect the rest of the team.

>Perhaps try picturing yourself in the field while learning these assignments? Talk out loud at your desk chair as if there were two of your own students behind you taking notes on everything you said. I dunno, goodluck man. You'll be fine, at least you're trying.

Huh, this is an interesting idea. I just mentioned above that when I perceive that other people are involved, my bad habits get overridden. Perhaps I can use this to create a new frame for the concept of professional study - where I trick myself into thinking other people are dependent on it. Not ideal, but it just may work/be a stepping stone to real progress..

Thanks for your input!