Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 2684. page

>>17995230
You don't want your names tied to it at all? How are you expecting to claim the ad money if you do this anonymously?

However, you don't need to advertise that you own the site. In fact, try to find out who owns some of the current sites out there, it isn't obvious. As long as you don't advertise it, no one you know will find out.

>>17995230
man i had no idea trebuchets were so fcking awesome

>>17995242
If I collect the ad money with my name and don't tell anyone about my involvement, can anybody find out that I was involved in this. If I ran for president 30 years later can this come back to haunt me?

hold her vomit for her and be like it's okay baby then keep it in a ziplock baggy that will be your "special vomit bag". Keep filling up ziplock baggies with vomit. After this you can seel the vomit to people online who want your gf's vomit. Be sure to include pictures of your girlfriend on a custom made website along with pictures of bags of vomit. You will make millions my friend, millions.

>>17995188
Is there really a market for that?

>>17995195
fuck no.

>>17995181
she needs professional help.

>>17995170
She is into you, and wants her parents to approve you before you go on a date. If she looks anything like the girls in the pic go for it man. A religious nut is no worse than a schizo and both are freaks when it comes to sex.

>>17995170
Her family is on her back for not having a boyfriend.
Religious families like that want their kids to settle down quick, marriage and kids and shit.
The parents most likely get real nosy, inserting themselves into every aspect of their offspring's life.

Gratz. You're a fake boyfriend.

>>17995170
IDK. I wouldn't be worried, but if you see a book called "how to serve man" get out.

>>17995162
That's your wisdom tooth..

>>17995162
Looks like an aphtha, next to the wisdomtooth that is

>>17995162
the giant white thing is a wisdom tooth, go get it removed. The smaller whitish thing is a huge sore, probably from your wisdom tooth pinching your cheek.

>>17995134
>why do I care so much about women who don't give a shit about me
you can't help it. You have to learn how to deal with unrequited feelings in a way that doesn't make you kill people or a misogynist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjXzA4EtjoI

>>17995134
>I am pretty sure I love one of the women I am referring to but she looks right past
Do you even know each other? Do you talk to her occasionally? If not that's a good start. Become friends with her and if the feelings still don't go away go for the hail mary pass.

Keep doing thing despite feeling shame and then when you don't fail you will regain confidence.

Understand that the only way to progress is to fuck up as much as you can. Success is a mountain of failures.

>>17995275
I've failed so many times already. I can't waste any more time.

Maybe it's time to just admit defeat.

Be honest. Sit him down and tell him everything you told us. He will be destroyed but at the same time he will want you to be happy. Its not like you want to get fucked by 12 nigger dicks and hes inadequate. Its entirely a you thing and you deserve to be happy. But also him. Don't waste his time trying to lie to yourself. You will eventually hit a breaking point. Set him free.

Just a phase.

Don't be a retard. Lesbians don't exist.

>>17995139
I know this is the appropriate choice. That's what I want to do. But our lives are so wrapped up around one another. He's really all I've got, at this point. I don't want to get kicked out or separate until we're both stable to live apart from one another, but I'll just have to deal with it like an adult when the time comes. Thank you though, truly. I know that's the right thing to do, for both of us, even if it hurts.

>>17995092
>Does it mean anything if a girl when inebriated, says she loves you?
Haven't read the rest of the post, but of course it fucking doesn't, and you're grasping at straws if you think it does

She sounds like she's not really in a great place in life honestly. I would at the very least wait it out and not jump to conclusions.

>>17995092
Don't listen to people when they're drunk. You'll just get hurt.

>>17995088
What's the worst that can happen? Just suck it up and go outside. The more exposure, the better.

Never full blown had it but I think I've experienced things that kind of gave me a glimpse into what my life would look like if I headed down that path.

I was in a bad place mentally and naturally young, insecure and angsty. I'd been coddled by my overbearing parents and had not made many friends yet in the place where I lived. I had to commute on a weekly basis and dealing with people on the train became this whole thing.
I would keep the seat next to me clear (Jesus, I was terrified of people thinking that I was rude) but would not dare to sit down to people out of fear to inconvenience their journey. When someone did sit down next to me, at first I'd just not eat anything because I was scared I'd swallow something wrong and burp/have a coughing fit, or they would have that thing where you can't stand people's chewing, or they'd think my chewing was too loud. Then I started being afraid they'd hear my music even if I turned it all the way down. Then I started to become extremely self-conscious about my breathing and needing to swallow a lot and being self-conscious about that.

Eventually I broke down when I got up to use the bathroom and the train hit something small so everything was shoved around and I kind of fell on the lap of the older lady opposite of me, and I scrambled up and apologized but she was kind of huffy about it and I just wept and was shaking uncontrollably, really awkward until we reached the stop because I couldn't stop and there was no place to go, it was like after two years of this something had broken in me and kept pouring out. It was so terrible having all those people around while I was snotting up and being embarrassing (keep in mind I was ~twenty so it wasn't like a kid having a meltdown) and I so deeply wished to go home and never come out again or fucking erase that I had a physical presence (I know that sounds edgy and retarded but that's 100% how I felt, it's delusional, like it's a crime to exist) I knew something had to give.

>>17995126
For the record I had been getting mental help for years and had been pushed to take antidepressants for years, but I did not and am happy I didn't given the risk for sexual dysfunction and estimate amount of users who don't get anything out of it anymore but don't realize it.

Either way, maybe you don't recognize this at all and feel that I'm just being a huge pussy (which I'm also not really trying to deny here) but for me this was a way in which my mental issues manifested. Everyone has their quirks, I have plenty of healthy innocent ones, but sometimes it feels more like... Do you know that feeling when you swim in deep water and have no idea how deep it is or anything just splashing around, and suddenly you feel this cold current pulling at your legs like the call of the void? It's like that, like there's a loose thread in your head and when you fuss at it and start to pull it and realize it has an impact on you and becomes bothersome which makes you pay attention to it. Like there's a toxic side to the underlying thought patterns/weaknesses that your everyday imperfections have.

For me it's been about learning to resist the temptation to feed these thoughts and inclinations of yourself and build yourself up with small steps. This happened some four years ago and you'd never guess it from meeting me. I work a call center job now and I notice that I'm not nearly as thick-skinned as some other people when it comes to emotional stories (health insurance company) or angry/insulting clients, but I am now actually comfortable with a lot of social situations that many people aren't as well. I'll talk to everyone, if they're drunk/impaired or crazy then that's all the more fun.

Anyway. Sorry for the rambling, I'm pretty high. I'm getting to the point. Obviously you are not in a nearly as breezy situation as this has already locked you in in life.

Someone had jizzed on her bike and she got pregnant when she fell. Congrats, you're going to be a daddy!

>>17995078
Periods can be fickle and can be late for a myriad of reasons, including injury, though this case sounds....unlikely.

How late is she?

Only if her bike is a Tyrone 9000

>>17995064
Questions: do you have any references and who are they? How old are you? Have you made a resume yet? Have you volunteered for any activities?

Some places, like mcdonalds, have open interviews.

>>17995086
No friends or family or previous work experience so no references. 20. I tried at a couple places but they turned me away.

Not from the US, but the hassle usually comes from having to change EVERYTHING ELSE your name is associated with, not the actual name change itself. Shit like bills, bank accounts and every little thing you wouldn't think of.

>>17995061
What if I don't have anything of the sort? I'm only recently going to start at the University and can only imagine getting basic ID records changed like SS and maybe birth certificate. I don't have accounts at the bank yet.

>>17995058
Is there a benefit to you to change it legally? Just start going by whatever name you want.

>>17995053
you're under some obligation to discreetly clean the carpet? try some carpet cleaner, you just rub that shit in, wipe excess, wait for it to dry, then vacuum.

>>17995053

you can RENT a carpet cleaner btu the unfortunate truth is that stains often burrow into the material beenath the carpet. you clean the carpet and then in a week it just absorbs that stain again.

source: my boss wont stop this viscious cycle

>>17995059
I live on campus, I do not want the administration to get involved or know about it.

>>17995060
Its just a water stain so hopefully its not below the carpet.

>>17995039

>strangers randomly rate me as a 7
>multiple times

this sounds real!

>>17995039

depends on your race. a black man will need a different approach than a white man.

if you want REAL ansewrs though post a pic. we cant say that those strangers you asked to rate you werent just uncomfortably rating you high. most people do to avoid tensions

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>>17995042
Like maybe I'm not a 7 but at least I could get one success, it's not like I'm only trying to talk to insanely attractive women.

How do you get to 22 with no work experience whatsoever?

>>17995022
My parents wouldn't let me get a job till I graduated post-highschool education. Said education alone would carry me to a job. Learned the hard way my parents are fucking morons.

>>17995043
My parents are well-meaning but out of touch boomers who thought the same. 21 haven't had a real job yet.