Why didn't they cast Brie Larson as the New Lara Croft?

>>87833729
She might have tits, but she also has a man face, at least the flat chested bitch looks like a woman.

>>87833729
Brie has small>medium tits.
What you're looking at here is a padded bra.

Turn off the TV and go do your homework. You have to 18+ to post on this board

>>87833754
>flat chested bitch looks like a woman

Flat chested bitch also has a forehead size of a football field

>>87833853
As does Brie.

>>87833729

Because Alicia Vikander is sucking and fucking to get into the movie - the same way it has always worked. Don't be so naive.

>>87833729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGcUu9Wf3lE

>>87833853
With the way the Hollywood box office is declining, they are going to have to put ads on those foreheads. Maybe (((they))) are planning for that.

why can't they stop making movies about video games?

>>87833886
Brie has bigger head though. But to be frank, I like neither as Lara and I haven't even played any of those games.

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>>87833729
Was Lara smug?

>>87833968

Because all of the major comic book rights are all taken, and public domain characters are proven to be non-starters for franchises.

>>87834000
old core lara was, she's pretty much what modern female characters are nowadays, just without the feminist agenda baggage like most modern female characters.

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>>87833754
>man face
what? she's a total babe
and she's no super model but not average either, so she flies under feminist's radars

>>87833729
>signature diamond jaw
Lara never had a manface, even in the new games
It's a shame what was meant to be an aristocratic supermodel genius aventurer is now a plain Jane

>>87834469
diamond jaw is not man face, anon, and she always had a diamond jaw, look up any picture of core lara, cd lara or reboot lara.

>>87833729
yeah, lets cast an even uglier actress to play the 2 decade old video game sex symbol

Because Brie is a literally who and Alicia is a Oscar winning actress.

>>87834267
She literally looks like a friend I had in high school. So either my friend looks very feminine or Brie has a man face.

>>87833729
Well, she's not pretty

>>87834000
>>87834267
so very supple

>>87834728
your friend is feminine, and she was obviously still developing since you said she was in high school, and I really doubt she literally looks like her, use another benchmark that's not a friend from high school.
Diamond jaws are signs of good genes, and are not man faces, she always had a diamond jaw and it's always been part of her, man.
I honestly don't know where you're getting man face from this.

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PRIME

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JOLIE

>>87833729
pit whore

>>87833793
>he hasn't seen the leaks

kys kiddo

>>87833729
Because Brie Larson has ugly fungi infected toenails.

>>87834728
Most likely you are faceblind.

>>87834728
>Because Brie is a literally who and Alicia is a Oscar winning actress.

They both won Oscar in the same nomination.

>>87835916
Why are all movie and tv show archeologists fucking terrible at their jobs? People like Indy who destroy an entire tomb just to take one small statue.

>>87833729
Larson is so fucking average, no thanks

i will never understand why TR reboot is so popular it fucking bored me to death

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>>87836444
because it is absolutely badass!

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>>87834728
umm...

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>>87834267
>>87834000

Brie is cute!

>>87836792
what a fucking slut

>>87833729
Lara who? Brie is a star. Why would anyone overvalue the Tomb Raider movie license this much?

>>87837795
You are obviously very young and do not understand.

>>87837822
The game series itself is a lukewarm commodity. I personally like it since it offers more gameplay than the Uncharted films, but the movie is not going to pull numbers. The first two were almost mediocre only because of Jolie's anatomy. Against capeshit it stands no chance. And when measured against video game films with actual fanbases (at this point Lara has supporters not fans) it's wholly forgettable. It's simply a shit property and I'm glad no actress I give a shit about is attached to it.

However if this is an excuse to post Brie then I'm sorry and continue.

>>87838131
Tomb Raider was one of the first huge titles when gaming became mainstream.

Lara Croft is an icon to millions of people and they will be drawn by nostalgia no matter how shit it is. Just look at IT.

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>sticcander

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I still can't get over that fucking U2 music video where they inserted themselves into whichever Tomb Raider movie it was.

>>87838279
is that edge? what the fuck. Must be the second one because I'm almost thru the first one and they arent in it

>>87838230
I genuinely enjoyed this film, second film not so much.
She was the perfect cast for core lara.

>>87838318
I see cords in the background so it's probably the first film where that bungee cord shootout scene takes place, could be wrong though.

>>87833729
They looks exactly alike, only one has bigger tits

>>87838279
Man I fucking hate Jolie's face.

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>>87838479
Fucking kek

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>>87833729
she's too busy getting blacked

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>>87838479
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>87836792
This scene gave me mad erections when i was younger

>>87838479
10/10 if real

>>87838479
lmao

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>>87838775
>you will never live in a castle

>>87833729
Brie is also a flat chested man, get some fucking taste.

>>87838630
Looks like a cool guy not about drugs, thots or terrible music who enjoys the finest things in life.

Not mad.

>>87838933
> black guy in a suit not obviously high
> "BASED!"

>>87838775
>absolutely no bouncing
What the fuck is this fake shit?

>>87838630

Nasty. They even put a suit on it.

>>87838996
He's not wearing a suit and is obviously high (Brie's weed). Are you retarded?

>>87839055
she's wearing a good bra. She bounces a lot towards the end of the movie

>no more tits
>no more DSL
What have they done to my nerd fapbait?

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007 was in this flick

>>87838318
>>87838378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19KstSgU-c0
I dunno which movie. First one I think

>>87839119
>women trying to use tools

jesus christ

>>87839631
oh, yeah it is the first movie. I thought they were actually in the movie. Misunderstood what the other anon meant

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Because Alicia Vikander is actually attractive.

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UUUMM WATCHU SAYY

>>87833729
OP reading your post physically lowered my IQ.

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>>87839551
>ywn protect her smile

No, please don't post skeleton Jolie photos from ((this year)).

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>>87839886
ikr, she had such a cute smile

>>87839796
lol no

>>87838645
is that shrek and fionnas kid?

>>87840078
That's SOMEBODY.

>>87833729

She would have been much better.

The casting is fucking terrible.

Casting a Lara Croft without big tits is utterly pointless. The entire fucking hook of the movie is now gone. What is the point of even making it?

>>87833793

She has leaks, dumbass.

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top cuck

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>>87833754
She's cute. CUTE!

>>87838479

Jolie was perfect, but Denise Richards would have looked good doing it, and Liv Tyler might have been okay if she put in the effort.

Kirsten Dunst has nice tits, but is all wrong.

>the Natalie Cassidy trivia

Just googled her. Not sure if srs, and whether that's funny or sad.

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>>87833729
>Brie Larson

Because she's not as good looking as Lara Croft and is another disgusting non-Brit actresses. Should have cast Poppy Drayton or Gemma Arterton.

>>87840404
What video game is this from?

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>>87833754

>>87840404
kino

>>87840576
Return this box to shipper.

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>>87840576

Crying Game remake when

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>ywn splash lara's face with sacred fluids

>>87840576
Yeesh
Body like a 13 year old boy.

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>>87833729
She has no sexual appeal. Seriously why can't ugly omega male virgins realize that normal men with normal testosterone levels prefer sexy women?

>>87842017
Fucking hell I'd seen this film loads of times before watching GoT, but I never remembered Jorah being the bad guy.

>>87835622
Can't not see Jon Voight in this

>>87833754
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>87840576

>>87842017
daniel craig and jorah mormont

This bullying against sticc needs to stop.

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>>87839030

>>87840222
Her fappening pics were nice

>>87836444
>W-Why are they desecrating this ancient wonder?!

ITS CALLED TOMB RAIDER YOU DUMB FUCK

>>87842411
I can forgive the bad special effects, but her acting is horrible. Jolie might be overrated for the part. her tits don't even look all that great.

>>87838230
Holy shit is that Rimmer?

>>87838479
>Denise Richards plays not-Lara Croft in that one James Bond movie
>passes up the chance to play literal Lara Croft a mere 2 years later

legit mad

>>87842896
Yeah Chris Barrie played her butler.

>>87842017
Dumb bitch didn't have to grip the blade to turn the knife.

>>87840335
fuck she's gorgeous

Not even one fucking webm of her taking off the towel and showing sideboob

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>>87840576
10/10 casting

>>87834267
How come she was so pretty in the Scott Pilgrim flick but extremely ugly in everything else including real life?

>>87839796
She was hotter as a bald android.

>>87843805
got me fucking good, anon

>>87843920
Scott Pilgrim was the film equivilent of a pumpkin spice latte, watching it is basically admitting you are a faggot with bad taste.

>>87833895
That was back then, now she's seeding and feeding her way to roles.

Alicia is the anti-bimbo, real natural beauty

>>87844093
oceans 11
scott pilgrim
jack reacher
princess mononoke
the illusionist

top 5 most rewatchable films, fite me

>>87840576
disturbing

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>>87840576

11/10 would breed to have maytag children.

>lara croft has big JOOCY tatters in most of the games
>better cast an ironing board to play her

What did """they""" mean by this?

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>>87833729
Brie Larson is ugly

I like Laura's body type in the new games, more athletic body then just giant balloon tits that would just get in your way climbing mountains and shit.

>>87833729
Hollywood is Jewish
Vikander is Jewish

They want to push anti-sexual feminism while promoting their own rat-faced starlet

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Not even close to being as beautiful as nu-lara is.

>>87847106
>Vikander is Jewish
source?

>>87844857
It’s not fair to fight someone so mentally retarded.

>>87847310
good argument

who are some actresses that can anaconda grapple me until i die?

https://youtu.be/4YUkSudJ9ac?t=34

>>87842017
Damn, Jorah was handsome as fuck.

>>87840035
Well, she's at least MORE attractive than Larson.

What's with Americans loving man face block head women?

shes got that snarky mediocre side character thing going

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>>87848041
"Whoah, I'm feeling pretty lightheaded. I think I need to lie here a few more minutes, Gina. Hahah"

>>87846813
She's basically Amy Poehler with admitedly better tits.

>>87848041
>tfw no fit gf to bully me

>>87833729
Why can't they just use the girl who did the voice and mocap for lara in the last two games