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It's about duration and stamina. Fuck her as long as you can without coming yourself and when she's done once (or twice or whatever) shoot your manjuice in the hole.

>>18484434
Use your tongue and fingers

>>18484442
Yes fingers are good. Faster as your dick and you won't come faster then her...

Why should your friends care ? My friends would probably be like "uh that doesn't look good anon" and i'm like "yeah it sucks" and that's it. What should happen ?

And the people at the store couldn't care less for your face. If you're that worried wear sunglasses but you can absolutely be sure all the other customers and cashiers don't give a single shit what you have on your eyes.

Just chill anon

>>18484361

Yeah anon chill it's just a sore pretty sure your friends have had them too.

Seriously the gas station im slaving at junkies with open sores come in every night and they dont give a fuck.

>>18484322
relax take a deep breath it will pass. they are your friends and will understand or they are not your friends and the truth will reveal itself. either way there is no quick fix so fix your mind and CHILL.

>>18484302
try this program, pdf+mp3:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/stl5ctg1ptogszt/MWTD.zip

>>18484302

Have you tried having a hobby like a sport or going to the gym? There's no point moping around and masturbating all day. Find a hobby, find a group that shares your interests, go to group meet-ups or gatherings etc etc. (Sports club are good to get into because there's always a pub meet up or something to do with drink, not getting shit-faced drinking, and everyone tends to loosen up)

>>18484351
I do all of those things though, I don't drink much and I don't fap since my girlfriend lives with me, the problem is that I just can't find the energy to smile and be bubbly or friendly around people anymore when it's time to interact with friends or family(I spend a huge part of my day cycling, running, or swimming which aren't team sports), I'm thinking maybe a stimulant would help but I can barely drink coffee without getting weird, I guess it's like I'm either extremely fatigued or I'm extremely active without any are in-between

>>18484299
Did you talk to his family/other friends about your worries ?

>>18484318
>>18484318
onkly his sister

i have set up a meeting with mother today and will hopefully set a date for an intervention

i am still raging for these cunts sitting on their asses doing nothing

backstory
>Snon lost his job
>Give hime some loans
>Start studyin together in order to motivate him
>Assume that during the entire spring that he is working his ass off trying to get a new job
>Miss the warning signs like him wanting to party every friday
>Get call from his family that he ahs picked up buy the police
>He was found drunk in park


well i just fucking feel so angry and frustated

i dont know man

>>18484299

Can't help someone unless they admit themselves they've got a problem bruh.

Seriously go to and AA meeting so he can listen to some stories about people that wished they stopped and scare some sense into him.

There's no point working for him if he's not going to work for himself.

You're complaining about how much work it is to get something you don't even want in the first place.

What do you want advice on? Oh wait, you just want to whine pointlessly like an entitled manchild? Go back to /r9k/.

Firstly bettering yourself should be about you. Not trying to find a gf. If you're living your life to just find a gf then you're just setting yourself up for shitty mental states and weird vibes.

Find shit you enjoy doing. Get fit to make yourself feel good. Get hobbies you enjoy. A lot of the time there are girls in those hobbies. That is already a great leg up for you because you have a mutual hobby you both enjoy. You aren't just pretending to like a book/film/the gym for a girl.

Secondly you're falling too far into the Chad meme. Take a step outside in a crowded area like a mall and look at all the couples. You'll see 10s with 6s, 5s with 7s, 2s with 5s. No relationship is completely cookie cutter/normal. People want different things. Just do what you want and have fun and that positive vibe will attract someone.

>>18484264
Ouch, the edge

>>18484264
Bitch i'd Batista bomb the shit outta her just for 100 bucks

>>18484264
someone call 911 op is a psychopath

>>18484260
morphine

Codeine, Caffeine and Aspirin.

>>18484357
You can get morphine just like that?
>>18484363
Might work, I'm giving it a try I just need codeine thank you.

Well i don't think most woman would post about a boy that fucks her on fb. Just make sure its going into the right direction if you only want sex.
What kind of messages did she send you ?

It clearly looks like she wants the D anon just go for it. Meet her for the coffee and if you're not retarded you should get your milf pussy by the end of that day.

>>18484231
>Hi. I am sorry for being honest but I always say what I think and how I feel. Would be nice to get to know you better. Take care x

and

>You know you can talk to me whenever you want-pop in for tea some time after work

this was all when i had my GF though, its been a few months hopefully shes still interested

thanks anon im gonna go for it

>>18484242
She's clearly interested in you, or was if at least. Just hit her up again and see if she's still down for it.

Whats the worst that can happen ? If she doesn't want sex you will notice that pretty fast but i don't see a downside of trying it out.

If you're lucky you get a hot milf as a fwb worst case you wasted an afternoon drinking coffee.

You don't

>>18484206
This

I know the feel too well. But I've come to realize that the best way to utilize your imprisonment here is to balance your 4chan life and your real life. All I can tell you is to gradually use the site less often and have clear goals to work on to keep you occupied with your real life. Good luck.

Have you tried that thing where you cup your hands over your ears and thump your fingers on your head? I can't explain it very well but there's videos of people doing it. It helps a little bit. Also anything like advil/tylonel makes it way worse for me for some reason. Sometimes I just hum or swish my fingers around in my ears. It fucking sucks because the more stressed you get about it the worse it gets. But it's hard to relax with that fucking noise. Sometimes rocking back and forth makes it stop but only if I keep rocking.

>>18484088
https://youtu.be/2yDCox-qKbk
This thing?
1k likes and everyone in the comments says it doesn't do shit. I started with Zinc and of course I it doesn't do shit either.

>>18484101
You have to do it for like a min straight and then it takes like 5-10 min for it to work. It just makes it less loud for me. Zinc never helped me. B12 kind of does sometimes.

>>18484058
Look up events going on in your city. Google and your citys facebook should help.

Pick something you hate and just go there. Then chat girls up and if they will give you positive wibe, ask them for their phone number. Get yourself gf to fuck!

>>18484058
Image search entire computer

File: ahegao1.png (42KB, 271x288px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 271x288px

Change all her files and folder icons to ahegao images.

>>18483985
I get a feeling of dread and doom. Like I'm about to be found out for some really bad shit that will fuck my life up but there's nothing there.
Other times I replay awkward conversations or stuff I've done and a wave of guilt shame and grief will overcome me.

>>18483996
OP here, confirming this is true but unrelated (?).

To distract you from "what" exactly? Homework, Uni, Work, Family, Tax Avoidance, the murdering of your three distant family members?

Tbh, most people find exercise works for them, and not the sports kind. We're talking about the kind that leaves you feel tired and you need to do it regularly.

Otherwise, you can try medication if that doesn't happen, but most people on 4chan think anti-depressants are a meme and prefer the former.

>4 months

Nope. Don't waste any more time with this girl. Find someone who is actually interested in you.

>>18483981
> feels like being used
Dude you're so being used!!
Basically you need to ghost her, DO NOT initiate contact, DO NOT reply to her when she wants something.
Just drop off the face of the earth for her.
Find a person who is into you not what you do or give her

Dude, I'm a 6 and I can recognize when it's not real. Cut it my dude.

I just left my job at Walmart a couple weeks ago and never came back lol. There's endless shit jobs out there. You'll be fine.

Are you expected to sell ice cream the rest of your life lmao??? Just be straight with your boss and give him time to find a replacement

Also being currently employed makes you way more attractive to your next employer, I'd find my next job before resigning

>>18484066
>>18484092
True. I guess it really just boils down to if I'm willing to fuck over my coworkers by forcing them to fill in my shift.
And honestly, yeah, I don't really give a fuck. I'll slide my resignation under my bosses door after my shift tomorrow.

>>18483812
What the fuck lmao
1)How do you get viruses from porn?
2)This dude has a problem

>>18483819
This.

Tell him to beat his meat on his own devices and get better at looking up porn because none of the mainstream sites will give you viruses.

>>18483823
I've said all of this. He just lies and then uses my stuff anyways. He also likes to use super sketchy websites instead of just using mainstream sites, but I'm not sure how to bring that up in conversation. Hey honey could you use different porn websites? Thanks.