Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 2815. page

>>17951162
If you're a guy, you can't get cancer from HPV. Either way, the strains that cause warts aren't the strains that cause cervical cancer. Don't try to remove them manually, you'll end up doing more harm than good.

>>17951211
>If you're a guy, you can't get cancer from HPV
That's completely untrue. Penile and scrotal cancer can both be caused by HPV.
>Either way, the strains that cause warts aren't the strains that cause cervical cancer
That's also not true.
Where the hell are you getting your information?

Removing them doesn't mean you've gotten rid of the virus. So I'm not going to tell you how to remove them but there is an easy way to do it... Just google it you faggot. If you remove them and don't let it go away naturally, if it does, then you won't ever know if you've gotten rid of the virus and you actually could get cancer if the warts don't go away because it means your immune system sucks basically. See>>17951322

Have you talked to her about this?

>17951242
I have, twice now. She knows she sometimes does it, I don't think she understands quite how often, and she doesn't want to, but every time she says she will try to stop, I never see fruit.

>>17951161
What did you possibly to do upset her in the past that's making her treat you like this now? I.e. A few days ago were you hardcore staring at some girl in the gym or complimenting her friend in a way that was uncomfortable? Need more details and full story.

Nonetheless you don't *have* to break up, but tell her you need space for a couple days. If you're too dependent on her she may be lashing out because you're spending too much time together. Take rest days. Hangout for 3 days take a 3 day break and hangout over the weekend or whatever.

Cant really give you advice, but you very much remind me the president of our faculties student parlament. Kekd hard

>>17951140
BRB I'm gonna post this in r9k

Maybe you can't get pussy because you're creepy as fuck

>>17951138
I don't think so anon, since Satan was also an angel at one time.

>>17951154
What if you're dressed as Criss Angel?

>>17951138
Obviously yes. Who ever says no they're in the going to hell pile amen!

>>17951071
I swipe left and dont chase after girls with my mom, or step moms name. It will be super weird honestly to say I love you Sam, or like Hey paige come suck my dick, like that alone would trigger something and make me limp

If you really like her just go for it. come up with pet names.

>>17951071
I have no experience with this but can you maybe give her a nickname?

>>17951067

Stop posting this thread, Brandon. Go away.

>>17951078
Some people are outside in Disney world right now and I'm sitting in a winter shit hole with nothing to do

>>17951083

Disney World is in Orlando.

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Cats don't require much maintenance at all.

Just get a cat sitter if you travel? They just show up and feed him and clean the litterbox once a day.

Plus they're extremely cheap to take care of.

If he's really so stubborn about this considering how important this really seems to be for you and and your mental health, just go and adopt a cat without his permission.

"Traveling" seems like a bullshit excuse, if that's really the only reason then fuck him, just get a kitten. He can travel by himself. Do what makes you happy.

>>17951316
>cats are low maintenance
>cats are extremely cheap to care for
>I have never owned a cat
Why did you even bother posting?

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BOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG

Don't ask, don't tell.
Meanwhile, it's a great environment for gays because it's literally gayer than actually being gay, and even the most redneck people and gays can bond over their mutual hatred of ISIS or whatever the new flavor of the year is.
Or at least, that's the general vibe in Canada. All last year I never heard someone's sexuality seriously questioned. No one cares about what you do with dicks.

>>17951046
Why on earth would you ever talk about your sexuality in the military? For what purpose?

>>17951249
Half of your time waiting will be spent making horrible jokes about things dying. The other half will be spent talking about who and how you fuck.
Most of what you do is wait. (if a grunt)

sex to death?

>>17951040
While on fire

>>17951040
Dedicate your entire life to improving yourself, taking whatever opportunities come your way. Turn your mind to steel. Give 0 fucks about anything but moving forward. Cure cancer. Win the Nobel Prize in field of Your choice. Become the MADMAN. On the day of your acceptance speech for winning at life, in front of the entire world, shoot yourself in the head.

>>17951029

depends how many years ago it was.
stuff like that is pretty much a red flag for other problems.

She's got moxie. When I was 18 I was delivering Chinese food. If this girl was conducting trains at that age she must be a real hard worker. So I guess I'd treat her with respect.

>>17951048
she's 24 now

Food ? Aromatic candles ?

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>>17950961
Offer to fuck his girlfriend.

Dinner for them

she's dating him to spite you.

don't pay any attention

Either be fucking alpha and beat the cunt bloody.

Or you can take the more 'reasonable' approach and cut them from your lives and look for someone new.

>>17950986
>alpha

being a jealous conflicting faggot is alpha? you have anger issues my dude

>>17950896
For me it's impossible to study with a computer/phone nearby. The Internet addiction is just too strong.
Is it possible to print out stuff you need to learn? It might be easier to concentrate.

>>17950929
Nah it's too many pages, have tried with out internet on comp but without result.

Self bump

>>17950877
Don't go to college? Do a trade instead.

College/higher education is extremely overrated. Intelligence doesn't make you a good person, or successful. Hard work makes you successful and being a good person makes you a good person.

Stop making your intelligence your identity. I respect a good hearted hard working idiot way more than a lazy, asshole genius.

>>17950898
Well, I already have a two-year degree from a technical college in IT, but for some reason, I've convinced myself to push towards a four-year degree too. I did fairly well given my situation last semester. I managed to pull out 2.9. Everyone I know personally has gone through college and got their degree. I feel like it would almost be embarrassing or something if I left to do trade work. Plus, I'm not even interested in the stuff that much either. It 'd be great to have a clear goal in what I would like to tackle as a career but for a while now that idea has been working in IT.

>>17950926
This is what I mean, you are going to college for the sake of college. Don't go to college for the sake of college, go to start a career that you think you will be good at.

And holy shit stop sticking your nose up at the trades! You don't have to love your job, just tolerate it. Otherwise you're going to end up like those fools with a useless degree.

>>17950869
Yes, why shouldn't it be possible?

>>17950869

For someone using broad and simplistic categories like you: No, not possible. Basic bitches are the only women at your level.

>>17950869
I mean, I guess. But are you classy with real personality without the need for materialistic and simple-minded life?