>Extraterrestrial social crusaders use their advanced teleportation technology to instantaneously transfer whole populations across our planet. The largest populations are sent to the largest countries, while the smallest populations are sent to the smallest countries and so on. Cities remain untouched; only human beings are moved.
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>>44859715
Huh, that's a cool map, where did our Canadian bros go though? Also I don't think the Vietnamese are going to do super well in Greenland this time of year.
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>>44860288
Right next to India/Bangladesh. I bet Japan would love being across the pond from Germany.
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>>44860288
>where did our Canadian bros go though?
Pakistan I think :(
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"I'm just playing my character"
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Valid.
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If you have a problem with the way a character acts, why are they even in the party?
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>>44859547
I'm not really part of the party, see. I'm a Raistlin clone who just kinda happens to be travelling with the group as long as they further my ends...
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Dredge edition
If you live under a rock, Twin and Summer Bloom are now banned
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/january-18-2016-banned-and-restricted-announcement-2016-01-18
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DONT ANY OF YOU NIGGER SEE LOAM POX DECKS BEING GOOD IN THIS META HOLY SHIT. DEFEATS INFECT,BOGLES, and storm ez pz. Tron is an alright match-up, and for eldrazi desu senpai their win cons will be discarded before they play them.
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>>44858901
Eldrazi and Tron both play 2-4 relic main.
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>>44858901
why play loampox when you can play based dredgevine reanimator
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So, I've been wanting to get back into RPGs for a while now, and someone at my FLGS mentioned Dungeon World. I haven't heard much of anything about it, so I figured I'd ask you guys. How is it? How does it work? Is it any good?
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I've had a lot of fun with it with one of my groups
helped rekindle a lot of my love of rpgs, though it does have some of its own problems.
the system does whats advertised, it's rules for advancement are fun, but odd.
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Easy to learn and introduce new people to rpgs. Encourages a lot of good habits in terms of roleplaying group story telling. Not great at long term campaigns and has a few weird parts in being a hack/reskin of a pretty different game (apocalypse world) but that's more a matter of preference.
Makes some people very very angry because it uses different words.
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>>44858654
It's heavily narrative- and roleplay-based. Players are pretty much required to help develop the story ("How did you hear about the X of Y?/What dark secret about Y do you know?/Who really created the X?")
Excessive use of terminology (like the ever-present "move") makes reading it a little clunky.
I wish it didn't shoehorn alignments and had more race-class options.
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Why do so many anons think it's shit? 2016-01-18 17:40:26 Post No.44858644
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Why do so many anons think it's shit?
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I've never really been that good at examining mechanics. I like the resolution mechanics because it seems to be the only d100 system where you have almost no chance at failing at something you're actually good at, and where progression in that skill makes you more likely to have critical success and less likely to have critical failures, instead of just as likely to have either one.
The only thing I can think of is that character creation is a little too labyrinthine with too many choices, making it hard for new players to get into.
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It's a fun setting plagued by the anarchist wank of the authors, and the ruleset is clunky.
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>>44858644
Mostly the dumbass opinion of the authors I think. Also character creation is a pain in the ass.
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>>44858844
I admit the rules do seem to have a little too much going on, but the anarchist fluff doesn't seem TOO bad. The way the reputation system works in the autonomist stations isn't that dumb, at least not any dumber than most RPG economies.
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/tg/, how can I justify the pope secretly being a violent rogue, and joining the party to steal valuable art out of mosques in a modern day setting?
Also, cool ideas for NPC's thread I guess
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>>44858641
Don't justify it. Just do it.
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>>44858641
There is nothing worth of robbin in mosques. Only tiles. Are you a tile-lover freak?
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>>44858641
God wills it
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BBEG Introduction song 2016-01-18 17:25:00 Post No.44858405
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You've done it, you've got to the BBEG, but then music starts playing. What is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
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>Party gets trapped in a small room
>The door is locked but has slits to let some light in
>BBEG is at the door and starts pushing his fecal matter through the slits to fall to the floor or onto whoever is closest to the door
>Starts singing "Do you know, the muffin man?"
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We had a remarkable moment on a RPG because we put the player on random.
Almost every music until now being adventure generic music, final fantasy or something, until we get to the evil lich for the first time and he does his speech. Just at the start of the speech some shakira music starts playing.
This lich is now the dancing Lich, the most fabulous undead to exist in the world. He goes around doing strange lust dances to entice the boners of unwary adventurers.
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>hosting game at my place
>throw together playlist for game, about 2 hours long
>GM tosses out generic starting adventure for new players to get to know group better
>"Muh cattle are gettin et' at! Save me!"
>go to investigate
>after some poking around, the ground opens up and a giant fucking worm tries to eat the party
>just as this happens, no shit, this song comes up on list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWFm2LIYNjg
>MFW
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Can you be a paladin if you're stealing power from demons to fight other demons with?
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>>44858045
no.
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>>44858045
Yeah, absolutely. I'll allow it. Hell, in the 13th Age, my generic fantasy setting of choice, that's a thing totally supported by the lore and the mechanics. There's a Paladin option called the Way of Evil Bastards, often utilized by dark knights in service to the Crusader, a moral absolutist who sieges the pits from which demons emerge and then binds them to his service through a pact with dark gods.
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Yeah, sure. Why not? Everyone on /tg/ likes good necromancers, so bad boy paladins should be just fine.
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XCOM QUEST, Codename: Happy friends 2016-01-18 16:26:54 Post No.44857571
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XCOM QUEST, Codename: Happy friends
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"central,, this is big sky. we are picking a lot of heat down there, the cell has sustained heavy casualties but some of our boys are still fighting for their lives, i see a new captian. requesting further orders..."
>bug out, big sky, the battle is already lost
>tactic+roll
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>>44857642
So, where are we on the pic? Did they detect us yet? Is that a faceless? What are the ayys with the downwards C supposed to be, gulpers?
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>>44858112
hello anon.
we haven't landed yet.
they haven't detected us.
yes.
Chryssalids.
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Warhammer 40k general 2016-01-18 16:22:15 Post No.44857519
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Jamming forks into eyes edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V6.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
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Who would win? 100 Catachans or 1000 cadians, assuming they are fighting in the jungle.
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>>44857544
The Kroot.
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Welp, another general was made the same time I put this one up
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[QUEST] Start Over Episode 50 2016-01-18 14:58:13 Post No.44856695
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Crafting pineapple bombs hasn't been the most confusing experience you've had until this day. Astreya did most of the work since you have no magical power to speak of, but for the most part it was nothing strange or particularly weird: you just had to collect, carry and carve a lot of them. She also used some kind of copper paint to coat them, which she explained served both as sealing mechanism and to make sure they aren't confused with actual pineapples that are good for eating.
Of course you did save some, as Astreya told you to, for tonight's dinner, which was pushed back a few times since you were quite busy all considered. You had to do little more than carve them up from the top so that they could be closed again with little effort, and sealed with some glue. It seems like she has plenty of useful things scattered about the house that look quite nondescript until she explained them to you: stuff that you assumed to be ointment or cocoa butter or some sort of makeup actually had different, curious uses. At least that explains why they all smelled funny to you.
She insisted you stayed at her side even when you couldn't actually help her and just held the pineapples upright at the very best when she was working her magic. You can recognize black powder when you see it, but you can't quite tell the difference between "blast powder" and "starter powder", at least not visually. "Red powder" is another issue completely: it's bright red, but she only used it for one pineapple and painted it with a different, quite bright red paint and told you to be extra careful when packing it.
The sun is already starting to go down when she stretches her back and yawns. You now have a quite large box full of explosive pineapples, lovingly crafted with her magic fingers (literally, you presume).
"I wouldn't mind eating something", she states.
>Make dinner first and foremost.
>Give precedence to cleaning the house.
>”How are you going to send this box?”.
>Other?
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>Make dinner first and foremost.
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>Make dinner first and foremost.
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Tell me about how your first pen and paper session went.
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My brother made me play D&D 2E because he didn't have enough friends, he proceeded to bully me most of the campaign until I killed his boss with a critical.
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>>44856493
It was fun. We played D&D 3.5e at a friends house and while it was fun it also happened to be goofy as shit.
One player wouldn't stop trying to shoot enemies in the eyes with his crossbow, another kept trying to suplex enemies.
The session ended with a character successfully suplexing an arch demon into a table and killing it.
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A rich, expressive story, expressed in the way that only a 15-year-old stoner could
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Penal Regiment /tg/: The Defence Continues, Ever Onwards Edition 2016-01-18 14:08:55 Post No.44856323
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Right, seems some of our staff went missing during the last battle here, so if any of you lot know where they are, you'd best point us that way right quick.
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>Curls into a ball in medbay.
>Is still asleep from the anesthesia from the operation.
>Looks like all wounds have been looked on and bandaged.
>The broken arm still seems like it will take a while to heal no matter how much the polymorphine quickens the process.I might take some time to answer properly, I'm still cooking my lunch.
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>>44856323
Is this a real question, or..?
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>>44856349
Yes it -is- a real question, but if you don't wish to cooperate then we could just go ask the Navy boys, which would certainly be quicker.
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>Withdrawn
That parting shot stings, Durkula. ;_;
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On the bright side though, Durkon's prophecy from the Oracle is fulfilled!
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Oh, now you throw it.
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>>44856343
For 2d6 + bunch of damage. His one shot wouldn't have killed him, but he was hoping it might prevent his teleporting out of there.
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Rules.
As.
Written.
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Get.
Fucking.
Out.
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I feel the same way.
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>>44856230
Rules were meant to be broken