how would you feel if they made Krueger a woman in the upcoming Nightmare On Elm Street re-remake?
I would want more erotic nightmares, if she looked like OP pic.
and she murders dudes during sexy dreams
mite b cool
I would cast pic related for the role.
>>87830092
Be careful the mods are banning lovecraft posters, back to BLACK posting I guess that's safer
87830092
Go to bed, your shitposting isn't funny. No (you)
>>87830129
For love anon, for love
I would feel like it would be very progressive to show a woman burned alive and turned into a nightmarish aberration, go for it :^)
A Wet Dream On Elm Street
>>87830051
Very empowered. But it would be far better a genderfluid person of increased weight, lower stature, vaguely middle eastern to african descent and bearing at least one mutilation. I think that would represent the population better
>>87830051
I'm not sure you could make it really.
Women who are pedophiles get away with it at a far greater rate than men, and combined with the fact that women straight up can't rape people in some places (looking at you Britcucks), I don't see the same backstory working for a female Freddy.
I think it'd be stupid, but that's never stopped Hollywood before
>>87830051
Not quite sure how they'd work the murderous pedophile backstory that is part of the character
Now a female Leatherface, that'll be cool
>>87830051
Well when you put it like *THAT*...
>>87832329
Easy, she was raped as a child.
>>87830051
She would certainly not look like that.
>>87832433
The fuck you on about? Do you even know Freddy's backstory? He was burned alive by the parents of the children he molested, which is why he came back to punish them.
>>87832492
Yeah but women cannot rape so whatever damage she got it was obviously because she was raped herself, probably because of her abusive father. Which is why she goes into men's dreams and slices of their dicks
Wasn't Pinhead supposed to be a woman?
>>87830051
>HOW ABOUT A HANDJOB? AAAHAHAHA!
Now that best joke has already been made there's no need for a movie.
i would be turned on
>>87833553
Andro with feminine voice IIRC.
But of course Barker cast his friend in the role.
>>87832698
Wow u got talent we could use u in the big leegs t. Amy pascal
Why not a cute twink boy?
>>87834486
How odd
>>87830051
That could totally work. Succubi are sneaky and evil just like Freddy Kruger.
Jerk off to her and move on
>>87830051
Well we do know that women molest FAR more children than men do at this point in the current year, so it would actually be a lot more believable that fergi kruger was molesting a ton of kids
>>87830051
Sounds good to me, she'd have to be really hairy though, not like this dumb wax whore.
>>87830051
Are they really remaking it again?
>>87830051
It'd be fitting, blades as nails is more womanly than anything
>>87830051
A female Krueger would, in my humble opinion be refreshingly Lovecraftian, dare I say almost kafkaesque.
>>87830051
You mean a black woman? Fredrice Lashawnelle Kreuger
>>87832329
>SHE THICC
Would fucc. Any sauce?
>>87830051
>mfw she kills you but lets you cum inside first
Idris Elba
>>87830051
What like species?
>>87834486
I need this
>>87830051
Imagine getting a prostate massage from her.
>>87834486
would be incredibly hot if it was an old man fucking twinks instead twink-on-twink action
>>87834486
10/10
Scared the cum out of me.
>>87830051
aroused
>>87830118
I'd be scared stiff
>>87839387
>>87839387
CARLOS!
>>87830051
>>87830051
>how would you feel if they made Krueger a woman in the upcoming Nightmare On Elm Street re-remake?
I would feel better if it was a triple transgender fluid abimigender who identifies as a cryptogender because EVERYTHING NEEDS TO FUCKING BE ABOUT FUCKING GENDER BOUNDARIES EVERYFUCKING DAY 24/7 HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO OUR SOCIETY
>>87839387
Taco nigger
>>87834486
Is this the alternate title for Nightmare on Elm Street 2?
>>87830051
Why not make an original movie about a ghost/succubus that kills men in their dreams?
>>87839541
lol
I'm okay with this gender change
What are some good female slasher villains? There's Pamela, the one from Sleepaway Camp, who else?
>>87834486
I like to think they just do film parodies where they replay a word with"twink"
>>87830051
Smells like /ss/ to me
>>87842159
>>87830051
Slasher genre is basically about teen sex and Krueger being a rapist male with penetrative hands is a symbollic showcase of female fear of sex. I don't see how it would work as a mainstream remake to make the character female. Sure it could be an interesting spoof or a derivation on the genre tropes like The Cabin in the Woods but would not work for the same reasons originals worked.
>>87830051
Might be interesting. They could make her have died burned and disfigured from a Muslim acid attack.
>>87842159
>Sleepaway Camp
>female
did you even watch the movie?