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When we last left our hero, he had reclaimed his boat and left the royal palace of Edenia for the southern seas, a lawless territory where it is said that pirates and raiders roam and plunder the seafaring communities, in search of someone he lost long ago.
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Leaving the port city of Jewel Cove behind him as they ship off, Kaito sets his eyes northwards for the Starry Isles, where he has been told Mileena's ship, the Red Wake, is hunting pirates. Powered by the magic of his staff, the Dragon Wing swiftly cuts through the water and waves as it moves northwards.
Alongside him is his puppy, the edenian mastiff which he has decided to name Elvis. Towards the back of the ship are the only two crewmen he currently has, a pair of bumbling edenian knights named Biggs and Wedge. Biggs is currently heaving over the side of the ship due to having seasickness.
After nearly an hour of sailing, he comes across a series of islands that resemble large outcroppings of land, rising above the waves in root-like formations of stone with flora on top. He can see ahead that navigating them would become a tangled maze, and thick mist hangs in the air between them.
Kaito looks eastward and westward; he knows not where any other ships may be, but they could be anywhere within this region.
>A) Sail around them to the east
>B) Sail around them to the west
>C) Sail through them
>D) Drop anchor here and use your cape to fly around the scout the area
>E) Other
>>44813419
>>D) Drop anchor here and use your cape to fly around the scout the area
>>44813419
>C) Sail through them
Nothing ventured
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After taking Mili back to her school, you hear Velya speaking in your mind -Sireyi I would speak with you, in my realm-.
-Oh course My Lady- Your respond, quickly casting a spell to whisk you away to Velya's Heaven.
You appear in Velya's reception hall, where she is surrounded by angels, and a group of succubi. They are all talking quietly and you recognise the angels being those of Velya's host who specialise in healing, and some of her best mages.
Once the succubi notice your approach they bow and say variations of “Your Majesty” and “My Queen.” You don't recognise these succubi, are they newly escaped from Hell?
No wait, you do know them, you've seen images of them in the memories of the succubi you rescued from the Sakheran. These are those you were not able to rescue, those whose souls you had thought lost. With these, ever succubi taken from your realm by the Sakheran has now been recovered.
“My Lady” you address Velya, both happy and almost struck dumb “How?”
Velya gives you a wry look “it's a long story, let's talk privately.” You follow her after spending a few minutes talking to the succubi, confirming who they are, and that they are all there.
In one of her her private reception rooms, a sparse construction of white and grey marble, Velya explains “I speak sometimes with an Ifrit Lord who knows an Astral Explorer who is on speaking terms with a member of the Planar Hitchhikers Guild, who-” Velya breaks off and then starts again.
“The exact route the message takes isn't important” she says “what is important is this: The Sakheran will no longer be bothering you, and have returned the souls they took, along with as much of an apology as they could muster. They also promise to stay away from Oreia.”
You take all this in “not that I'm ungrateful” you say sceptically “but why?”
Velya looks unsure “Their message was light on specifics” she says “but they seem to believe that they were tricked into attacking Oreia, though they won't say by whom, or why they would attack a gods realm when they normally put so much effort into avoiding us..”
“How would-” you collect yourself, not wanting to start ranting “if they hate and fear Gods so much, why would they attack my realm and take my citizens?”
“I can only speculate” says Velya “perhaps they thought you were someone else, perhaps they took your citizens to find out the truth? Or perhaps to provoke a response, some way to see how much of a threat you were, whatever their reasons, it might be best to avoid them as long as they avoid you.”
“True” you agree, as much as you want to make them pay for what they did, with all of your citizens are back, and with you and Velya restoring them to life, for now these Sakheran are not your main concern.
Now you need to talk to your wives about Milerna no longer needing to read a certain book. But perhaps the Church of Konig doesn't need to know this, after all having her home regularly will be welcome.
XXX
“Everything is well I hope?” Kaela asks, after talking with Velya and seeing the freed succubi back to their homes, you have a meeting with your secretary about what else has been happening in Oreia recently. Kaela is giving you a wary look, as if expecting you to add to her workload.
“Everything is fine” you assure her with a smile, explaining what happened.
“Ah, good” says Kaela “well, that is good news, however...”
“However” you continue for her “there's plenty of bad news?”
“Indeed” she says, taking a sheet of parchment from the folder she always carries and handing it to you “for starters....”
It seems that some small problems that would normally be dealt with by your government have continued to build, to the point that Parliament is now getting involved and asking for your input.
It is the depths of winter and the cold is killing people in other nations. Thanks to your powers Oreia is much warmer than other places, although its still snowing every day. Your people are also pretty hardy and your insistence upon the basics like proper housing means that no one is freezing to death in their own homes, but even they are noticing it.
You also have plenty of food stored up, and even in this weather some fields can be cleared and planted – crops growing within days rather than months. Left to it's own devices, Oreia could feed itself indefinitely. Those nations willing to trade with you are asking for more and more food, and willing to pay handsomely for it.
“And can we spare it?” you ask Kaela bluntly.
“We can” she confirms “not on our own of course, the portal network of Dalvin and the Azure Empire allows for good to be bought from very far away, from hotter climates that are only just beginning to feel the winters bite.”
“So it's not yet a problem then” you say to Kaela.
Kaela looks annoyed “on it's own, no” she says “but Parliament wants to intentionally use the food shortage to wring trade concessions from nearby nations as well as non-aggression pacts and mutual defence treaties. The Azure Empress has said she is in favour of this, but Baroness Sofia has objected, so far it's just in the planning stages but...”
“But sooner or later I'll have my sister and my wife arguing in my office” you say, shaking your head “wonderful, and if they do withhold trade in essentials, it will be the poor in those nations who suffer, not the rich. Why is Parliament doing this?” For that matter, why is your sister ok with it?
Kaela raises an eyebrow at you “Your Majesty have you ever been tortured? Been victimised?”
You look away “No. So they have the power to do what they want and the first thing they do is-”
“Protect themselves, protect their families” Kaela says “why is that a bad thing?”
“By bullying other nations?” you give her a direct look.
“If you were not here to found Oreia” says Kaela “if we had escaped Hell ourselves and settled here, would we not be fighting for our lives, are we not allowed to ensure peace?”
You think about arguing the point, about how they will resent Oreia once the lasting winter has gone, and the Killing Frost dead.
“Anything else?” you ask, closing the matter for now.
“Yes” says Kaela, handing you another piece of parchment “We've rescued more succubi who have escaped from the Hells, but a half-dozen have failed the screening process – they're infiltrators.”
You grimace, Oreia accepts all succubi refugees but some are loyal to one demon lord or another, so they go through interviews including some mind-reading. The process isn't foolproof, but short of completely invading everyone's minds it's about as far as you wanted to go.
“And?” you ask, then read the document in front of you “ok, so three for Zartalk, one each for Ombilious and Cormulhusk and one unknown, unknown?”
Why is it that Champions, Commanders, Generals, Seargents, basically all soldiers that actually matter, never wear helmets and wield pistols instead of a rifle?
this is not even a Warhammer only thing, star wars does this as well.
Because it looks cool.
>>44812830
Having a face makes you human. Being faceless makes you inhuman.
Wielding a sword has very old connotations with nobility and leadership. A pistol is an extension of this in that is makes clear that the individual's primary function is not the drudgery of general fighting.
>>44812830
It's about humanization. Not wearing a face-concealing helmet means the audience can see their face, expressions etc. and can more easily sympathize with the character. Now, if a character has been sufficiently developed you might be able to get away with them wearing a complete helmet, but otherwise they tend to become faceless peons that elicit no emotion from the audience, regardless of their predicament.
Regarding the pistols, this may be a hold-over from the trenches of WW1, where (at least early on, I believe) frontline officers were equipped with a pistol instead of a rifle. I'll have to look up what the reasoning behind it was.
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>ayys invade the planet and take over
>Pick up their routine of flagging and kidnapping people of interest
>Blacknet going dark, hackers disappearing every day
>Realize what's going on
>Download and print a few thousands of anime issues
>Pack up and leave for some shithole in the middle of nowhere
>Years later they found me
>Oh well, it's been a fun ride. Maybe I can strike a deal with lessons I picked up from Assertiveness & Determination 3rd Edition
>It's not Advent, it's a group of partisan terrorists
>Stench of desperation about them
>Try to strike it rich with a 3 million monthly salary
>Some she-ape knocks me out cold
>Feel her spit on my face
>No hard feelings because I haven't been in contact with feminine juices for far too long
>They didn't bring my anime with them citing some 'weight limitations' or some such
>They inject something into my neck and made me watch Kingsmen to get the point
>Forced to work for free
>The bed is hard
>Scabies blankets
>She-ape won't come visit me
>The jarheads play loud music at night
>That Brandon guy won't stop crying
>The food isn't kosher
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>Not allowed Hannukah candles
>Essentially gave the fuckers half a billion dollars on the first week and they're still chimping about 40 million dollars a year
Life is suffering
>>44813074
lel
hello anon.
What happens to Warhammer should GW go bankrupt?
>>44812481
Hasbro
>>44812481
This thread again?
What would happen if anyone cared?
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Interlude: Oh what a lovely tea party
“How could you drug Mikage like that?” you plead as you gently lean your quite unconscious pink haired friend back into the couch, “Or the rest of us for that matter?!”
On the other side of your best friend, Keiko Sugimoto sets down her teacup and nods firmly. The well mannered and poised girl crosses her arms and sighs. Of the conspirators across from you, Midori Mori seems most undisturbed or perturbed by this turn of events while the veteran Sailor Guardian Hotaru Tomoe seems concerned as she sets her tea down and approaches.
“It was over the counter tea,” the older woman counters with a sigh as she stands between your unconscious friend and the coffee table and kneels, “and a shot of rum. I am aware that she sneaks liqueur from time to time and thought it would help her rest after Mori-san’s suggestion; not knock her out,”
While her tone is gentle, you still fear this and don’t trust her. The way Mikage-chan went down, there had to have been more than just milk and rum in that tea. Despite the calming influence of the tea, you are on edge and exasperated with worry. Throwing an arm wide, you lean over to intercede and are surprised to nearly collide with Keiko as she seems to have had a similar idea.
“Well, what do you intend to do now?” Sugimoto-san says worriedly, gulping as she too stares down Doctor Hotaru Tomoe.
The woman who, as you’ve been told, has the power to scour a planet of life if need be recoils a bit in soft hurt and sighs.
“I just want to take a look at her. I’ll say it again, this shouldn’t have knocked her out like that,” there is a certain pleading in her violet eyes, earnest and concerned…
>>44812403
You and Keiko both slowly remove yourselves from her path and allow her to lean in and inspect your friend, a pen light slips out of her pocket as she first checks Mikage’s dark eye- before you can notice or question that your attention is drawn elsewhere.
“You know, Kairi,” Midori uses your name completely informally while sipping her own tea, “If I thought I could get the drop on her, I would have asked Tomoe-san if she had any chloroform,”
“MIDORI!” Keiko gasps at the other girl’s callousness, you aren’t surprised.
Even if the two of you are friends now, even if you are comrades in arms who have bled together and fought back to back against overwhelming odds, you know first hand just how mean and cruel Midori Mori is capable of being. More so if she feels justified in her actions.
“Please, Keiko,” she looks over at her girlfriend impassively and...tired? “Both of you saw it. And it isn’t just tonight. She is spreading herself thin and running herself ragged. If we had actually stopped for that little picnic at the tree things would probably be fine,”
She finishes her tea and pours milk into her cup from the creamer before pouring more from the pot.
“But it isn’t, she isn’t,” she stops pouring when her cup is two thirds full and rises toward the kitchen, “That she passed out is probably just a sign of how exhausted she must be. After she wakes up we need to convince her to actually take some more time to relax. Maybe we can have that picnic so she can claim the damn tree or we can do something else FUN this weekend as friends,”
You glance at Mikage’s prone form from the corner of your eye. She stirs but doesn’t wake under Tomoe-san’s ministrations. Presently she is pushing up her lips and examining her extended fangs. Her focus is solely on Mikage, she doesn’t seem to even notice the spate going on around her.
>>44812435
Keiko is silent, looking now to Midori worriedly as she returns from the kitchen with a tall bottle of the white rum you imagine went into Mikage’s cup. The wavy blonde uncaps and tips the bottle slowly and carefull to complete the last third of her cup before stirring the mixture.
“Besides, Miki can tank a shot,” she takes the cup and takes a long drag, “And I asked for a double shot of what Tomoe-san gave her myself because I know I’m going to have trouble sleeping after the view I had of that underground horror show,”
That...doesn’t make it better.
“Unnaturally symptomatic of starvation or dehydration,” Hotaru Tomoe breaks her silence, you catch her usually cool and even voice trill with a forcibly distanced worry, “Not dissimilar to energy consuming creatures devoid of a food source for an extended period,”
Midori chokes on the last of her drink and drops her already emptied teacup to the carpet as a shock of worry runs down her features.
The older woman rolls back the sleeve of her sweater and presses onto the couch between Keiko Sugimoto and the sleeping Mikage, her other arm snaking around the back of your friend and propping her up.
Bringing her exposed wrist to Mikage’s lips and gently nudging them apart, she impales herself without hesitation on the still extended fangs. Tomoe-san stifles a pained sound as Mikage’s eyes shoot open, her color noticeably black instead of red.
“Come on,” Tomoe-san whispers worriedly as Mikage sits up on her own and leans into the wrist with a ferocity you haven’t seen in her since Tokyo Tower, hands lifting up and holding onto the offered arm desperately.
You, Keiko, and Midori are crowded around the two of them. Scared and ready to try and pry Mikage off of the dark haired woman if it seems necessary. This need does not come to pass.
>>44812506
After a few tense moments, her eyes shift back to red and she slumps back into the couch. This time not just unconscious, but in a fitful sleep as she rolls to her side and snuggles into the cushions.
The four of you sit and stand around her; glancing at each other in worry before Tomoe-san smooths out her skirt, adjusts her hair, and rises. Turning toward the other side of the living room, she picks up the bottle of rum and studies it for a second before calmly setting it down.
“Give me a moment to get ready and I think I’ll drive all of you girls home,” her voice is that strange and detached coolness you heard from her before in the hospital, she absentmindedly rubs her wrist, “We’ll drop Mikage off first and let Luna know what happened,”
What...what just happened?
There is a digital chirp, a chime going off from Mikage’s pocket. Fishing out the phone, you find it's an alarm set to remind her of an appointment with someone named Yukiko Akiyama.
“Oh,” Midori says above you, also looking down at Mikage’s phone and reaching for a hollow act of normalcy, “I should probably call about that. I doubt Mikage is going to be awake in time,”
Interlude End
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>Aggro (Affinity/Burn/Infect) vs Ulamog (Tron, Eldrazi): Special Edition
Time for Esper Gifts
I hope you're ready for Tron to completely dominate the metagame until it gets neutered even worse than this.
I'm hoping the price of burn will rise because I would love to brag about how I got into the deck when it was cheapIs affinity worth it or are they gonna ban something there too
Would one of these make a good final boss?
>>44811079
Are you playing an Iraqi conscript game?
>>44811079
No, in fantasy world it would be completely invulnerable. Nothing would even scratch its armor.
>>44811123
Even with magic and high-level martials?
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>>44811078
Soul Foxfire has run you through a painful and humiliating gauntlet of mechaniloids and hazards in a cyberspace labyrinth, chipping away at your health, ammunition, and sanity. And now you've finally got her for the confrontation and you've yet to put a scratch on her.
Something is definitely wrong with this picture--assuming you can trust your eyes, she LOOKS the type--thin, lightly armored, definitely not a frontline combat unit by any stretch--but she's giving you the business with cool confidence and a shit-eating grin.
The good news is that she can't hurt you. ...Much. Most of her hits have barely damaged you, and a few have slid right off. Only one trick--combining all her roving fireballs into a single one--has put any serious hurt on you.
>Keep trying to score hits at range. No one can keep dodging forever.
>She's trying to ward you off melee for a reason. Go in close again.
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How is everyone this morning? Because I've got the maverick flu!
>>44811093
>>She's trying to ward you off melee for a reason. Go in close again.
Sounds logical.
Plus, if anyone, she could keep dodging. But she can never dodge the fact thatMari a shit. A shiiiiiiit..
Considering everything we know about the universe, it seems that almost everyone is headed for a crash course of extinction.
Imperium:......Don't get me started, these are assholes who deserve to die and be burned in the ashes of everything. And this is coming from another human. There is literally NO WAY they can win the long war and the larger battle to conquer the universe without the Emperor. And even then victory is not guaranteed.
Chaos: As soon as they win the long war and then proceed to conquer the rest of the universe, the dark gods will fatten themselves in the amount of souls they have eaten and chaos as a whole will collapse onto itself due to a lack of good enough souls to eat on.
Eldar: They will go extinct. Period. How is the real question. Do they manage to summon Yneed and kill Slaneesh? Do they die off due to the lack of reincarnation? Are they subjugated by the dark Eldar and kept as slaves until death finally comes for them? Only the end will tell.
Tau: Civil war. Most likely be destroyed by the Tyranids when they make landing with the main fleet.
Dark Eldar: Still doing their thing from Coomoragh. Until someone lands an exterminatus on that bitch, of course.
Necrons: These guys have nothing to lose. They are devoid of souls and their machines instantly get rebuilt. Their ships are slow as fuck, but they never were big on interplanetary travel. Plus, they have imprisoned the Ctan, and without any souls in the universe their former masters will die from slow, painful starvation. Thus, the Necrons have it better than some of the other races.
Tyranids: These fuckers are on their way to screw everyone over one way or another. Literally, the only one who is getting ready is Szarekh (lord of all Necrons), who is getting as many tomb worlds to awake in order to try and stop the tyranids from eating everything. (Reason he cares is because he apparently thinks that it is possible to bio transfuse a necrons consciousness into a being of flesh).
Fucking faggot. Go suck Xenos dick. You dont believe in the Emperor, then fuck you.
>>44810502
>Are they subjugated by the dark Eldar and kept as slaves until death finally comes for them?
Where do people get this idea that the DEldar have any particular vendetta against the Craftworlds? This isn't D&D. The Commorites have no reason to start some bizarre war of annihilation against their kin and generally don't care much about them at all. They're captured, tortured and murdered like any other race, but the vast majority of DEldar have no particular interest in seeing them all dead.
>Until someone lands an exterminatus on that bitch, of course.
The only threat that would pose to the DEldar is the danger that they might laugh themselves to death. The real threat to them in Khaine's Gate, the portal to the Warp at the heart of Commoragh which is starting to collapse and open the way for a full Daemonic invasion.
Nobody should win or lose, 40K is about war that never ends because everyone's an unreasonable extremist.
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>>44810376
Tell me about your zombies, /jc/! Surely you've got at least a few in your forces!Or maybe you are the zombie, John.
>>44810409
I am zombie.
I also have my sisters from Nechronica, so that's four zombie girls following head zombie me.
>>44810409
Well, they fall into two categories.
The first, well-imagine an army of tall, tapering tentacle monsters with a mesh of tentacles on their top and bottom ends, scuttling towards you like some sort of abominable spider. As they walk closer you notice unclaimed souls swinging gently from their branches like ripe fruit, the discolouration of their iron-hard exteriors, the shimmering of necromantic Soulfire girding their advance and the rapid decomposition of everything in their path, as their roots are being used as necromantic focii to hyperoptimise and reallocate entropy, imposing the natural process of decomposition on their surroundings, paradoxically growing stronger and larger from the necromantic energy released through rotting the world around them. And then they get close enough that you realise they're actually zombie trees, by which point you really should've been keeping an eye out for the phantasmal leaves and grass ghosts drifting ahead of them as a scouting/assassination party.
The second sort are physically indistinguishable from live humans, because they are in fact biologically alive humans. We took the Vita-Chamber tech from Bioshock and used HYDRA Blueprints to jerryrig principles from the Medi-Gun, Minecraft matter-energy transference, Pokeball digitisation technology, Lord of Light karmic atman-transmiters enhanced through our Aspect of Stasis and Mantic energy to perfect what we like to call the Lazarus Protocol: A wholly scientific means of bringing the dead back to the bloom of life.
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why do these keep getting made with such bad op pictures
no offense(?)
Tips for first time DM?
>>44809266
>Implying throwing money at hoes will ever go out of style
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>Leman Russ is the worst primarch
>Ultramarines are the best chapter
>Tau are glorious good guys
>Eldar are more Japanese that Tau
>Matt Ward was a good writer
>Newcrons are better than Oldcrons
>Abbaddon is a success
>Imperial Guard is useless
>Be'Lakor is stronger than the Chaos Gods
>Lorgar is the best traitor primarch
>Black Templars worship the Emperor as a God
>Dark Angels are closeted traitors
>Orks are just useless backdrop villains
Making a list for a local ITC event tomorrow, here's what I got so far:
HQ: (380)
Archon: Webway Portal, Blaster, Helm of Spite (135)
Lelith: (150)
Cannoness w/Combiflamer, Melta Bombs, Litanies (95)
Elites: (360)
2x Trueborn w/blasters in Venom: 360
Troops: (497)
5x Sisters w/Flamer, Heavy Flamer, and Superior w/Melta Bombs, Combiflamer (90)
Immolator w/TL Multi-Melta, Dozer Blades, Storm Bolter (70)
9x Kabalite Warriors + blaster (87)
Raider + Night Shields + Splinter Racks + Dark Lance (90)
9x Wyches (90)
Raider + Night Shields (70)
Fast Attack: (333)
Razorwing Jetfighter w/Dark Lances and 4 Necrotoxin Missiles (150)
3x Reavers w/Caltrops (63)
5x Scourges w/Haywire (120)
Heavy Support: (280)
Ravager w/Night Shields + Dark Lances (140)
Talos w/TL Heat Lance + TL Liquifier Gun (140)
Basic strategy is to send the Talos up the line with the Raider full of Wyches/Lelith scoring until the Talos is within charge range or melta range of a transport, as the case may be. Then I zoom over and unload melee on the unit. The Sisters sit on the most difficult objective and dig in. Blasterborn follow the Talos up the line to get in range. Reavers are my scoring units, jumping around the board and squishing the "useless" troops people like to sit on objectives. Scourges are opportunistic tank hunters and transport crackers.
For the worst troop choice in the game.
>bs3 t3
>s5 ap5
>no special rules
>no special weapons
>9ppm
>First time playing a ttrpg
>3.5
>Decide I want to make a druid
>Heard about how tabletops were not always about combat
>Wanted to make a wise know it all old dude that faded back in combat but had useful knowledge in healing salves and nature
>Invested points into all kinds of knowledge
>Chose bear companion because I didn't want to be a burden, so he could at least protect me
>Chose spells based on what sounded cool
>Have fun being all sage and wise
>"Here be dragons, there be wolves"
>Come first combat
>Bear is outdamaging the fighter
>I am useful as fuck
>Ok, eventually the fighter will get better gear and training while the bear will still be just a bear
>Come higher levels
>My spells are destruction incarnate
>The priest is an avatar of chaos
>Wizard is the reality unmaker
>No one even read the spells list
>Just picked what looked cool
>Bear still better than fighter
Tell me again /tg/, how can there still be people out there that don't think casters are that overpowered in 3.5?
It actually ruined the fun for me since I felt no acomplishment whatsoever.
>>44808678
>Tell me again /tg/, how can there still be people out there that don't think casters are that overpowered in 3.5?
no one thinks this we are all in agreement
"nice" "bait" though OP
>>44808696
Not really...
A sect of people from tg has been coming to these threads to spread how casters aren't overppwered unless you read the rules wrong.
Also, 3.5 casterfuckery thread I guess.
>>44808740
If that's true, then those people are retards and there is no reason to seriously engage them because people that dumb never change their minds.
Pathfinder General /pfg/
What's one build you've always wanted to use but never have?
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>>44808480
The dragon is the vexing dodger, right?
>>44808480
I want tobuilda Chosen One Paladin!Weasel familiar, later becomes a Harbinger Archon.
Is there a feat like Boon Companion except applying to either an eidolon or a phantom?