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Would you feel embarrassed if you lost a fight against a succubus?
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My succubus character is a high-level Warrior in full plate armor, so no
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I never lose.
If I finally lose, I will detonate the manabomb I keep in my bag and take out half of the continent with me and anyone who could have killed me.
Remember to take no half-measures, EVER.
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so, why can't a Hind fire their Saggers while stationary?
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lively tonight.
here, have a thing.
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>>44850776
>lively tonight.
This suprises you? It's late Sunday night/early Monday morning. Hell, I'll be calling it a night soon myself.
>>44849458
>why can't a Hind fire their Saggers while stationary?
Wait, what? I can understand a weapon that can only fire when stationary, but a weapon that can only fire on the move? That seems a bit odd...
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>a weapon that can only fire on the move? That seems a bit odd...
So you see Comrade, Pilot must forever be assault for him to have shoot saggers!
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Song of Swords: Slice the Pie, Time to Die 2016-01-16 04:10:43 Post No.44804871
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Last Time, on Song of Swords:
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Krajina Protectorate? Wait, do those mean the same thing?
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Previous Thread: >>44687094
Song of Swords is a realistic fantasy tabletop RPG that draws inspiration from historical fechtbuchs, weapons and armor. Its combat system is fast and it can be used for both fantasy and historical/mundane settings.
Call of the Void is a pulpy sci-fi tabletop RPG about fighting space-nazis and hunting giant whales with harpoons made out of the moon. Its combat system is more modern, based in the early 20th century, but can probably handle combat up to the present day.
Here's a .rar archive with the newest version of the rules as well as all related current working documents. At this time the latest version is v1.9.9:
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Here's Ballad of the Laser Whales' latest version: https://www.mediafire.com/?rtbjk51jnm2wv8a
Here's a wiki detailing SoS's fantasy setting, getting filled up bit by bit as Jimmy reveals more details:
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There's also a roll20 room where new players are encouraged to try the rules, test new rules, and find game breaking issues: https://app.roll20.net/join/346755/hRKd4w
The room might be empty, but the people who teach the game still browse the thread frequently. If you're looking to learn, post here in the thread. We also play Guy Windsor's card game Audatia in the room.
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Did we just watch 2 terrorists successfully escape justice via wanton killing of under prepared cops? What the fuck is Jimmy trying to say here?
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>>44805238
Given that they're about to get buttfucked by the SAS, I'm betting the moral is "there's always a bigger fish."
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM 2016-01-28 00:08:41 Post No.45056066
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You feel your way back to the conference room in a daze, the pressure in your skull building towards bursting. For the hundredth time since you were handed that letter with the embossed Navy emblem as you glared dirks and daggers at your physical therapist's back, you wonder what the hell they were thinking, promoting someone as (relatively) young as you to a star.
It's not unusual - for a Navy in a global war - but you're not ready.
Maybe you never will be.
Maybe nobody is.
As the conference room door swings open, bathing you in the hubub and chaos and paperwork of War, you stiffen your back and clear your mind as much as possible. You go to war with the Navy and the leaders you've got. You've been called upon to deliver, and nobody gives a damn if you're not ready.
Least of all the enemy.
[ ] Meet and brief the warships contending - start with Jintsuu over there and call in the rest of them; the Chuuni Cuties and the Torpedo Trollops. Getting your core team on the same page is vital.
[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
[ ] Contact the ASEAN liason - see if you can't talk to some of the Captains your girls will be fighting alongside. Establishing even a little common ground before going into battle might avoid the clusterfuck that ensued the last time a divided command fought in the Sunda Strait.
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>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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>>45056066
>[ ] See Crab first - look into the possibility of getting some of those radar headsets you tried on Arizona and Kongou into service quick enough for this fight. Radar is indispensable in a night-fight.
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: CAN'T OUTBANTZ THE BOLLIO 2016-01-24 03:07:04 Post No.44973468
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“... she does at that,” you say slowly. “Kitakami and Ooi returned in their torpedo cruiser configuration, didn't they?”
“Yep. Forty tubes apiece.”
“Hmm. With all the islets in there... we ought to be able to set up a nice, tight crossfire.” The more you think about it, the more sense it makes - the CLs *are* a bit tougher than the destroyers, have slightly better firepower and are still fast and easy-handling in the shallows.
You glance at Shigure again, and that decides it.
“I think Jintsuu's got a point, too,” you say quietly. “Goto?”
“The enemy won't want to operate anything bigger than heavy cruisers in that shooting gallery, so...” he nods. “I'm in. Has ASEAN told us what they can bring?”
“Hate's on the phone with them right now,” you say, jerking your thumb over your shoulder by way of indication.
“Ah. What do we know already?”
“Well, they've got our problem writ large - spread too thin. And their powerful assets are either tasked with escort, or concentrated at important choke points - and that basically means Malacca. Most of what they've been doing is ASW patrol; especially at the straits, since the subs have to pass there and they hate shallow water.”
“So mostly corvettes and fast-attack stuff, patrol boats,” Goto replies. “Well, that's perfect for those waters - if we can pair them off with your PT b-” Goto's phone rings. “Just a sec- Goto here.... good, glad to hear it, keep it up.” He hangs up with a sigh. “Fucking bitch made a lot of work for me with that damn call. Anyway, most of them carry anti-ship missiles, don't they?”
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“Yeah. Harpoons, Exocets, a few even have C-802s - whatever they can lay hands on at a good price.”
You flatten out the map and start making marks with your pencil. “Then... if they can scrape up a few frigates for us, we could put them in back - what do they pack?”
“Indonesian ones? Sea Wolf, mostly.”
“Well that's fucking useless. Those new Formidibles the Singaporeans bought, they've got ASTER-15s, don't they?”
“Yeah, but they won't toss those around casually - we'd be lucky to get one, much less two.”
Shigure edges closer. You recognize her expression; it's the hesitant look of someone who wants a shore pass very badly and are still trying to improve their excuse by the second.
Goto's been ashore longer than you; he doesn't catch it. “Hey, Shigure. What's up?”
She opens her mouth, turns red, and emits a small whimper.
“Cat got your t-” his phone rings again. “Goddamit- Goto here... well take it away from her... for fucks sake, this is exactly why we bought the goats, idiot! What? No. Don't you- you mother-fucker, I'll boil you in a lake of period blood for that one, you sonofabitch-”
You lean over and clap your hands over Shigure's ears. “Okay, what's up?”
She starts, ducking away from you defensively as Jintsuu glares at you. “You... uh... talking to... that other guy...”
“... Thomas?”
“Yeah. You said we're...” she swallows. “Natural?”
“Huh? You mean your origins?”
She nods slightly.
“I had a lot of time to think in the hospital,” you tell her. “All I could do was read, and think. So yeah, that's what I think of it. It's not supernatural per-se - just some aspect of the natural world our theories can't account for yet. If it's a field of science, we're still in the shamanistic phase - chanting and throwing chicken bones.” You chuckle. “Hell, we have ACTUAL shamans summoning you girls. It fits.”
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY PRIOR TO PARTING 2016-01-24 01:10:18 Post No.44969641
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“A strong abyssal force is going to pass through the Sunda Strait in under 48 hours,” you announce.
Admirals Goto and Thomas pause mid-conversation, turning to stare at you like you're insane.
“You know this how?” Thomas asks, giving you a funny look.
“The Algorithm,” Parker says, his haggard look and hollow eyes lending credence to the lofty, echoing words. While they stare at him, looking slightly disturbed, you step forward and flatten out a paper map of the South Pacific. “Look. Abyssals here - bumfuck nowhere - more indicators here - right near the Strait. The Strait of Malacca is locked down tight; the whole thing's one long shooting gallery for coastal artillery. This is the place to pass, if they want to get anywhere.”
“The hell are they going, though?” Thomas asks.
“Does it matter? We've committed 7th fleet to the Iwo operation right now; they'd never get down there in time. If they're aiming to land somewhere sparsely populated, like Mindanao-”
“We could catch them in the Celebes Sea,” Goto points out. “Or the Sulu sea, if they sail west around Indonesia.”
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“With what? What do we have in the area?” you point out. “Most of our offensive firepower is in 7th fleet, and it's committed. We don't have any NBEs down there because ASEAN would rather tongue-kiss a fucking chainsaw than host Japanese ships at their ports - especially ships of *that* vintage. We need to buy time, and that's the last good choke point to do it at. If we rush a force by air down there now, we might plug that gap with ASEANs help, but something as wide as the Makassar-”
Thomas pauses you with an uplifted palm, frowning. “I see your point Settle, but we don't even know what we're trying to stop. A battlegroup? Carriers? Landing force?”
You swallow. “My suspicion is a landing force.”
“Based on what?”
Based on the freeform interpretation of a fucking lunatic who fancies himself a Viking because he glued horns onto his jar doesn't strike you as something to convince the commander of 7th Fleet, so you try your best to look thoughtful for a moment. “They're coming from the middle of nowhere - maybe not on the surface yet, we don't really know how they get around just yet - but the fleet that attacked us near Iwo had support vessels. Parker's data picked out at *least* twenty vessels, maybe far more - they've always stuck to one, maybe two divisions when they launch coastal raids. This is a lot bigger. I think they'll need logistics for this one, and they'll need to proceed on the surface, like actual ships do.”
Thomas beetles his brows. “That's an awful lot of 'I Think', Settle.”
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Infinite Stars Quest 1 2016-01-17 03:01:55 Post No.44825842
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Hey! So let's get started with this new sci fi quest! Hope you like it!
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In the far future, space travel has become mundane.
Once seen as an impossible dream, faster than light travel and space colonization have become everyday affairs. With the development of flux drives, humans, once shackled to their lone blue planet, initiated an explosive wave of expansion and growth, sparking a new golden age and uniting humanity under the single banner of the Terran Alliance.
Unfortunately, as is typical of humans, their pride proved to be their downfall. The Terran Alliance expanded too far and too fast. Within a few centuries, many of the outlying colonies began to wonder why they were taking orders from faceless masters on a distant planet. Unrest and discontent began to grow among the colonies. The Alliance, not ignorant of this problem, initiated many policies to try and solve the “separatist problem”, but none were successful. Finally, a grand conference was organized, where dignitaries from countless systems would meet to resolve their differences, all under the stewardship of the Alliance’s leadership.
It proved to be the site of the worst terrorist attack in human history.
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With the Alliance’s leadership in shambles, countless revolutionaries used the situation as a pretext to break free from their faraway masters, sparking countless civil wars. This era was known as the Century of Strife, a period of bloody carnage were the once unified Alliance was fractured into countless pieces. When the dust finally settled, only three major blocs remained: the Terran Hegemony, the Centauri Accord, and the Confederation of Free Systems.
Despite high tensions, all three major galactic powers universally agreed that humanity’s home, the Sol System, would remain a special neutral zone to prevent the system from being destroyed in a bloody conflict. As such, the Sol System is run by an interim government consisting of representatives of all three blocs, with the system’s security handled by an independent security force. While nominally under the control of a joint committee of the three powers, the Sol System in reality is its own independent entity, more along the lines of a self sufficient city-state. All three powers maintain large embassies on Earth, which is the default location for negotiations and other diplomatic functions.
You just so happen to be a part of this independent Sol System, a ship captain of Sol Security, in fact, commanding one of its feared patrol destroyers.
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And currently you were on the hunt for possible smugglers.
"Got a positive contact on sensors." Your Electronic Support Officer, Lida, announces. "No transponder signal, but it's definitely moving under power."
"Gotta be lawbreakers." Your Weapons Officer, Elsa, yawns as she rests her feet atop her control console. "No other reason they're flying dark."
"I agree." You First Mate, Bradford chimes in, clearly resisting the urge to scratch at his sweater on the bridge. You kinda wonder why he still wears that awful thing. "Ships on legitimate business have no reason to disable their transponders."
"You know, I think you guys are thinking about this too hard." Your Helmsman, Amy, shrugs. "Could just be technical trouble."
"You did try to contact them, right?" You turn to Lida.
"Of course." Lida says neutrally. "No response."
"Is she a match on the database?"
"She's a standard Starjumper-class freighter. It only has like, a 90% match with literally every other Starjumper ever made." Lida rolls her eyes. "It's the perfect camouflage, really."
"What's the call, Captain?" Bradford asks. "Legally, we can't stop and board a ship without probable cause. While the lack of a transponder is sufficient, we probably want more concrete proof if this ever goes to court."
>Maintain distance and keep trying to raise comms.
>Get closer and maintain a weapon lock and MAKE them respond.
>Screw regulation and open fire.
>Not worth it. Just let it go.
>Other
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This quest is gonna be baller.
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>Get closer and maintain a weapon lock and MAKE them respond.
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You are the former United States Navy warship USS HOEL, now returned as a shipgirl and ready to kick Abyssal ass!
It had already been the greater part of a day ever since Heerman had been rushed back to Pearl Harbor on a medivac flight. Out of respect, the Captain allowed you and Johnston to accompany her as an "escort" while Portland, White Plains, and San Diego covered the fleet while it returned the slow way. You had to admit, despite seeming all prim and proper like Portland, the Captain could be pretty all right.
Heerman was now in a special recovery room in the base hospital. Despite her wounds having healed, she was still unconscious, and Vita was unsure when she would wake up. You have to suppress the dark thought that Heerman may never open her eyes again.
The clicking of heeled boots and the smell of fresh pastries are what finally convince you to open your eyes. In your blurry vision, you could see Mulberry's back as she adjusted the shades on the window, letting in the morning light.
"Oh dear!" Mulberry puts a hand to her mouth. "My apologies, I didn't mean to wake you! You just looked like you really needed the rest!"
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Oh right, you were awake pretty much all night waiting by Heerman's side, hoping she'd wake up. You turn to the chair next to you, where you see Johnston curled up like a cat, snoring loudly. A blanket had been draped over the both of you too, either by a nurse or maybe even Mulberry herself.
"It's no problem." You yawn loudly. "Why're you here anyways?"
"Well, I heard what happened, and I figured if Heerman were to wake up today, she'd like to see some flowers and a nice breakfast! Even Vita has to admit that the hospital food here is absolutely DREADFUL." Mulberry says as she shows you a tray. On it, you could see a cup of tea, an oversized muffin, and a small vase with flowers. "Unfortunately, most of the other girls are still out on mission and haven't had a chance to stop by."
"Oh, that's fine. Wasn't expecting a parade or anything." You grunt as you rub your eyes.
"Anyways, it certainly seems like you could use some time outside!" Mulberry says with a smile. "Don't worry, I can handle things here for the moment!"
>Sure. Keep an eye on Johnston for me, too.
>Sure, let me wake up Johnston.
>I'd rather stay.
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>Sure, let me wake up Johnston.
Yatte Yaru Ze
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>>Sure. Keep an eye on Johnston for me, too.
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Welcome rudebois and rudegyals to the latest edition of Star Wars A New Quest,
Last time on STANQ; lose at space chess, gain a shiv, peter deals with princess, read his book while working out, learn where all the bird shit goes aswell as harpie engagements, slight lewd ya harpies, meet human supremacists and after internal debate leave them alone, learn mo' shit, agree to some things, do some things, meet ratboy geniuses family, get in a fuck off, which you win, fight a demon girl and escape unscathed, send a message, thread ends, discuss possible timeskips and prison escapes.
And that's where we left off.
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You wake up in bed nursing a slight headache, everyone else in the courtyard already evidently.
You see Esteban round the corner to the courtyard as you sit up, so at least you aren't late or anything.
You get dressed, pocket your shank into your waistband, grab your shit, and yawn.
>what do today?
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Make ourselves Don of the humans.
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You head to the courtyard and find the human supremacist group.
"Hey Kyran, hope you're feeling better than earlier, you were acting really wei-"
"I want to be the don of this group."
"..."
"..."
"Kyran... You maybe humanoid, but, not only have you done nothnig for us, but I can see the mando in you."
"What"
"Yeah, a member with that you could be yeah since you're human enough, but the don, no. Not pure enough"
>what do
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seduce
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>Saudi Arabia’s grand mufti has ruled that chess is forbidden in Islam, saying it encourages gambling and is a waste of time.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/21/chess-forbidden-in-islam-rules-saudi-arabia-grand-mufti
It's happening!
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Oh well. How far does his religious power stretch? I hope it's not far, otherwise it'd be a big bummer for all the muslim /tg/ players.
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>chess
>gambling
All that oil money and so little common sense.
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>>44919379
I bet he never even played chess.
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Great Beast Quest #2
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You are a Cave Hydra, big and mighty, and your nap, which turned into full on sleep, was filled with flashbacks which happened before you decided to rest for a longer while.
After waking up, you went to the glowing forest, there you have found a Dwarf Bear fighting their namesakes; 3 dwarves. A giant bat tried to steal the bear, but after minimal effort, you gained two meals.
Conserving the bear and eating the bat, you go nap and then decide to return the sharp pointy stick to the dwarf that left it inside of the bear. You didn't manage to find them before they returned to their nest, but after small confrontation, you left it to other dwarf ad ran unscathed.
"Wake up, I'm thirsty." Says your left side
"I am too. the bear doesn't have blood." Says your right.
Redoing your morning routine, you are finally awake, also feeling hunger growing inside of you besides the need to drink.
>Conserve your meal, hunt fishes in the river.
>Eat the bear now, go drink water from the tunnels below.
>Kill two birds with one head; steal resources from dwarves.
>What else?
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>>44919130
>>Conserve your meal, hunt fishes in the river.
We should be able to get a good drink doing it too.
Lets just watch out for those damn carp.
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>>44919130
>>>Conserve your meal, hunt fishes in the river.
Non faggot names for a sword?
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>>44916241
nigger
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>>44916241
Kebab skewer
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>>44916241
Nofaggoter
Sideboard tech edition
>tfw get to run 4 of these in burn sideboard and bring all of them in against Tron
They're probably the most useful SB slot all around, I use it in tons of matchups.
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wtf with all the spikes ?
Modern is getting as expensive as Legacy without the safety to get buttfucked by random bans.
Just ordered 50$ chinamen cards because a 40$ uncommon is just complete bullshit. Fuck you jews of the coast, fuck you star of david games REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>44915244
>f with all the spikes ?
>Modern is getting as expensive as Legacy witho
turn 3 sorcery spell against tron.
Enjoy your resolved karn/wurmcoil
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Should I build Scapeshift or Abzan Midrange?
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Pathfinder General /pfg/BambooForrest's Favorite 2hu Edition
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>>44915046
What're some fun adventures you could have when you're small enough to ride a mouse like it's a warhorse?
What sort of challenges should one throw at a tiny party?
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>>44915097
Pseudo-Dragons
The Witch's familiar is looking for payback.
A house cat.
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>>44915111
>at long last, you understand why the commoners in your hometown were wary of housecats
>you're pretty sure you've voided your bowels
>this was not what you signed up for
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Alright Ambassador Anon. Your people were right. The Space Elves and Hiveswarms have turned on us. Our worlds are being overrun, our treasuries have been emptied, and all our other allies have abandoned us.
I know our people have had a rocky relationship, but we are begging for you to save our people.
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>>44909897
Hire Space Mercenaries or place a bounty on their leaders' head. I'm sure an army or Samus Arans or Boba Fetts will be beneficial.
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>>44909969
>No more funds.
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>>44909897
Ambassador Ayy, we have a saying on Earth.
I told you so.